Monday, July 9, 2018

Nawffside Racin'

Well, it appears we know how the surplus police cars are used once sold.
Northside & Hanging Moss.



28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Definitely not hanging moss and northside

Kingfish said...

Person who shot the video told me that is where it was.

Kingfish said...

Just went to Google Maps. That's it.

reximus said...

That’s some low quality hooning right there.

Anonymous said...

Well, on the bright side, no crime will occur as long as they are there...criminal types just aren't sure about what the heck is going on.

Anonymous said...

I have the sudden urge to watch “The Dukes of Hazzard’ and “The Blues Brothers” at The Capri in The Fondren.

Anonymous said...

@7:21 must be one of the thugs doing this stupid stuff. He doesn't want anyone to know where it is really happening so they can't call the law, not that they would do anything. I guess in the big scheme though destroying private property and running of customers from private businesses in not too important compared to the almost daily murders that are occurring in Jackson. Of course stupid behavior such as this never leads to violence...yeah, sure.

Anonymous said...

The cops remove the logos when they surplus these vehicles. The leave the police-interceptor engines, tear-drop spotlights and rubber gasket where the whup antenna was. They bad in the hands of thugs.

Anonymous said...

That's not racing, that is doing doughnuts in the parking lot. Looks like they are getting ready for stunt driving school

Anonymous said...

That’s it. I’m moving back to Jackson.

Louis LeFleur said...

7:21, I would have agreed with you at first because of the CSL Plasma, which is the only recognizable business. On some websites the only such location in Jackson is Westland Plaza. On further investigation, however, there's a location on Northbrook Drive, which becomes Hanging Moss after it crosses Northside. As noted by the KF himself, that is the location per Google.

Otherwise, except that this is AAs in former police cars, as far as the activity goes, I don't see a lot of difference between this and how some white high school boys used to behave/drive back in the day around Westland Plaza and McDowell Road, and probably other areas of Jackson as well.

Anonymous said...

"It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

Anonymous said...

The City with Soul!

Minnie Fay said...

Cool! Muffler removed to increase speed. Rather see em do that than shoot up the town. Remember throw rocks, sticks, stones @ police cars.

Anonymous said...

The thugs buy the surplus crown vic cop cars because of the police interceptor package. Hotter motor among other things.

Anonymous said...

That’s it. I’m moving back to Jackson.

Best comment of the thread!

Anonymous said...

Better than Dancing with the Stars!

Stokes for Mayor!

Anonymous said...

10:58...Stand up, state your name and admit it to the group. Your real dream is dancing with Stokes. Now sit down.

Anonymous said...

If only they were painted orange with a confederate battle flag on top. We ain’t so different after all.

Anonymous said...

Pretty cool is you ask me....

Jake said...

"It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

Yeah, but does the cigarette lighter work?

Anonymous said...

we can thank local municipal government for this.

I especially like it when the people that buy these auctioned cars feel they have the right to drive at excessive speeds in traffic, and weave in and out of all the cars on I-55.......

I don't know, but maybe it's just me, but shouldn't a minimum requirement to purchase one of these be a clean record

Sum Ting Wong said...

@6:50, I'm THRILLED that they'll speed and weave in and out of traffic, much better than our standard "Jacksonite" who drives 30 miles an hour on I-55 right in your blind spot, while staring at you like you're an alien, hoping you won't see them and clip them so they can play the ghetto lottery. The ones who slow down to 10mph as they cross a speed bump, as if their car will explode. The ones who slam on brakes in a hot lane (instead of the clearly marked turning lane) and slow down to 3 to carefully turn their shitmobile like they have a boiling hot cup of coffee on the dash.

Micah Gober said...

Hey my Toyota Prius can run circles around these guys.

Anonymous said...

Wonder someone has ever bought a surplus police car that they were detained in one or more times in that car’s previous history?

Man, this Colorado shit is gooooooood.

LoFiDelta said...

“The thugs buy the surplus crown vic cop cars because of the police interceptor package. Hotter motor among other things.”

The engines are same as a civilian car or F-150. No more HP. They do have a tranny and oil cooler for obvious reasons.

Anonymous said...

12:16 - You won't find a 442 cubic inch engine in any F-150.

Anonymous said...

hey mo, no such thing as a ford 442 ci. Try a 281 ci or 4.6L.

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