Monday, January 14, 2019

Sanders SPEAKS!!!

Enoch is looking a little old.  Might be slowing down. 



If he was arrested on New Year's Eve, it wasn't by JPD. 

Posted by Kingfish at 12:00 PM

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

For my own personal entertainment, I recorded this rant, then I inserted things like laughing, "ba doom tish", and other background effects....

January 14, 2019 at 12:13 PM
Louis LeFleur said...

Enoch has a son who is an MD, a respected surgeon in Virginia no less? Hard to believe. Can't find any bio on the guy. I don't doubt that our local Enoch could have been a Viet Nam era Marine, but I note that he refers to himself as an ex-Marine, not a former Marine. Big difference as an ex was less than honorably discharged.

January 14, 2019 at 1:04 PM
Kingfish said...

Don't let him fool you. He is smarter than he makes out to be.

Nailed Ed Peters 20 15 years before everyone else did.

January 14, 2019 at 1:19 PM
Is Public Access Still a Thing? said...

I just love the doings at the CCJ!

(City Council of Jackson, for those of you who live in the Jackson Country Club).

It is hard to follow Enoch's insane ramblings, but best I could make of it is that he was at the Lady Luck on New Year's Eve, got drunk and drove toward home, got caught and thrown in jail, and he's upset about that.

And he has a son who is one of the 12 best doctors in the country.

And Martin Luther King Day festivities are a good thing.

Da Struggles Continues, Da Struggles Continues, Da Struggles Continues.

January 14, 2019 at 1:20 PM
Anonymous said...

Like a witch doctor?

January 14, 2019 at 2:27 PM
Anonymous said...

Melvin Priester letting another election cycle pass by, what is his plan for life? He spent all those years in ivy league schools so he can proctor one minute public speaking sessions for Enoch Sanders. Ain't civil service great.

January 14, 2019 at 2:30 PM
Anonymous said...

I would love to see Enoch's reaction if M'El-Vin Priester said "Next" to him.

January 14, 2019 at 2:31 PM
Anonymous said...

How does that kracka Axby Foot keep a straight face during this? He must be lookin' at his Shelby Foote kindle book on his phone to keep hisself together.

January 14, 2019 at 2:32 PM
Anonymous said...

to KF........RIGHT, HE DID see through ed peters. marsha thompson with wlbt ch. 3 did also.

January 14, 2019 at 3:20 PM
Anonymous said...

Who the hell DIDN'T see thru Ed Peters?

January 14, 2019 at 5:29 PM
Anonymous said...

I think I’ll get shitfaced, get in front of that podium, and let em have it.

January 14, 2019 at 5:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Enoch, Enoch, Enoch. You should have know the po-po would be out looking for you. After all, you're always saying how they are out to get you (and the black peoples) so it was on natural that if you slugged down a little hooch that the law would get you. Oh, you take about all the peoples being kilt, don't you know DUI is also dangerous and kilts people?

January 14, 2019 at 7:41 PM
Anonymous said...

@5:29 - Bobby Delaughter.

January 14, 2019 at 9:05 PM
Anonymous said...

He used to play at the Casinos in Vicksburg in the 90's and probably still does. he was always with a woman who drove a late model Acura. there was another guy who tried to clone his outfit, he would come in the casinos as well

January 14, 2019 at 9:07 PM
Blesssings Where You Find Them said...

There is a Dr. Enoch M. Sanders, MD in Virginia that is a general surgeon in Virginia. The online reviews for him are 4 and 5 stars. Wow........

January 15, 2019 at 8:04 AM
Anonymous said...

What does it mean that you cannot "stop a Marine from enjoying a night in jail"? I can only imagine.

January 15, 2019 at 8:08 AM

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