Tuesday, October 27, 2015

This house can be yours IF....

the price is right.  Check out this million dollar listing on Craig's List.


23 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is so incredibly strange.

Anonymous said...

Frank Melton's house

Anonymous said...

That's in the neighborhood where Frank Melton lived.

Anonymous said...

Is this the former Mayor Melton's house?

Anonymous said...

Frank Melton's house

Anonymous said...

UGLY, inside and out. Wouldn't have it

Anonymous said...

A bargain for the former residence of Jackson's infamous mayor, Frank Melton. It'd be like living in your own little piece of history.

Anonymous said...

Donner should buy it. Would remind her of the last time she was remotely relevant. She could hold a reunion of sorts, maybe host some trouble youth and get everyone into the pool.

Anonymous said...

Is this Frank Melton's old house?

Anonymous said...

Better look here: http://www.buyinmississippi.com/listingDetail.aspx?ID=402487

Location is everything. Buyers for a million dollar home in NE Jackson have to be very, very few these days.

Anonymous said...

Can we get some pics of the count room?

Anonymous said...

Who puts a drop ceiling in their house. Tacky.

Messick said...

ALL CAPS
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MILLION BUCK$$$$
FOR SALE BY OWNER

Anonymous said...

Does it come with troubled young boys?

Herbert the pervert approves of this message.

Anonymous said...

First, who is Donner? That name is so far-removed I don't even get the joke.

Second, the house needs to be condemned. Just because someone paid $1M doesn't mean it's worth $1M. I have been inside. Tacky through and through. It is about as timeless as fried hairspray fragrance and bedazzled pants.

Messick said...

A "Donner" is a childless, delusional female.

Anonymous said...

You've been in Melton's house and don't know who Donner is? When did you move here?

Anonymous said...

Melton has been gone for a couple of years, and this house has had many occupants since his departure (both from the house and from this earth.) Would have been very easy for 11:37 to have gone inside over last couple of years - from what I hear several members of MS Legislature have been living here during the last couple of sessions. (Guess that might explain its tackiness, just as Melton's Michael Jackson zoo party paradise that preceded them.)

Anonymous said...

Sure, whatever you say.

Anonymous said...

I'd turn this into an "Oxford House."

Anonymous said...

Bought by Joyce Caracci soon after Melton died.
Check out this old JFP article.

http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/news/2010/dec/10/former-melton-home-reopens-owner-defends-plans/

Anonymous said...

Messick - comment of the month!
I still have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. That was very funny.

Anonymous said...

Donner also suffers from Rachel Dolezal syndrome. You must be aware of this if you read JFP for anything more than humor/propaganda purposes.

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