Sunday, December 20, 2015

Robert Nkemdiche thinks NFL is sweeter.

Robert Nkemdiche issued the following statement:




24 comments:

Former sportswriter said...

No surprise here. Many figured he was just a hired gun for his time there. What's more important are the Rebels who aren't in Oxford simply to punch a ticket to the NFL.

Former sportswriter said...

Nothing to see here folks. After what his brother did to himself Robert's "incident" in Atlanta was no surprise. Can you find anyone who thought the Nkemdichis were actually there to go to classes? This was destined to happen. What's more important out of this class are the Rebels who will be returning for their senior seasons...

Kingfish said...

Because having players who are going to go to the NFL is a bad thing.

The Man holding the bag said...

Next! Step right up!

Anonymous said...

hey Keith, you better be putting your efforts to keeping Mullens locked up in Starkville. Look for tunnels, that's a common escape route.

Anonymous said...

No surprise, but just kook around the SEC and other conferences, too. There are many players who are going to the NFL some in the first round, too, and they continued their classes to get degrees, behaved themselves, and are now practicing with their teams. They wanted to finish what they started and help their teams win their bowl games. Nkemdiche if he cared about anyone but himself would have done exactly the same thing.

Anonymous said...

What a jerk. Not a whiff of an apology to his teammates for letting them down by not being able to play in what will be the biggest game of many of their careers. But hey, good for the second stringer!

Anonymous said...

I went to college to get a better job than fixing bikes in a western auto. if I could have left college in 1976 for millions, my ass would have looked like a jet leaving UM. MSU is so jealous at this time, they and their fans just need to take a silent pill and quit being stupid. Oh wait, they are eternally stupid. and many simply fill my bike repair job or flip burgers...

Anonymous said...

It looks good for a program to putguys in the NFL, especially after only 3 years. Top recruits want a program that has demonstrated that. Hello Patterson, Little, Metcalf etc and etc.

Anonymous said...

6:35

WTF does this have to do with MSU and their fans? Sorry your school can only manage 9 or 10 wins with its best team ever. Also s shame you all can't go two months at a time without having an embarrassing news story surface. No wonder you all go into damage control mode so quick.

Anonymous said...

It looks good for a program to putguys in the NFL, especially after only 3 years. Top recruits want a program that has demonstrated that. Hello Patterson, Little, Metcalf etc and etc.

Kingfish said...

Don't bother. This is Mississippi where the quickest way to get torn down is to be successful. Ask St. Andrews, Jeff Good, or two 13 year old girls who got published in the New York Times.

Anonymous said...

Robert apologized to his teammates and UM fans on Tuesday, right after meeting with Ross and Hugh. He then took up his musical career.

Anonymous said...

How many ole miss players are from Mississippi? How many for MSU? This is our State.

Keep The Convo About UMAA said...

UMAA has a long and storied history of pampering thugs. Remember the stolen television sets from motel rooms? Among the top five in annual players arrested? Recruiting known miscreants, thugs and players kicked off other teams in other states? What more needs to be said - It's a thug nursery.

Ain't got shit to do with MSU or Mullen although thanks for the noted deflections.

Anonymous said...

So many aspects of this case are disgusting: 1. Robert came from a well-educated, upper-middle class family. 2. He and his brother were coddled by everyone at UM. 3. His "coddling" at UM did NOTHING to help this young man-rather it turned him into (or sustained his basic personality as) a prima donna. 4. Didn't Freeze understand that prima donnas do NOT enhance anything about the team? 5. This "coddling" ended up ruining Robert, his brother, and the team. 6. His prima donna status was verified by his diffident announcement, that demonstrated no remorse for his behavior, and no apologies to the team, his coach, or UM. The NFL will not look kindly on this behavior. He might get a chance, but recruiters will be VERY LEARY to have a player with his mindset.

Anonymous said...

Well said, KF!

Anonymous said...

I wonder is Daddy gets to keep his job now that his two sons are no longer needed?

Anonymous said...

Their Dad is at UMC and is one of their top researchers. He is highly respected in his field. He is an MD and can go anywhere he wants to. The jealously and hate here says a lot about the posters.

People in glass houses.

Anonymous said...

I hope his draft stock doesn't fall too far after his incident. I'd hate for him to have to take a pay cut.

Anonymous said...

@12:18 - Unfortunately for "Our State," not one of those offensive linemen from Mississippi is worth a $h!+. Might want to expand that OL recruiting beyond the borders of "our state."

Anonymous said...

"Their Dad is at UMC and is one of their top researchers. He is highly respected in his field. He is an MD and can go anywhere he wants to. The jealously and hate here says a lot about the posters.

People in glass houses".

So you say, I say he should of been a stay at home dad for those two boys of his. I am sure he is proud of their latest stunts.

Holy Moley Assessment said...

Their dad is NOT an MD. He claims a medical degree that is not recognized in this country. He is in a very junior research position looking at beakers and microscope slides.

Point Two: Kingfish has not got shit for sense. Sometimes I think he posts opinions just to see how stupid he can be and get reactions.

Anonymous said...

Brother, Denzel, in hospital in Jackson now.

http://www.msnewsnow.com/story/30810963/denzel-nkemdiche-hospitalized-in-jackson?utm_source=site&utm_medium=meganav&utm_campaign=meganav



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