Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Brandon Bust

The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement and mug shots.


Anonymous said...

Gotta love a 300+ lb. guy in a Nike shirt that says "Run All Out".

Anonymous said...

All of these cats look like hardened criminals. I'd be afraid of battling(or whatever it is you do) with them on World of Warcraft or someother neckbeard game.

PittPanther said...

Cody is soft and weak. User him to snitch on the higher ups.

Eleven months, and all they got is 8 low level dealers? Not one kingpin. These 8 guys have been replaced already, the marijuana trade continues unimpeded in Brandon.

The cops ought to be fired for incompetence, wasting taxpayer dollars for 11 months doing nothing.

Anonymous said...

Where’s the person that always says the white kids in Rankin County never get arrested for drugs?

2 Dozen Krispy Kreme Please said...

Rarely agree with Pitt-Panther but he's dead-on in that post.

Anonymous said...

The low level dealers are usually arrested and are given a "deal" if they snitch on higher ups. Unfortunately, sometimes they don't know or are too scared to tell (threats to themselves and/or family). Plus, one of these guys only sold a couple of joints, and another steroids.

Anonymous said...

Pretty clear none of them were using the 'roids.

Anonymous said...

@12:16 - look again at Jacob Ryals. Then check out his Facebook page.

Anonymous said...

"Arrest" is not plural.

Anonymous said...

11:22 - If you actually believe any of these guys will rat-out the higher ups, please let us know when an arrest is made at a higher level. Ain't gonna happen. But, you knew that.

This is nothing more than justifying positions funded by grants.

Anonymous said...

The drugs come from Jackson, seen it first hand. They won’t catch the real dealers. I know a few of these guys they don’t sell anything but 20 sacs lol. This has to be a joke from the Brandon PD. If they want the big boys go check out Robinhood or Luckney Rd. and as you all said they won’t eat anyone out and they’ll be back to it in a week or two.

Pappy Odaniel said...

I thought Michael Guest and Barney Bailey had run all the drugs up out of Rankin County and they were skurred to come to Rankin County.

Anonymous said...

Pitt is just upset that a bunch of crackers got arrested. Pitt wants diversity in Brandon PD arrests.

Anonymous said...

I am really not sure why people are upset about these arrests. They broke the law, they should have a consequence to learn from. Keep treating them like victims of the system and they are going to spend their entire lives blaming their bad choices on everybody else. These boys are not victims. They knew what they were selling and they knew it was against the law and they got caught. It’s pretty simple to me.

Anonymous said...

That is Jacob Ryals..he def on roids.. didn't know he sold them but it's common knowledge around here that he was on them. His mom and dad knew and approved it. Said in order to compete at the level he does you have to use them. Anyway, just shows you how kids turn out when they have shitty parents.

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