Monday, April 18, 2016

Passenger removed from flight

The Jackson Municipal Airport Authority issued the following press release:


(Jackson, MISS)-- The Jackson Municipal Airport Authority (JMAA) is routinely contacted regarding a wide scope of queries and or requests for assistance.  Our Airport Authority Police work in collaboration and coordination with local, state and federal agencies on a broad scope of these requests.

On Sunday, April 18, 2016, our JMAA Police was summoned by an American Airlines representative regarding a combative passenger who had boarded an American Airlines evening flight.  Upon arrival to the airline by JMAA police, the passenger had been removed by an airline representative.  The person of interest was immediately detained and questioned in accordance with airport operations policy.    Officials with the Federal Bureau of Investigation were contacted in accordance with protocols and incidents involving an aircraft.  The American Airlines flight to Dallas, Texas resumed its departure.  Today we were contacted today by local media regarding the incident and the person of interest.    For additional information, contact Gil Surels with the local FBI Office at 601.713.7244.

Kingfish note: The passenger was Chase Randall. His mug shot is posted below.


Anonymous said...

Too many errors in that release to enumerate. At least one error for each incompetent JMAA board member appointed by Chokwe.

Anonymous said...

It was Kenneff Stoke?

Anonymous said...

Well, Sunday was April 17, and the agent is Gil Surles, not Surles. Great PR person they have.

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure all flights to DFW from Jackson were cancelled yesterday due to weather. Are we sure it was the flight to Dallas or that it was actually yesterday?

The Police Was said...

I had just read the first paragraph and thought, "Wow, this doesn't really sound like it was written by a JMAA board member or employee". Then I read the second and concluding paragraphs. Couldn't they get a senior from Prep or JA, on an internship work-program, to write or proof their releases?

Anonymous said...

It was because of the horrible mixture of tar and mold which they sell, in monopolistic fashion, as coffee. I get a little edgy sometimes as well when the coffee sucks. So, better coffee, less unruly passengers.

Anonymous said...

Probably had to remove somebody that only flies once in a blue moon and doesn't understand protocol. Like Josh Harkin taking his family to Califoria.

Anonymous said...

Maybe this is why Feel thinks the JMAA should have a new board. Even though, just like which airlines serve the Jackson area doesn't have anything to do with the board, the security services and TSA are not under the control of the airport, much less the board.

Anonymous said...

Kennef don't fly just bus and train.

Anonymous said...

CL is reporting the guy's name, but doesn't strike me as having any notoriety.

Anonymous said...

Kennef hasn't found an airline that will take his IOU yet. Remember what happened to the bus bill he owed?

Anonymous said...

@5:05 you have me confused with Surles

Anonymous said...

Randy Jackson looked a lot different when he was a judge on American Idol.

Anonymous said...

Damn! Just give him the window seat next time.

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