WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS, OR HILL-CRUZ FANS.
It's time to take a break. The legislature is done. The presidential race is now a full-scale scrum. Everyone is mad. Recriminations fly back and forth at a furious pace. Vengeance is plotted. Stop. Relax. Step back from the ledge for a minute. Take a deep breath. Meet Miss Lindsey Pelas, a South Louisiana girl who is making it in Hollywood.