Monday, July 30, 2018

Do They Deserve a Break Today?

Which is bigger news - the fact that a McDonald's milkshake machine actually worked or the beatdown of a customer who threw a milkshake at a McDonald's employee?






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19 comments:

Anonymous said...

The milkshake machines at McD's in Madison and Ridgeland did NOT work Sunday night. Went to Sonic and got it 1/2 price.

Uncle Sam said...

Now, about that wall.....

Anonymous said...

Wardrobe malfunction! She might be the big gals daughter based on the way she acted in the end.

Anonymous said...

Yawn. It's sad that I am starting to find videos such as this boring, but they're becoming so common and just contain two or three low class people screaming obscenities and slap fighting.

No different than that Piccadilly video last week.

Anonymous said...

Preview of the 2019 governor’s race

Anonymous said...

Two things

First - if you are a of wrestling, then you remember the ladies of GLOW and big momma in the white shirt reminds me of Mt. Fuji, LOL!!!

Second - service industry workers are just not taking any rude behavior from customers anymore. Times have changed

Anonymous said...

We are living the real life version of the movie “Idiocracy” but with angry people (as well as stupid)

Anonymous said...

Mickey Ds now has live entertainment. Who knew?

Anonymous said...


There are a lot of things I don't understand about people.

These "skirmishes" over petty bullshit baffle me.

Anonymous said...

The milkshake cleaning or breakdown problem isn't confined to McDonald's as the benefits of no milkshake show up at Burger King too. It's why I've switched to Wendy's even though the other two are more accessible.

Anonymous said...

12:08 "As you know" (apparently, a new "trigger phrase" for the perpetually-offended lefties), the only reason McD's milkshakes machines don't work - typically the closer the store gets to closing time - is because the employees shut it down to clean it. If they clean it DURING hours of operation, they don't have to clean it AFTER hours of operation......and they can get they "freak-on" sooner!

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to get some hep in sizing up opponents.

She had no bidness messing with this one!

Johnny Weir said...

This is better than WWE; Kingfish.
I'm canceling my subscription to WWE. See a little TT too.
Wow!
What more can a country boy want.
Notice the girl went back to eating her Big Mac sfter the fight..

Anonymous said...

World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc has signed a contract with the big white gal
Her name will be Mt. Helen.

PittPanther said...

I'd hit that (the loser of the fight, not the winner)!

If you're gonna start trouble, you have to wear the correct clothing. Spaghetti straps are a no-no...

Anonymous said...

Big Mac Momma pounded the heck out of Mama San.

Mama San need lessons on how to throw a milkshake.

Justice for Milkshakes said...

Gotta admit, that was kinda arousing. I love watching trashy women throw down in public. I should move to Rankin County..

PittPanther said...

The rest of the story...

The Asian girl is a stripper. This happened in Vegas.
Stripper asked for a free water cup, manager thought she was going to try to scam some free soda from the self serve. Situation escalated.

Dude in the blue shirt is the boyfriend of the big manager. He said he wasn't trying to stop her, because once she gets going you can't stop a big woman like her.
Smaller woman in blue shirt tries to break up the fight, but gets elbowed in the face by the stripper. No good deed goes unpunished.
Manager did not get fired. Stripper got arrested and has a simple assault charge. There is Justice sometimes!

Donald Trump said...

Wow! Good job Pitt Panther.

Kingfish keep the great blogs coming. I'm turning into a internet Voyeur.

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