Friday, April 15, 2016

How to melt snowflakes

Bedwetters took over an administration building at The Ohio State University.  It came as a rude surprise to these everyone-gets-a-trophy kids that they might actually get arrested and expelled.  It's funny they were all gone by 12:30 AM when he said a paddy wagon would be arriving at 5:30 AM to pick them up if they were still in the building.  Watch the video for yourself:

Kingfish note: Dear Mississippi university administrators, this is how you lead. Take notes.


Anonymous said...

I'm so tired of pussies whining!
Can you imagine that group of softies on Normandy beach?

Anonymous said...

No way we could win WWIII with this group of bitches. Thankfully most of the people who actually serve aren't huge pussies like these soft sacks.

Trumpster said...

The Donald will solve all this whining. (Not!)

Anonymous said...

That is a very good example how things should be handled.

Anonymous said...

It is so nice to see someone in academia show some backbone and courage in the face of children throwing a tantrum. For evidence of what happens to people who DON'T lead, but capitulate, look to Mizzou and their plummeting enrollment and endowment.

At least they grew enough balls to fire Melissa Click.

Anonymous said...

Best line.
"... we will give you the opportunity to go to jail for your beliefs."

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if anyone remained at 5:30am and was arrested.
One student said she would leave and return at 7:00am when the building opened. Has the problem persisted?

Anonymous said...

Talk about needing a safe space.

Anonymous said...

A milquetoast response at best but far better than the Mizzu meltdown. Are you paying attention Dr. Vitter? Its coming your way. You will find its like dealing with terrorist - they can never be appeased. Better take a break from "contextualizing" historical markers and prepare some tough love for these little shit ass malcontents.

Anonymous said...

I would have never thought such a liberal school as The Ohio State University would clamp down. To be fair, they are being super nice about it, but still they are dealing with it.

This generation needs to learn THEY aren't the most important beings on the planet.

Kingfish said...

Yes, we would win a war with these $*#*#&'s. Death has a way of clarifying and motivating.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, when was the last time we won a war? Right now we cannot even beat a street gang.

Anonymous said...

"I'm so tired of pussies whining!
Can you imagine that group of softies on Normandy beach?"
April 15, 2016 at 10:53 AM

That group has little in common with the Americans who landed on Normandy Beach. A century of DISADVANTAGEOUS IMMIGRATION, and government incentives which encourage undesirables to breed like rats, have transformed the American Populace.

America used to be a nation of Norse Protestants. That's who landed (and died) on Normandy Beach. And that's who built America into the greatest nation that ever existed.

Unfortunately, the ugly little wastes of space in the video are a pretty good sampling of WHAT lives in America, today. They are NOT descendants of the people who built America.

By the way... Was there anything in particular that these things were protesting? What do they have to protest, aside from their having been born stupid and ugly? And how is it the fault of the university, that they were born with bad genes and no fashion sense?

Anonymous said...

10:35, I agree. These people are descendants of people who have fled to our country to keep from acting like citizens in their own country. People can't expect much from people who will run from their own country instead of standing up.
When they come to America they start multiplying. No we have a large population of people who cannot and will not defend a country that has to protect them.

Kingfish said...

It appears some readers needs to go see The Tuskegee Airmen.

Anonymous said...

America never had that liberal myth of a pipe dream called Native Americans to help in the world war, nor did such people exist during the formation of the 13 colonies. Neither did the Spanish, French, Acadians, etc. etc exist in what is known as North America today. EVER.

It was once a magical place of ONLY White Anglo Saxon Protestants-it was once the Shangri-La of Puritan conservative ideology, I tell ya. And, the Jewish people were still confined to the other realms of the liberal socialist old order wasteland across the pond in which the WASP's escaped. I mean, those moonbat bullshit facts don't have anything to do with at we want to believe.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, the reason there is a movie should tell you something. The Tuskegee Airmen were not the average black soldier.

Suscribe to latest on JJ.

Recent Comments

Search Jackson Jambalaya

Subscribe to JJ's Youtube channel


Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).

Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.

In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS