Monday, June 20, 2016

One arrested, one sought in church burglary

The Rankin County Sheriff's Office issued the following statements and mug shots:

(#2) Investigators just arrested Elizabeth Lauren Guy of Brandon for the burglary.  She has confessed to investigators as to her involvement.  She has also implicated Anna Paige Smith in the burglaries.   Investigators will be requesting an arrest warrant for SMITH.

Elizabeth Lauren Guy (21 years old)
 (#1)On June 20, 2016 employees of St. Marks United Methodist Church on Grants Ferry Road opened the doors to find areas of the church had been vandalized overnight. 

Two females entered the cafeteria of the church removing food scattering it throughout the building.  A maker was used to write obscenities on several tables in the dining hall.  The suspects then entered an office where they were able to locate and steal some church funds.  

Once in the office, they gained access to a master key and open most of the rooms in the church and vandalized those areas by either writing obscenities or throwing items around the room.  Before leaving the building, the duo adjusted the sprinkler system causing the parking lot flood.

The church has good surveillance video of two females and we hope to have arrests made by the end of the day.  The video will play a large role in getting a conviction on the two.  There were additional items of evidence collected on scene by investigators.  

Anna Paige Smith (21 years old)
                 For individuals to enter a place of worship and commit the acts perpetrated at St. Marks goes behind human decency.   We will catch them and rest assured District Attorney Guest will prosecute them then our judges will give them the time they deserve.

                According to Mississippi law, the maximum sentence for church burglary is fourteen years.

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31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy COW!!!! And with such distinctly non-tonyaesque names! Presumably, these girls are from good families - or families which USED TO be good. Hopefully, as the months pass, and the story unfolds, this will yield a long, interesting tale.

Anonymous said...

Trash.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

" A maker was used to write obscenities on several tables in the dining hall."

Can we all assume that the 'maker' that wrote the obscenities on several tables wasn't "our" Maker.

Kingfish said...

It's too small for a maker.


Blessed is the maker

Anonymous said...

Glad these thugs are off the streets and out of the pews.

Anonymous said...

Must have used the Same hair twister for the red upchuck look.

Anonymous said...

Yep.. they went right for the food. Stupid sows. I hope they rot in jail.

Anonymous said...

The Rankin County Sheriff's Office needs to find a new person to write their press releases. This is sad. I know it's Rankin County, but please don't perpetuate the belief that we are illiterate BY BEING ILLITERATE!!! Bless his/her heart. He/she needs to go to Hinds County, where no one will know the difference or care. Bless her heart and the heart of his/her Maker.

Anonymous said...

10:19

I made a typing mistake! I do know the difference between my "maker" and a marker. If only I had nothing better to do the criticize someone for a simple typing error. Although I am far from perfect, I would love for you to walk one day in my shoes and you pray to your "maker" that the only mistake you have that day is a typing error in a press release. I have to focus on much bigger issues in my day than you could possibly understand.

God Bless the Peacekeepers!

Raymond Duke
Undersheriff

Anonymous said...

I smell ham.

Anonymous said...

Scummy little thugettes. Glad one is off the street and sleeping in a cell tonight. The other one will join her worthless gal pal soon enough.

Piers said...

I blame guns.

And Brexit.

Anonymous said...

"I would love for you to walk one day in my shoes and you pray to your "maker" that the only mistake you have that day is a typing error in a press release"

this

Anonymous said...

Sorry @ 11:10 PM...I must disagree. There is nothing "little" about those two heifers!

Anonymous said...

It will be interesting to see if this gets a "hate crime" label. Was there a motive for what they did or just stupidity?

Anonymous said...

MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN

Anonymous said...

Undersheriff Raymond Duke put on your big boy pants , the comment wasn't personal. We respect and praise Law Enforcement. Your are gonna have ignorant responses in the comment section. Isn't America Great!!

Anonymous said...

I've seen the surveillance video. Cops should stake out the Krispy Kreme to find the other one.

Anonymous said...

Both these "women" have children.

I feel sorry for those poor kids. They've got no chance being raised by thugs like these two.

Anonymous said...

@8:48 - From what I see the undersheriff's big boy pants are firmly on and in place since he personally took responsibility for a damn TYPO. Now, do you want to do the same and take personal responsibility for the one you made? "Your are..."

Anonymous said...

Too many people get their panties in a wad over typing errors or incorrect English. If you can understand what the poster is saying it is good enough. If you can't understand what the poster is saying maybe you don't know enough to post a complaint.

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth: Okay, so time to plan our crime spree.

Anna: Right.

Elizabeth: First, what's our theme gonna be? Like our modus operandi?

Anna: Well, they say you should commit crimes that have personal meaning to you.

Elizabeth: Okay, good. I like it. So what are some things we really care about?

Anna: Well, we both hate organized religion.

Elizabeth: Absolutely. Hate it.

Anna: And obviously, we both love to eat.

Elizabeth: No question there. Okay, I think I've got it. What if we ...

Anonymous said...

They should be sentenced to church for YEARS!

Anonymous said...

You have to be a special kind of stupid to rob a church. Mississippi has too many thunder storms to try something like that. Has anyone ever been hit by lighting while in jail? I bet that would make the national news.

Leave the Undersheriff alone. He wasn't hired because he was an English major. We all knew what he meant. I don't know Mr. Dukes but I wouldn't have his job for any amount of money.

Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to be they don't receive some of this white privilege some of you liberals and democrats talk about.

L'Oreal because they ain't worth it said...

While the police are racking up the charges, that hair should register as at least a falony. That color isn't even on the color wheel

Anonymous said...

....If you can spell L'oreal but not felony.....

You mighta been hangin' out at the Belk's counter too long.

Anonymous said...

"Anna: Well, we both hate organized religion.

Elizabeth: Absolutely. Hate it."



Motive: mad at God because he made them fat, ugly and stupid.

Got it.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Raymond Duke! We in Rankin Co deeply appreciate your work!

Anonymous said...

Lauren is the daughter of the owner of a daycare. She worked there, too. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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