Thursday, June 2, 2016

Roll _________

Meet the Ridgewood Rednecks:

Clue: Where is the American flag?


Anonymous said...

Don't see a problem flying the American Flag. I do see a problem with another flag being flown above the American Flag (whatever that flag is).

I'm assuming that is what this post is about???

Anonymous said...

I believe he's saying it's a RTR fan... and yep, wrong, and perhaps illegal to fly any flag above the US flag.

Anonymous said...

Against the Flag Code, but the code is not enforced because it violates first amendment rights according to case from the 90s. I don't remember all the details, but it is basically the same logic that allows people to burn the flag with out being punished. If I saw the home owner he would hear my opinion about it.

Anonymous said...

Now, KF. Your LUS coonass is showing.

Let us win or we'll poison your trees! said...

I expect this behavior from people who would poison a pair of century-old oak trees because they lost a game, or sucker punch an Ole Miss student and break his jaw after a home defeat at the hands of the Rebels, or murder a fellow fan in cold blood because they "weren't upset enough" over the loss, or pull out their manhood and sexually assault a drunk (is there any other kind?) LSU fan and then post it to the internet.

The biggest contingent of sidewalk alumni in the South - half of the houndstooth-clad rabble never set foot in a college classroom.

I once saw a personalized license plate in Allerbammer that read ROW TID. That should let you know the braintrust with which you are dealing.

Anonymous said...

As in the case of most Bammers, not only did they not attend the University of Alabama, they couldn't find Tuscaloosa on a map of Alabama if you gave them a hint. Just another redneck bandwagon jumper.

Anonymous said...

At least these flags are in better shape than the tattered rags flapping on the poles down by King Edward "train station".

Anonymous said...

"I just had too much 'Bama in me." - Tommy Lewis, UofA 1954

Anonymous said...

I'd wager a large sum of money this "hardcore nasty Alabama fan" didn't attend their preferred university they like to represent...much like most other hardcore 'Bama fans. Rowl Tahd.

Anonymous said...

I know the fellow who lives there and he is a super
nice guy. He probably just doesn't know about
the etiquette of flying the American flag.
I am sure he will take care of it if told.

Anonymous said...

I'm not condoning the flag thing, but common sense says there are going to be a few bad apples in every bunch and Alabama has a BIG bunch to choose from. You guys know how it is when you start winning a bunch of National Championships year after year and suddenly you have hundreds of thousands of new fans jumping on the bandwagon... wait, nevermind. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Surely that's not Posh NEJ....looks more like Pearl

Anonymous said...

This Bama grad loves being hated by all you losers. Roll Tide!!

Anonymous said...

Hey 2:25---what the hell is wrong with you? GET A JOB !!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Typical Stupid Bamer fan.

Anonymous said...

I don't see the big deal. LSU freaks do the same thing. Every SEC school has its contingent of over the top fans.

Flag etiquette is reserved for military and government offices. Outside that, it's a silly issue.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are too busy worrying about how to one up each other you missed the point. No flag flys above the US flag period. Flag etiquette is silly? Go tell that to a girl whose newly married husband just flew over seas or to family that buried a soldier who died serving the country that allows you these rights. Step back and soak it in dude. Some countries would have you killed for doing that.

Anonymous said...

I say suspend him for one game. That's plenty enough.

Anonymous said...

While you ass clowns are too worried about trying to piss in other people's cheerios, (bear sharks vs Bama - you already have an ass load to deal with currently) you missed the entire point of this post. The American Flag is never subjected to another nation, state, school, or UN for that matter as second on the flag pole. The school of choice on the flag had zero to do with it.

Second, for those of you who know where this location is, given the recent level of conversation on this site of abandoned housing, what about the string of four houses on Ridgewood that is a complete eye sore for the area. That needs looking into as well.

Flag Protocol No Law said...

While flag etiquette is simply a code of suggestions, it is not law and it's not illegal to display the US Flag (that's the name of it) beneath or lower than another.

The flags prominently flown 'on the hill' at the church entering Yazoo City always has the religious flag above the US. I don't see KingLSUfish posting a picture of that redneck insubordination.

I'd rather see this display than none at all. I've burned flags ceremoniously and replaced others anonymously. The only flags flying right now that we need to be really worried about are the black fist and the upside down US Flag underneath the Flag of Mexico.

PS: I have a photo of the LSU flag at Tiger Stadium just after MSU turned out the lights down there two years ago this September.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah? Take a look at the crackheads swirling about 5520 Ridgewood Road..talking about rednecks!

Block Patrol said...

There's no law against flying or not flying a flag or how one is flown or about being a (perceived) redneck. Why don't you pissants talk about something relevant like when was the last time this guy fired a gun in the street, robbed a store or jacked your neighbor's car? You can't, because he's a law abiding citizen. Don't like that? Then your job is to run him off. It's not hard....remember? You've done it before.

Anonymous said...

Bama sidewalk trash are lower than Muslims, lower than Democrats. Human filth who poison trees.

Of course, God avenged the trees on April 27, 2011.

Anonymous said...

"Now, KF. Your LUS coonass is showing."
June 2, 2016 at 12:57 PM

Take it from a Cougar who's seen it. YOU should be so lucky. The straight-across trunks tanline sets off all that muscle to PERFECTION. And the view from the front is even MORE awesome.

That is all I have to say on this subject...

Anonymous said...

Good lord I just threw up.

Anonymous said...

@7:11 AM U*P*D*A*T*E ! Around 5:30 tonight (Sun. 06/05) 4 JPD cars with blue lights flashing swarmed the crack house 5520 Ridgewood Road. A 5th JPD car appeared and joined the fun. They stayed about 1 and 1/2 hours searching the house. Then a Ridgeland police car rolled up and cuffed one of the crackheads and took him away. My info says he is a well known felon to the Ridgeland PD and had outstanding warrants. Some blonde professional lady was questioned at length but sent on her way. Robert (Bob) Maloney from Hattiesburg, you sir are a disgusting bottom feeder. You are well aware go the criminal activity going on in the house that you own and refuse to clean out that garbage dump. Maybe the state can seize that landfill since you are knowingly aiding and abetting criminal activity.

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