Friday, April 15, 2016

How to melt snowflakes

Bedwetters took over an administration building at The Ohio State University.  It came as a rude surprise to these everyone-gets-a-trophy kids that they might actually get arrested and expelled.  It's funny they were all gone by 12:30 AM when he said a paddy wagon would be arriving at 5:30 AM to pick them up if they were still in the building.  Watch the video for yourself:




Kingfish note: Dear Mississippi university administrators, this is how you lead. Take notes.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so tired of pussies whining!
Can you imagine that group of softies on Normandy beach?

Anonymous said...

No way we could win WWIII with this group of bitches. Thankfully most of the people who actually serve aren't huge pussies like these soft sacks.

Trumpster said...

The Donald will solve all this whining. (Not!)

Anonymous said...

That is a very good example how things should be handled.

Anonymous said...

It is so nice to see someone in academia show some backbone and courage in the face of children throwing a tantrum. For evidence of what happens to people who DON'T lead, but capitulate, look to Mizzou and their plummeting enrollment and endowment.

At least they grew enough balls to fire Melissa Click.

Anonymous said...

Best line.
"... we will give you the opportunity to go to jail for your beliefs."


Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if anyone remained at 5:30am and was arrested.
One student said she would leave and return at 7:00am when the building opened. Has the problem persisted?

Anonymous said...

Talk about needing a safe space.

Anonymous said...

A milquetoast response at best but far better than the Mizzu meltdown. Are you paying attention Dr. Vitter? Its coming your way. You will find its like dealing with terrorist - they can never be appeased. Better take a break from "contextualizing" historical markers and prepare some tough love for these little shit ass malcontents.

Anonymous said...

I would have never thought such a liberal school as The Ohio State University would clamp down. To be fair, they are being super nice about it, but still they are dealing with it.

This generation needs to learn THEY aren't the most important beings on the planet.

Kingfish said...

Yes, we would win a war with these $*#*#&'s. Death has a way of clarifying and motivating.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, when was the last time we won a war? Right now we cannot even beat a street gang.

Anonymous said...



"I'm so tired of pussies whining!
Can you imagine that group of softies on Normandy beach?"
April 15, 2016 at 10:53 AM

That group has little in common with the Americans who landed on Normandy Beach. A century of DISADVANTAGEOUS IMMIGRATION, and government incentives which encourage undesirables to breed like rats, have transformed the American Populace.

America used to be a nation of Norse Protestants. That's who landed (and died) on Normandy Beach. And that's who built America into the greatest nation that ever existed.

Unfortunately, the ugly little wastes of space in the video are a pretty good sampling of WHAT lives in America, today. They are NOT descendants of the people who built America.

By the way... Was there anything in particular that these things were protesting? What do they have to protest, aside from their having been born stupid and ugly? And how is it the fault of the university, that they were born with bad genes and no fashion sense?

Anonymous said...

10:35, I agree. These people are descendants of people who have fled to our country to keep from acting like citizens in their own country. People can't expect much from people who will run from their own country instead of standing up.
When they come to America they start multiplying. No we have a large population of people who cannot and will not defend a country that has to protect them.

Kingfish said...

It appears some readers needs to go see The Tuskegee Airmen.

Anonymous said...

America never had that liberal myth of a pipe dream called Native Americans to help in the world war, nor did such people exist during the formation of the 13 colonies. Neither did the Spanish, French, Acadians, etc. etc exist in what is known as North America today. EVER.

It was once a magical place of ONLY White Anglo Saxon Protestants-it was once the Shangri-La of Puritan conservative ideology, I tell ya. And, the Jewish people were still confined to the other realms of the liberal socialist old order wasteland across the pond in which the WASP's escaped. I mean, those moonbat bullshit facts don't have anything to do with at we want to believe.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, the reason there is a movie should tell you something. The Tuskegee Airmen were not the average black soldier.

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