Sunday, July 8, 2018

Catch the Hoverboard Bandit

Belhaven must now suffer a hoverboard bandit.  The video of a house burglary is posted below and was recorded early Saturday morning.


Anonymous said...

He even brought his dog with him along with an ice chest.

Anonymous said...

Micheal Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” comes to mind. Annie are you ok???? The Hover Board Bandit!

Anonymous said...

Posting videos of African-Americans commiting crimes is a racist act. Not all African-Americans commit crimes, but these videos are used by racists to reinforce stereotypes and promote bigotry and prejudice.

Anonymous said...

@11:47 Either you are being sarcastic or your interpretation of this video is different. I see a tall thin white male. So do you still hold your opinion if this white male was breaking into a black person's property as being racist for posting a video of a crime? Evidence is evidence.

Anonymous said...

Would serve him right if he hit a Belhaven-sized pothole.

Anonymous said...

Weird. It's like he knew the door was unlocked. He looks like he's just getting his stuff back. Real theft, or an argument between friends, former roommates, etc.?

Anonymous said...

The Belhaven has minority (white) burglars, equal opportunity for all.

Anonymous said...

1:06 Word!

Anonymous said...

An excellent "segway" to the next post...

Anonymous said...

As someone who knows the homeowners, I can assure you that they are not friends with the thief. The brazen way in which he committed this crime is unsettling, but there is no connection with the victims.

Anonymous said...

8:25, what did he steal? I don't see that he got the type stuff typically stolen (including from my house when the bastards kicked in my back door), such as guns, tvs, jewelry, and computers that apparently are easily sold.

Anonymous said...

Dude has balance.

Anonymous said...

And to think this happened in 'The Belhaven' . . . very close to 'The Fondren'.

Anonymous said...

The only thing missing from the audio was the gunshots. So sad!

Anonymous said...

Rides a Segway to steal a Yeti Cooler from a house in Belhaven.

Whitest burglar ever.

Anonymous said...

To carry all that and navigate a hoverboard I'd say his core is strong. Probably can be found at Orange Theory or Pure Barre or some other yoga studio.

I'm going to say that guy knew that stuff was in there. You don't hover over to someone's house that you don't know, and end up stealing two heavy assed roto-moulded coolers and then just Marty McFly it up out of there.

Louis LeFleur said...

While still snickering at all of last week's "The Fondren" comments, now flowing over into this week, I must point out to 1:16 that The Belhaven exists, it's the building that The Manship restaurant is in... as well as a load of doctors' offices and other medically related businesses. Otherwise, I wish people would quit referring to this thief's ride as a Segway, which it isn't, and also quit using the word Segway for segue.

Anonymous said...

Louis LeFleur,

Segway is far more appropriate way to describe what the bandit is riding, which is technically a Personal Mobility Device (PMD).

Segway was bought by a Chinese company that they sued for making knockoff Segways. The stability technology that these devices use is basically copied from Segway technology. Segway now even makes a personal mobility device like this.

Segway is much better than hover board. Personal mobility devices do not hover in any way and Segway invented the technology.
The more you know.

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Arden Thor said...

Hoverboard Seat permits to the clients to update the satisfaction in riding and tuning in to music meanwhile. Two or three things come in this range attached with the blue tooth and speakers which hive persuading comes about. The 6.5" Mini Segway Hoverboard is amazingly standard among clients who check for gifting this changing bike to their young youths.

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