Monday, August 17, 2015

We report, you decide: Sorority Swimsuit edition

A University of Alabama sorority got in trouble because it dared used swimsuits in a recruiting video. JJ being JJ, the video is posted below. Should it have been removed? Decide for yourself.



32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do I sign up?

Anonymous said...

Good Lawd

Anonymous said...


#HOTChicksInBikinis*STILL*MATTER

Anonymous said...

This is the hard hittenist, no bulls#*+ennist news story this year. Bless you, KF.

Anonymous said...

not much diversity.... no redheads,,, all blonde

Anonymous said...

I've watched it 18 times and cannot decide if it should have been pulled or not.

Anonymous said...

Roll Tide!

Bama needs to put this on their main site...watch those application numbers rise..

Anonymous said...

This sure didn't hurt their recruitment - they signed up about 130 girls this year.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure which is the worst - the mind-numbing music, the bevy of bubble-headed bleached blonde future tennis moms blowing glitter and sucking on popsicles, or the creepy old dudes posting about it on JJ while typing with one hand.

It looks like a Girls Gone Wild recruitment video. I wouldn't want my sister or daughter to join this bunch of airheads. But, again, this IS Alabama. They're not exactly know for academics in Tuskeeloosee, so why not shake your a$$ for the camera and hope you'll get cast in a softcore reality TV show?

Anonymous said...

I would love to Alpha their Phi

Anonymous said...

I'd hit um.

Anonymous said...

Thank you KF!

I heard about this video at church yesterday. It was too late when I went to watch it, deleted everywhere. Some of the guys at church said they'd hit them and when I asked why you'd want to run that off what sounded real fine they just started laughing at me.

They told me to buy the urban dictionary at the local bookstore so that's next after I watch this a few more times.

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow's intelligentsia...

Anonymous said...

@11:28; just because you probably closely resemble Mississippi State's mascot doesn't give you reason to hate women that are smart and beautiful. Just say'n

Anonymous said...

Hey now, watch it 12:58. Our mascot's are purebreds. No resemblance at all to 11:28.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand the furor. This is just a high-end version of what sororities have been selling for decades: sex, white privilege, and the perception of affluence.

There is a viable argument that universities shouldn't sanction it --e.g., by paying Greek Life officials or granting sweetheart land deals. But so long as they do, this is just the nature of the beast. Not sure why we're dragging out the fainting couches.

Anonymous said...

What's it worth. NBC loves to run stories attacking white people. This however backfired on them. This looks like a great sorority. They added 2300 members. There is plenty of black sororities where the main qualification is you have to be black. You'll never see NBC or MSNBC run a story saying those sororities are NOT diverse enough. Wake up America the media wants to attack anything white. I dropped Comcast & got Direct TV because they own NBC. I advise everyone else to do the same. I never ever watch the Today show or the View.
I guess I should and see which commercials air along with these show. Then Boycott the hell out of them.

Anonymous said...

This video shows a bunch of 19-20 year old girls dressed the way 19-20 year old girls dress and acting the way 19-20 year old girls act. I have at least 992-thousand pics of my 18 year and 20 year old granddaughters and their friends and any one of them could be merged right into the middle of this video without disrupting a thing. People need to get a life.

Anonymous said...

There may be nothing more creepy than the perverted minds of grown men preying on girls who could be their daughters. The frat boy mindset isn't cute when you are balding and have children and a wife at home.

No Webels! said...

1:22pm said, Our mascot's are purebreds.

Spoken like a true Mississippi State fan. Sad thing is he/she/it doesn't even see the mistake.

I'll take this over the MSU sorority recruitment video.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! What a bunch of empty-headed dolts.

I especially like the walleyed chick blowing the kiss, like she's something special.

Daniel Tosh should get ahold of this...

Anonymous said...

Imma have to agree with 4:51 and his predecessors. This video is a celebration of a pretty stupid breed of person. I'm sure there are some decent girls in the video, just like there are some nice pit bulls. But playing the averages, I'd rather be hittin the girl who was in the library while this garbage was being filmed.

Anonymous said...

No Webels! said...
1:22pm said, Our mascot's are purebreds.

Spoken like a true Mississippi State fan.
Sad thing is, you're a dipstick. He was talking adout the dog.
Spoken like a true ole let's still keep the 18ninety- something flag around dingleberry.

Anonymous said...

I guarantee these pretty girls will be in law school, medical school, & dental school in the next few years. You boys need to realize that being pretty and smart are not mutually exclusive. Times they are a changin...

A dipstick said...

My goodness, 9:26. You make it so easy!

The point is not what he was talking "adout" (sic). It's that so far MSU fans are 0 for 2 in the grammar department.

Thanks for being the proof of my point that the MSU dolt didn't even see the mistake in his line, as it flew right over your head, too. Guess they're too busy bragging about being the first school to paint a hashtag in the end zone to teach English up in Starkville.

Anonymous said...

How come no one has brought up the fact that Big Al HAS NO PANTS!

Anonymous said...

The bikini parts should have gone on longer. My only criticism. Very nice.

Anonymous said...

No diversity? So will the lady from AL.com be looking into the diversity of Alpha Kappa Alpha, Delta Sigma Theta, or Sigma Gamma Rho?

Didn't think so.

The glitter was really stupid, though.

Anonymous said...

This video is great.
It's a good expression of what Greek life is in that particular sorority, where white people are friends with white people. If a white person has all white friends, does that mean they are living in a "racially charged homogeneous" society?
Or does it just mean they are friends with other people they relate with? Saying that video is offensive is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Anonymous said...

Two words: ROLL TIDE!!!

Anonymous said...

12:29 What church do you attend ?

Anonymous said...

Arriving late on the thread, but couldn't help myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAWGffzpWQs

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