Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Pearl Police Seeking Tip Bandit

The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement.

Pearl Police Department investigators are asking for the public's assistance in helping identify the female in the picture below. After waiting on a "to-go" order, she distracts the hostess to get her some additional items. When the hostess leaves the front desk to retrieve the items, the female takes a tip jar containing approximately $300 cash.
If you can help identify this female, please contact Pearl Police Department at 601-939-7000. Thank you in advance.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Typical...

Anonymous said...

With that butt, she will blend in really well.

Louis LeFleur said...

I really don't like this phrase in its usual context, but LOCK HER UP!

Anonymous said...

If they left $300 sitting in the tip jar, there's a good argument that they asked for this.

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure she only did it because she was hungry. You can't blame someone that malnourished for stealing because of hunger.

Anonymous said...

@10:42 - Blame the victim? Really?

Anonymous said...

@ 10:42

"They" did not "ask" for this.

That sorry ass POS stole the rewards / compliments given to the staff for their efforts.

"Typical" is the correct description of the thief and the crime.

Special thanks to this website for sharing the photo and story. Now, lets make "fatass" famous.

Anonymous said...

Some people never leave a tip to begin with, and then some people take it a step further and won't even leave somebody else's tip!


I'm sure Kingfish is having to discard A LOT of 'racist' comments on this one.

Anonymous said...

10;42am must be the crook already prepping her defense

Sounds like BS to me said...

$300 in a tip jar at a Chinese buffet, are you kidding me???

Anonymous said...

Good clear picture.........should be able to find this criminal.

Anonymous said...

@ 10:42
If you look closely in the picture, the tip jar is an opaque piggy bank. The only thing the restaurant "asked for" was to be paid for goods provided and a possible tip for service. How on God's green earth can you defend the actions of a petty thief?

Anonymous said...

I'm certain this lady is a good person. She just needs the money for her children, and to buy a house for her mother.

Anonymous said...

Just curious, how do they know how much was in the tip jar?

#58 Beef and Broccori said...

"Approximately $300 in a tip jar"? How would you know how much was in the tip jar unless you dumped it out and counted it? Then at that point why would you put it back in the tip jar? Something no make sense here.

Anonymous said...

Attn 1:15 If there was $300.00 in the jar each of the previous few days, it is a pretty good assumption there was $300.00 the day of this theft. Have I simplified this enough for you, or do I need to dumb it down even more!!!

Anonymous said...

They may have meant 300 CNY, which would be about 50 USD.

Anonymous said...

1:15 & 1:23 are correct. No one ever knows the amount until it's actually removed and counted... then of course, no one puts it back in the jar.

Similar occurrence out at Shuckers a few years ago where a guy was accused of stealing $750. from a band's tip jar. No bands get $750 tips in a jar... Heck, they didn't get that much paid to play there.

I'd be pissed too - but folks make up those amounts b/c they really don't know.

Kingfish said...

Or at The Dock when someone stole Rachel's tip jar at closing. They caught him in the girl's bathroom. He'd even shoved a roll of quarters up his own ass.

Anonymous said...

10:42. how about someone steal your car? after all, you parked it and 'asked for it' by leaving the vehicle unattended.



Louis LeFleur said...

Ewww! I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing that story, KF! That does, however, remind me of a related ER story I'll save for the right time.

Anonymous said...

Who carries around rolls of quarters to tip bartenders?

Anonymous said...

People must be tipping 10's and 20's in Pearl if there was 300.00 in the tip jar. More like $30 in the tip jar.

Anonymous said...

Stake out all the buffet restaurants in the Jackson metro. She's bound to waddle in somewhere.

Anonymous said...

4:17 PM, it isn't unusual for people to tip 10's and 20's.
Maybe not in Jackson but in most places. I have been known to leave a 100 many times.

Anonymous said...

2:55 pm Is that what they call dirty money?

Anonymous said...

We can easily see where she hides that stolen money, which is the tip of the iceberg.

Anonymous said...

I have been known to leave a 100 many times

Congratulations.

Anonymous said...


She surrendered to Pearl police this morning on the advice of her parole officer.

These people are not fixable. Out on parole and steals a tip jar. POS !!

I hope this website played a role in her getting caught.

Louis LeFleur said...

Yes, she was "encouraged to surrender by her parole officer". Er, way what? I'd like to know what she was on parole for.

Also, to end the debate, it was disclosed that there was $270 in the tip jar. Is that close enough to satisfy everyone and end the silly debate?!

Anonymous said...

One can only guess the entire Pearl P.D. were "on her tail".

That would include all 28 Officers, 14 squad cars, the Rankin County MRAP.....

Anonymous said...

ONCE A THIEF ALWAYS A THIEF.

https://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Mississippi/Rankin-County-MS/Delana-Wash.21784135.html


On parole for 3 offenses:
1 Shoplifting & 2 Grand Larceny

Anonymous said...

Louie DeFlower - Ain't nobody butchu 'debatin' how much was in the jug.



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