Friday, April 8, 2016

Bedwetter alert

OHMIGOSHIJUSTSAWTHEKLANTHEKLANISMARCHINGTHROUGHOURSCHOOLHELLLLPPPP!!!!!!! Not exactly. It seems our helicopter-parented students really do need a safe space from reality.


The college-oriented website The Tab  reported earlier this week:

Last night around 9:15 PM, social media became a furious storm of confusion regarding a man in white robes roaming along 10th St. and purportedly armed with a whip....


Meet the Klansman (With apologies to Iron Maiden):


Yup.  A priest carrying his rosary beads.  Meet our priest:



Read the rests of the funny details.  Reminds one of this earlier post.

Invest in Pampers.  This stock is going to go UP!!!

Posted by Kingfish at 12:20 PM

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't you understand! Your intentions don't matter...my interpretation of your intentions is what matters!

April 8, 2016 at 12:33 PM
Anonymous said...

I believe that no thinking person can financially support ANY college/university. From the pampered, nutso faculties, administrators who have raised prices 10 times the inflation rate, and students who are being dumbed down to sheep. We just must stop this tomfoolery.

April 8, 2016 at 12:34 PM
Anonymous said...

The book burning starts at 8 PM tonight. Please be prompt.

April 8, 2016 at 12:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Good job, morning to lunch-time commenting squad.

Y'all killed it.

April 8, 2016 at 1:20 PM
Anonymous said...

A sorority at Dartmouth has cancelled a Kentucky Derby party because, of course, the Kentucky Derby is racist as "it is related to pre-war Southern culture." For those interested in facts: The race began in Kentucky- a union state- in 1875, some 10 years after the Civil War ended.

April 8, 2016 at 1:53 PM
Anonymous said...

College kids sure have changes since I went to college. Who is raising these babies?

April 8, 2016 at 3:20 PM
Anonymous said...

What about the bedwetters that play victim and oppressor at the same time known as the AFA?

April 8, 2016 at 3:37 PM
Johnny Weir said...

Please bring back the Draft.

April 8, 2016 at 4:33 PM
Anonymous said...

3:37, hi Donna. Please click on an ad while you are here.

April 8, 2016 at 8:18 PM
Anonymous said...

Ridiculous! It's just as ridiculous as the people who believe Rubio, Cruz aren't and Obama isn't eligible to be president or think their children shouldn't be vaccinated or who believe that Trump can get Mexico to pay for a wall.

April 9, 2016 at 8:14 AM
Anonymous said...

I get a kick out of these "White savior" cartoon characters.

They were the first ones kicked out of the "Black Lives Matter" ( stratagizing meeting/Black safe space) at
the University of Missouri debacle last year.

Hash tag Melissa Click.

April 10, 2016 at 9:19 PM

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