Saturday, April 2, 2016

Thuggettes gone wild.

Trash gonna trash.  Some readers may find it difficult to watch all nine minutes of this video.


Anonymous said...

Why do you post this shit? Do you want to be recognized as a serious source of news and analysis, or as a Jerry Springer wannabe? This didn't even happen in Mississippi, and as far as I can tell there is no Mississippi nexus - leave this crap to Worldstar...

Kingfish said...

Go look at the Facebook pages for WLBT, WAPT, and WJTV. They post alot of videos and headlines from other states and use rather misleading titles to make you think it is local.

Anonymous said...

There is more than enough happening in Ms. Just drive sown just about any Jackson street and you can see worse. Dead bodies laying in the street or gutter isn't unusual.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit all three.

David B. said...

Why do you post this shit?

Why do you complain so frequently about the editorial decisions made by the proprietor of this business? No one forces you to ready anything offered here. If JJ content is so offensive to you please take your perpetually whiny ass elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

"I'd hit all three."
April 2, 2016 at 3:10 PM

You probably COULD, if you were willing to pay the "unknown males filming" for the privilege of going up in the bushes with the thugettes. Their eyebrows tell me those creatures are meth addicts and hookers.

That sort of activity is a growing 'thing', in "nature areas" around the country. A trucker told me it's even happening, now, in pull-over areas and rest stops along the interstates. And, of course, you've read about California's outdoor brothels, where girls who thought they were sneaking across our southern border, to golden lives in America, are forced to pull train out in the tall weeds.

The girl who was attacked may have been 'freelancing', and the others had been ordered to attack her. And yes: girls are being trafficked while still in high school. All the exploiters have to do is get them addicted.

Anonymous said...

4:23 Uhhm, just some redneck girls and cold beer. The males are known. Bubba, Jeeter and Biscuit.

Anonymous said...

All future RINO trophy wives. Them GOP boys have high standards.

Anonymous said...

Damn KF! What a defense! The "news outlets" that everybody bitches about as being worthless do it, so you will as well. Glad to know that you have stooped to them. Guess I can just start watching their broadcasts and websites - you are not going to do any better than them. Not comparing - just using your words, not mine.

They want to post whatever they can find on utube, so you will to, when u find it interesting to you. The least you could do is to headline it so that those of us that are interested in stuff that affects us could know that the post is not of local interest (i.e. Canton Apartments, Reunion, so that we can know ahead of time whether to waste our time on watching things that are cute to you.

Anonymous said...

Please, PLEASE, go away 8:23.

Anonymous said...

Just to satisfy you, 9:45, since you are such an important person that doesn't need his time wasted reading ridiculous opinions posted here by anonymous folks, I've gone away.

Now ---- you happy?

Anonymous said...

Which one is Tom Miles wife?

Anonymous said...

Dear April 2 at 3:03 pm. " Anonymous said...
Why do you post this shit? Do you want to be recognized as a serious source of news and analysis, or as a Jerry Springer wannabe? This didn't even happen in Mississippi, and as far as I can tell there is no Mississippi nexus - leave this crap to Worldstar..."

What do you NOT get about the term "jackassery"

Anonymous said...

Then maybe the lead in needs to be changed from Jackson Jackassery to Nationwide Jackassery.

Anonymous said...

Reporting from Columbia

Subject Hill has a record of baaaad behavior.

Anonymous said...

Them girlies need to plump up if they expect to get admitted to TSUN's School of Domestic Abuse.

Anonymous said...

"Dead bodies laying in the street or gutter isn't unusual."

3:07, where do you spend your time...?

Anonymous said...

9:33, listen to the local news sometime. They are always reporting about dead bodies found on the street and ditches. I don't go into Jackson. No reason for anyone to go there unless they are looking for drugs or prostitutes.

Anonymous said...

9:33, 'always reporting" about dead bodies? Bullshit. There may be one or two every year or two, but there just aren't dead bodies laying in the streets of Jackson. And the ones being reported on are often in the county - or adjoining counties. Nice try to defend your not going into Jackson. Hope you keep up your record and keep your crazy ass out of here.

Anonymous said...

1:51, do you remember a few weeks ago? There were 9 murders in Jackson in one week end. Maybe you should stop selling all of those TVs you are stealing and watch the news sometimes.

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