Marshall Ramsey had a field day with the courthouse incident on Twitter last night:
2 a.m. Is really the best time of day to hang out at the Hinds Co. Courthouse.
I wish the Hinds County Courthouse was like the Hinds County Jail and had easy-open doors.
Looking for some change for the Hinds County Courthouse vending machine. I get hungry at 2 am.
G. Gordon Liddy: The Watergate's door was just wide open.
Me being locked in here is just an honest mistake. I'm sure someone will make hay of it
Called Pete Perry to let me out. He laughed.
I called Sheriff Lewis. But he was busy designing his Fourth of July Billboard.
I'm locked in the Hinds County Courthouse. Curses Thad Cochran. Curses.
It's the Liberal Media's fault. I mean the @clarionledger is across the stinking street and no one will let me out.
Found a vending machine. Ho Ho's are the perfect 2 am snack.
I just chewed my arm off to set myself free from this hellish trap known as the Honds County Courthouse. But not my drawing arm.
Jackson is quite lovely at 2 am. I just might take a stroll to the Courthouse.
If this had been in Hattiesburg, no one would have gotten in the courthouse. What? Nevermind.
Don't ask why I'm stuck in the courthouse. Ask why the debt is so high.
Madison/Rankin Michael Guest must've locked me in the courthouse.
Hinds County Courthouse = Bermuda Triangle.
I just found a volleyball. I've named him @WilsonStribling
I hope Sarah Palin flies to my rescue.
Thought I was being rescued by the guy just filmed me and ran off. #trappedintheHindsCountyCourthouse
John Grisham would write a story like this campaign and then say, "Nah, no one would believe it."
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| A photo of the dreaded Hinds County Courthouse ---> (Note the Hellish sky) |
There is a statue of Moses on the top of the Hinds County Courthouse. Wish he'd guide my personal Exodus out of this place.
Sorry for the flood of tweets. There's just not much to do in the Hinds County Courthouse at 2 a.m.
I found some boxes labeled "Ballots." Think I'll lie down on them and take a snooze.
Tried to get Thad Cochran to come let me out. But you know he goes to bed at 8 p.m.
OK, finally got ahold of @peteperry1. He said help was on its way. I know I can trust Pete.
I'm free from the Courthouse! Haley Barbour pardoned me.
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8 comments:
Jon Stewart-class humor. McDaniel remains untouched, of course, but Marshall manages to cheer us up anyway.
What is it about McDaniel? I look at his photo and feel compelled to vote for him. My will is not my own. I think he has released invisible particles into the air. Must stop breathing!
The Tyrone Lewis billboard comment is the best! Those billboards are ridiculous!
The scariest part is that Barbara Dunn emerges from her crypt and walks the halls between sunset and sunrise. Those TPers are lucky to have escaped with their lives.
I came by there last night. Would have let you out but had no gun to shoot that $@B*^& security gaurd (not the white one). You can thank that guy if you want, you might not get locked in next time. Of course, You ARE Marshall Ramsey and could make fun of a powdered doughnut. (please don't they're my favorite and I dont want to have to come up with another one. Hard enough to get one near the court house as it is, being that large or thick black women run the majority of things around that area and more.) (Sorry for insulting your intelligence.) Hey! At least your alive and noone wants to kill you, right? Glad you're still you, don't say vote or die, you're not Tony Yarber. (doesn't own that saying, though. Don't let him "get" you.) Love you.
At least this election is providing some good material for Marshall.
Man! Ironghost would have loved this one.
Every person who is bullying us rednecks because we are different, misunderstood, persecuted, and left to be hated.... Please understand you are no better than any person you attack.
'Nuff Said.
Kapt
Well, if are all going to be paranoid anyway, we might as well come after you.
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