Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Ethan Thomas vindicated in court.

Raymond Ethan Thomas had a good day in Madison County justice court today as several charges against him were dismissed. Two were dismissed, one was remanded to file for one year, and the fourth one was continued. The Madison County gentleman was vindicated as two charges were dismissed due to a lack of evidence.  He was represented by attorney Cynthia Speetjeens.  The charges were:

Trespassing: continued
Intimidating a witness: dismissed. Affiant was not present so state dropped case.
Stalking: Remanded to file. Charge made by Constable Matt Shackelford.
Larceny-Trespass less than: State dismissed case. Unable to go forward.


Anonymous said...

CHS is a great lawyer and one of the coolest gals in the metro area

Passin' By said...

Is this one of those "let's fill up some space" posts? No information on what this is about, it's relative importance or impact on anything Metro.

Anonymous said...

This is a legitimate post to catch us up on the nut case. Keep up or go away. Cynthia should be a phucking shamed. This guy is truly dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I want more Parliament stories!

Anonymous said...

All you need to do is enter "Ethan Thomas" in the search bar. simple.

Anonymous said...

No 9:01 PM, that is too simple for the troll.

Anonymous said...

And if he hadn't framed just one wrong guy, his testimony would still be swallowed hook, line & sinker by judges, DA's, & jurors.

This guy is a poster boy for re-thinking the drug war.

But no one will.

Anonymous said...

No need to dick around searching and wondering where to start your research.

Just go right to this post Raymond Ethan Thomas was a special forces marine recon seal who took a bullet

(and the comments are above average, you might even see some genuwhine jackassery).

Herding Squid said...

^^^^ The seem to come out of the woodwork. And they vote.

Kingfish said...

If he was arrested and charged, then he deserves to have the news about his charges being dropped posted as well.

Anonymous said...

12:32 Thanks for the link. Comments were funny as hell. Ah, the glory days of ja Massey :-)

Anonymous said...

This is a perfect example of why people are INNOCENT until proven guilty. That's in place to keep bitter ex wives and their ex constable boyfriends can't just make up false charges against people.

Anonymous said...

Damn Spellcheck!!

ja Massey = jackassery

Anonymous said...

That's funny I heard all charges were not dropped. And how can you be a bitter ex wife when he will not sign divorce papers?

Anonymous said...

the glory days of ja Massey


Next time I'll read all the comments before googling a phrase I don't recognize!

Anonymous said...

He didn't attend the hearing because he was in court in another state. Research that. The story is by no means over.

Anonymous said...

Maybe his wife is legitimately scared and just agreed to drop charges in exchange to get him to sign divorce papers. Vindicated of charges...bs.....money and high dollar lawyers.

Lookin' Out 4 U... said...

Meanwhile; There are hordes of fat people leaving IHOP on I-55 that could easily cause the parking lot to collapse. And it will only get worse. Just wait until graduation night around the Metro. This restaurant is a goner. It will collapse into the earth right before our eyes. Let's rethink our priorities, people.

Anonymous said...

If you actually knew what this guy has really done, then you would not make stupid replies. If you had been a victim, then you would feel much different. Sooner or later the entire truth will be told.

Kingfish said...

Can approve that comment as I can't verify part of it but I can believe it. Really can.

Kingfish said...


Kingfish said...

I can approve that comment but if you read through it a few times and think, I don't think you really want me to do that.

Anonymous said...

Clarion Ledger.....woe is me article. Ethan you are indeed a sick sob, but you are a criminal. Getting a write up about the misfit constable...I guess you feel vindicated. Too bad that they didn't have enough room to do a true write up on your entire past and current criminal history. I guess one day someone will make a movie about it since you clearly think you are an important person. You are a wannabe. Don't let the constable case detour the true story of your past. You continue to break the law. You will be held accountable....I assure you.

Anonymous said...

Bipolar....not a true definition of your case. I would bet on several other things. Let your parents keep paying people to diagnose your problems to judges. You are a criminal that plans out your actions ahead of time. You make fake id badges, car tags, dr clothes, checks, money, paperwork,etc. Nobody in your family has clean hands dealing and covering for you. You couldn't tell the truth from all of you past lies and fake names. You have always been a con man. I like how you (praise) Madison County. Really, you are their terd that want flush. They dee thru you and will gladly put you back in jail. Be glad Jerry Mitchell didn't dig deeper than he did and you weren't his big story like Shackelford.

Anonymous said...

The facts seem to differ from your "personal" rant. The facts seem to suggest that Matt Shackelford and Lindsey Kirkland Thomas are the ones facing the "truth" about their actions.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is, while all of this is going on nothing ever happens. Ethan is on Alabama's most wanted, Crimes Stoppers has a reward for information leading to the capture of this criminal. Maybe they can deliver the proper punishment for his crimes. Get cash while taking criminals off the street.

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