Monday, April 4, 2016

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Protests abounded throughout Jackson today.  It seems this group decided to get in on the act over at the intersection of North State Street and Woodrow Wilson:



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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who are they protesting? Are they protesting the idea of circumcision? Seem like a bunch of kid diddlers who have a preference...

Anonymous said...

Oh that's funny. Sorry couldn't be there. I was at f;$((ing work.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the anteaters escaped from the zoo

Anonymous said...

This is a traveling road show. Really! They were in Shreveport yesterday, and going to be in Memphis tomorrow. Just wondering what started the effort - and, of course, who is funding it.

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize they performed circumcisions at the Cabot Lodge.

Anonymous said...

Just Great! Bloody Scrotum zombies.
Why aren't these crazies at a JOB?
Won't see this on the 6 o clock news.
Just think the education the kids on school buses will get when they drive by on buses & see this.
Oh, Mommy what does circumcision mean? Then why is this women with bloody pants standing on the corner of North State & Woodrow Wilson?
Mommy this world is really F**k*d Up.

Snipper said...

9:47 - Contrary to your deviant suggestion, circumcision does not result in a bloody scrotum.

Mine looks like a German helmet said...

Where is the outrage from the Hebrew Caucus ?

Anonymous said...

10:12 PM Look at the picture numb nuts.

Anonymous said...

I knew a Rabbi once who performed circumcisions. He didn't get paid, he just took tips.

Anonymous said...

Each of those male protestors should pony up and prove that they are still sheathed.

Anonymous said...

I knew a Rabbi once who performed circumcisions. He didn't get paid, he just took tips.

April 4, 2016 at 10:51 PM


ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

They'd get a lot more attention, if NAKED COWBOY toured with them.

Anonymous said...

9:47 and 10:19 - Your deviancy is revealed more clearly with each successive post. Please stop now and go over to your usual favorite site.

Anonymous said...

She must be a Jackson Free Press reader. Has to be.

Anonymous said...

Finally, photographic evidence to support my theory that there are some men out there that are hormonally challenged and do cycle once a month. I been saying it for years!

Judeo-Christian Tool said...

Thanks, KF. One of the most entertaining items posted here in I don't know when. Just goes to prove there is probably a protest group for just about anything under the sun. And to the "expert" who says there are no bloody crotches, what about when it doesn't happen till later in life? Not all circumcisions are done on infants, although I'm gritting my teeth just thinking about it!

Anonymous said...

A Gallery of Famous Intact Men

Theze Some Weird MofOs on here... said...

12:47 - Circumcision of adult men does not result in a bloody scrotum or a bloody crotch. The scrotum is the nut sack. Circumcision involves the skin that hangs off the end of the pecker. You must be mighty damned deformed to not know this.

To your benefit though, I reckon if the circumcision site is not properly bandaged one could actually have a bloody ankle.

Anonymous said...

Circumcision involves the skin that hangs off the end of the pecker.

Really? Are you sure? Most of the readers never even heard about the whacked out book the Bible before last week. Thanks!

Skin It Back said...

An even older joke:

Job Opening - Local Hospital - Apply at nurses' station on the delivery floor. Circumcision Technician: Twenty skins a week and a chance to get ahead.



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