Tuesday, January 29, 2019

"The Snow Might Actually Stick This Time."

The snowstorm that wasn't.....


19 comments:

Bob Neblett's ghost said...

The weather staff at WLBT, WAPT & WJTV . . . had premature weathergasms for over a week before last night's blizzard conditions.

Anonymous said...

James F’n Spann. He’s the man. Roll Tide.

Anonymous said...

When it comes to the weather they are damned if they do and damned if they don't.

Anonymous said...

Why don’t weather forecasters and tv weather reporters just come out and say “we just don’t know how much snow we get” ?

King of The Hill said...

The "weather teams" all seem to wear "Columbia" jackets etc. when everybody knows if you want to be taken seriously they should be wearing L.L.Bean. Boy howdy, how about that global warming....

Anonymous said...

we always had good weather until Mr. Woodie Assaf, Bob Neblett and Farmer Jim stopped working. Since then only miserable weather. Winds, Bad Rains, Heat and snow. We need to find some better weathermen.

Anonymous said...

The Russians are colluding with the National Weather Service to dupe America.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows Trump won't even listen to his own National Security Team. It's time for Pence, McConnell and the rest of the Republican leadership to come to grips with the situation and invoke the 25th Amendment before it too late.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows Trump won't even listen to his own National Security Team. It's time for Pence, McConnell and the rest of the Republican leadership to come to grips with the situation and invoke the 25th Amendment before it too late.

Anonymous said...

The ground temperature made " sticking" impossible .

And, it's ridiculous not to make a clearer distinction in the geographical differences.

What happens in Oxford isn't what happens in Biloxi.

And, those not in the path of a storm that could generate tornados shouldn't have to watch weathermen repeat themselves endlessly.

Give us a scroll until you actually see " something" , not the "potential" for something. When you do use a warning sound alert and quickly describe the 'where it is and where it's going".

There are far more commercials than ever before, interrupt a few minutes of those, not the barely 40 minutes of actual program we get these days for the illiterate.




StarRider said...

Are these the same people who can predict what the climate will be like 100 years from now?

Anonymous said...

@8:01Am

Does it have to be weathermen? I get my weather from Kelly Scott. I like her voice on the radio and her TV presentation. WJTV should keep her around to replace Ken South as lead meteorologist.

Anonymous said...

Rack city.

Anonymous said...

Most so called "Meteorologists" on TV majored in Broadcast Journalism. Real meteorologists take less glamorous jobs as scientists for NOAA, the Dept. Of Defense, or stick to research.

Others are on the cutting edge of climate science like Ben Davidson who discusses daily science journal reports and Space Weather news on his YouTube channel, Suspicious 0bservers.

Anonymous said...

Spann's the man!

Anonymous said...

I miss Woody Asasf.

Anonymous said...

What's Woody say?

I don't know just show me dem cans!

Louis LeFleur said...

Forget Woodie Assaf,Bob Neblett, and even Reddy Kilowatt. Bring back Joanne Van Fleet (sp?), Jackson original Weather Babe, long before the likes of Barbie Basset and others.

Anonymous said...

It's time to bring back the yearly Weather/News babe polls.

Seriously, how else are the local TV honeys supposed to know how well they stack up?

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