Someone got stupid over at Green Ghost Tacos in the Fondren. WAPT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Monday, December 1, 2025
Lane Speaks!
Lane Kiffin is addressing the media right now. It is his first press conference since the heaux high-tailed it out of Mississippi. The presser is live-streamed below.
Click Here to Read More..Shad Prepares to Face Legislature
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Deal of the Day
The best boots in America are on sale right now. Yup, White's Boots is holding its annual holiday boot sale. Need a new pair of work boots or safety boots? Do you fight fires? Are you a lineman? Ditch the Iron Rangers and get a pair of these. The style is Pacific Northwest. They aren't cheap but you literally get what you pay for with these boots.
Click Here to Read More..From DUI to Judge?
A candidate for Rankin County Justice Court Judge got herself in a wee bit of trouble with the law in August this year.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, November 30, 2025
Flashback: The Derrick Johnson Slush Fund
JJ first published this post on August 30, 2013. JJ reported Friday Mr. Johnson engineered a nice "partnership" between the NAACP and a law firm to pursue environmental racism claims. The firm in turn donated over $150,000 to his wife's State Senate campaign.
The Secretary of State cracked down on a Derrick Johnson charity. It seems our head of the Mississippi NAACP is paid $120,000 a year to operate One Voice, a non-profit with the same address as the state NAACP. Although One Voice is considered to be a charity or non-profit, in reality it is a slush fund as most of the money is spent on consultants, travel, and salaries. Employees could sign checks made payable to themselves. Debit cards were issued to officers. $1.78 million a year makes for a nice little slush fund.
Click Here to Read More..Funny of the Day
Kelsey Farese posted a rather humorous take on it all this morning.
Click Here to Read More..The Bear and the Rattlesnake
"Those people are on a dark spiral downward. But if you think that leaves you on the high ground where you can point your finger at others, think again. Every time you criticize someone, you condemn yourself. It takes one to know one. Judgmental criticism of others is a well-known way of escaping detection in your own crimes and misdemeanors," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he read from Romans 2 in the Message Bible by Eugene Patterson. Enjoy Dr. Pollard's 1997 sermon posted below as he preaches on the perils of judgment.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: High Prices Thwarting Trump's Affordability Promise
“Starting the day I take the oath of office I will rapidly drive prices down and we will make America affordable again,” candidate Donald Trump said at an August 14, 2024, rally in North Carolina.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, November 29, 2025
The Chancellor & the Coach
Update (11/30/25): Thamel reporting Ole Miss team meeting at 1.
Things are still up in the air up in Oxford. Ross Dellenger tweeted:
Click Here to Read More..Saturday Night Cinema
Need something good to watch this weekend while it rains? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free! There are some real gems below.
Click Here to Read More..Goon Squad Victim Fights Back
A Goon Squad victim sued Rankin County and the former deputies who tortured him during a traffic stop in 2022.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Miracles Among Us
Holidays have a way of making us think about things in different ways. Thanksgiving makes us thankful for even the most mundane things we normally take for granted. Giving thanks is on our minds.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, November 28, 2025
Bitching About Ho's
Lane Kiffin didn't take too kindly to an Ole Miss Spirit reporter calling him a "ho" earlier this week.
Click Here to Read More..Campaign Follies: Nothing to See Here, Move Along
A California law firm funneled over $150,000 to Letitia Johnson's campaign for the Mississippi State Senate - the same law firm that hired Ms. Johnson a few months before her husband, NAACP President Derrick Johnson, awarded a partnership to the firm last year.
Click Here to Read More..Flashback Friday: Egg Bowl Edition
or when a "Jew" beat the Maroons.
Check out how the 1927 Clarion-Ledger referred to a star University football player in its account of the Egg Bowl.
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Trouble on the Right. Why Conservatives Need to be Wary
I only recently learned what a “groyper” is - you may or may not be familiar with the term?
Click Here to Read More..WWLKD?
Will he or won't he? T'is the question. Baton Rouge sports talk show host Matt Moscona said last night there might be some waffling going on up in Oxford.
Click Here to Read More..Get Ready to Cry
Ready for a good cry? The ZeroBear PolyBear has a fried onion ring recipe just for you that is guaranteed to make you cry and slap yo mama. Enjoy his fixings in the downloadable recipe posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, November 27, 2025
Throwback Thursday
For Thanksgiving night, we will try something different. One of the greatest collections of talent ever assembled appeared in St. Louis in 1961. Johnny, Frank, Dean, and Sammy; all on stage at the same time. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Judge: Seal Must Pay
Leon Seal was in Rankin County Court last week for some mess about some mess. Seal is well known to the Pearl police and Rankin County criminal justice system as he has been repeatedly arrested over the last few years. Some consider him a civil rights activist, targeted by the police while others consider him a troublemaker who well, just can't stay out of trouble.
Click Here to Read More..Empower Mississippi Podcast: State Senator Rod Hickman
Grant Callen sits down with State Senator Rod Hickman in the latest edition of The Empower Podcast. Representing a stretch of communities from Macon to Louisville to Meridian. The State Senator shares how growing up in Noxubee County shaped his passion for public service, why he left a law career in Jackson to return home, and the opportunities he sees for rural communities. Mr. Callen and State Senator Hickman dive deep into crime, clearance rates, the realities of prosecution, and Mississippi's Fresh Start Acts. Tune in for an engaging conversation.
Click Here to Read More..Going to the Mattresses
Attorney General Lynn Fitch wants to go to the mattresses in her fight to keep State Auditor Shad White from pursuing Brett Favre in a clawback lawsuit.
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No Comment!
Well, well, well, it appears our friend Pete Perry is due for a little roasting. The line is going to be looooooooooong for this one .
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, November 26, 2025
Flashback: When was water not a Jackson Problem?
Believe it or not, Jackson had water problems all the way back in 1902.
Click Here to Read More.."Brandon is Franzia Out of the Box"
If you are one of these folks who likes to trash the burbs or Jackson, here is your chance to comment. Hattiesburg Comedienne Mary Ryan Brown had a few things to say about the burbs recently. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Sheriff Accuses Mississippi Today of Offering to "pay" for Information.
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey fired back at Mississippi Today with a blistering response after the online newspaper reported in several articles his employees abused inmates.
Click Here to Read More..The Hate is Strong
Controversial Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin racked up another headline today. Check out what the Wall Street Journal called him today.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: The Heart of Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving shifts on you as life goes on. But the earliest memories stay put.
Click Here to Read More..Another Child Dies of Whooping Cough in Kentucky
The Kentucky Cabinet for Health and Family Services issued the following press release.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Thanksgiving: My Grandmother Taught me the Power of the Penny
Here in the South, where the soil runs red and the porch light glows softly against the approaching night, we’ve always held a soft spot for small things — a cardstock Jesus fan on a hot Sunday afternoon, a warm biscuit split three ways, and a found penny offering the tiniest shimmer of hope in the dust.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, November 25, 2025
Bigger Pie Forum: Einstein was Wrong
Not Albert, his son Hans. As far as we know, Albert was right about his General Theory of Relativity and other natural laws.
Equal Time: Food Fight Version
The video of a um, debate between two women over the misuse of a handicapped parking spot at the Madison Walmart has drawn quite a bit of attention. One of the woman has been slammed pretty hard on social media so she told her own side of the story.
Click Here to Read More..Food Fight! (Updated)
Update: More video has been added.
What is it about Walmart that brings out the worst in people, even in Madison?
Click Here to Read More..Kingston Frazier Murder Accomplice Gets 20 Years in Meth Case
Parole Board had sprung Washington in Kingston Frazier kidnapping
Madison-Rankin County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Arrows Take State
Congratulations to the Jackson Academy Arrows for winning the MAIS 4A State Football Champeenship Saturday night.
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Monday, November 24, 2025
Funny of the Day
All the talk of a possible AI bubble brought this to mind .
Click Here to Read More..5th Circuit: Jackson "Repeatedly Lied to the Public", Revives Lead Lawsuit
Update: City Attorney Drew Martin said the city will appeal to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeal en banc.
"A catastrophe was not thrusted upon Jackson; it created one." Thus said the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals as it revived a lawsuit against the city of Jackson for contaminating its water with high amounts of lead last week.
Click Here to Read More..New Life for Shady Nook
The site of Jackson's oldest gas station gets a new lease on life thanks to Pulito's owner Charles "Chaz" Lindsay, III and the Jackson City Council last week.
Click Here to Read More..Mississippi ACT Scores Rise
The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Coping is Always Hard to Do
Sometimes you need a support group when dealing with a bad break-up.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, November 23, 2025
Idiot of the Day
Someone got stupid at the Brookhaven Academy - Lamar Academy game this weekend at the MAIS Championships in Clinton.
Click Here to Read More..Live from Downtown
A gentlelady's debate took place in downtown Jackson last night.
Click Here to Read More..Egg Bowl Flashback: When the Farmer Boys Beat the Drunks
It's Egg Bowl week and that means the University Men from Oxford will square off against the Farmer Boys of Starkville on national tv Friday. Although University fans might have needed a drink over the last week, their football coach gave his team some booze during halftime of the 1907 game in Jackson.
Click Here to Read More..No Shame in This Game
It has the power to move the famous such as Martin Luther, JohnWesley, and yes, Julius "Dr. J." Erving. We are talking of course, about Romans 1:17617 where Saint Paul crystallizes the essence of Romans into two verses, two verses that are rather short but say so much. The late Dr. Frank Pollard expounded on those same verses in the 1997 sermon posted below. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Reeves' Proposed Budget Ignores PERS needs
“We are charting a better and more prosperous course for our state and her people that will last for generations,” proclaimed Gov. Tate Reeves in his FY 2027 executive budget recommendations.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, November 22, 2025
Showing the Money
The right-wing's AOC, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor-Greene surprised everyone when she announced yesterday she will resign from Congress in January. Left unreported is how well the Georgia firebrand has done since she arrived in Congress five years ago.
Click Here to Read More..$90 Million Smackers
Clarion-Ledger alumnus Ross Dellenger reports at Yahoo Sports LSU made a yuuuuuuge offer to Ole Miss Football Coach Lane Kiffin:
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Red-Bellied Lions
We teach students how to give speeches. Actually, we teach them a lot more than that, but at the end of the semester each student must give an informative and a persuasive speech which must be 5-7 minutes long.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, November 21, 2025
Reading the Tea Leaves
Ole Miss Athletic Director Keith Carter issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Mississippi Today v. Sheriff Bailey: Round III
The New York Times and Mississippi Today rained more controversy down on Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey in an article published Thursday:
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Voters Demand School Choice. Poll Shows Overwhelming Support
Big news on School Choice this week! A fresh poll shows massive support in Mississippi to have families, not government, control their child’s education. Mississippi voters say they’ll reward lawmakers who make it happen.
Click Here to Read More..Catch These Shoplifters
The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement and video.
Click Here to Read More..The Closing of The Ranch
Tempers flared Tuesday night after the Madison Board of Ealdormen rejected an appeal from Austin O'Kelly, owner of The Ranch daycare center, on a failed fire inspection. WAPT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Amazon Investing $3 Billion in Vicksburg Project
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..It's Happening!
Update: Meeting is supposed to take place at noon.
We don't know what's happening but something's happening. Baton Rouge talk show host Matthew Moscona reported Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin and Athletic Director Keith Carter are supposed to meet at 8:15 this morning.
Click Here to Read More..It's Chicken. It's Salad. It's Hot but It Ain't French
Welcome back to another recipe from ZeroBear PolyBear. Although he is on hiatus, posted below in a downloaded format is his hot chicken salad recipe. However, it's not your typical chicken salad. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, November 20, 2025
Not a Miracle, Just Mississippi
Food Fight: Sheriff Bryan Bailey v. Mississippi Today
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey hit back at the New York Times and Mississippi Today after their reporters said they were not done investigating his office.
Click Here to Read More..Ex-Pearl Police Officer Gets 20 Years
Sellout to Token to Tom
Someone was pretty angry at the Jackson City Council meeting Tuesday night. Who needs Netflix when you can watch this stuff for free?
Click Here to Read More..Toyota Investing in Mississippi
Toyota is investing $125 million to expand its plant in Blue Springs. The company issued the following statement:
Click Here to Read More..Lane Speaks!
Lane Kiffin made some rather interesting comments yesterday as reporters grilled him about his future at Ole Miss .
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, November 19, 2025
No Bond for Rez Flame-Thrower
Ainsworth a meth head?
Walter Ainsworth won't be leaving jail anytime soon after Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied the alleged Rez shooter bond yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Perv Gets Three Life Sentences
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Here Comes the Judge
The Mississippi Supreme Court appointed a new judge in the Lindsey Whiteside case. Defenders of the defendant can read and weep.
Click Here to Read More..Water Wars: No Rate Hike for Now
It will be awhile before JXN Water can raise water/sewer rates. U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate enjoined the rate hike so the city of Jackson could examine JXN Water's financial records.
Click Here to Read More..Bedwetter Alert
Well, well, well, some employees at Teen Vogue _____'ed around and found out what happens when they throw a tantrum at work.
Click Here to Read More..40 Years in Baby Mama Murder
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II issued the following statement Monday.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Time Well Spent
There was a time, not long after our daughter was born, when it felt like the whole world could shrink down to a few hundred square feet and still be complete. Standing in that freshly furnished nursery, looking at our tiny newborn sleeping in her crib, I remember thinking that if we moved to a remote cabin in the most remote part of the most remote state, and it was just the three of us for the rest of our days, I’d be content. No business deals, no travel, no acclaim could add anything to that fullness. When our son came along, the feeling deepened. The four of us were all that mattered. Everything since then has been living in the bonus.
Click Here to Read More..City Council Rejects Fondren Cigar Bar
A cigar bar will not open in the Fondren after the Jackson City Council's Zoning Committee rejected its special use application Monday.
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Sid Salter: Why Small Rural States Such as Mississippi Lose Under Term Limits
Every few years, somebody in Washington dusts off the old idea of congressional term limits and holds it up like a silver bullet that’ll fix everything wrong with American politics. The pitch sounds good: throw the bums out, stop career politicians, and make Congress more like “real America.”
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, November 18, 2025
Slugging It Out for Governor
A new poll shows State Auditor Shad White, Ag Commish Andy Gipson, and Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann all tied up in the Republican race for Governor in 2027.
Click Here to Read More..Kiffin Says No Ultimatum
Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin said the university did not give him an ultimatum on whether he would remain. Coach Kiffin made the remark on the Pat McAfee Show this morning.
Click Here to Read More..Football Coach Cleared of Meth Charges
Murrah High School Assistant Football Coach Robert Landers got some good news and bad new this morning in Rankin County Court.
Click Here to Read More..Monster Wants to Plead Guilty
Victoria Cox wants to plead guilty. She was indicted for helping Wayne Callihan kill 4 year-old Erin Burnett while kidnapping and molesting Erin's six year-old sister in 2024.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, November 17, 2025
Will He Stay or Will He Geaux?
Is the Lane Train warming up? The Baton Rouge Morning Advocate reported:
Click Here to Read More..The Zoning Follies
The Jackson City Council's Zoning Committee is meeting right now. Watch it here. Up for consideration: Fondren Taste, a Pulito's "satellite", the Frank Lloyd Wright home, and a proposed cigar bar in the Fondren. Good stuff.
Click Here to Read More..Just Eat It!
None other than Weird Al Yankovic is coming to Brandon next year.
Click Here to Read More..Coming Soon: The Rebirth of the Planetarium
"A dream come true for a lot of us," said Jackson Mayor John Horhn as he announced the reopening of the McNair-Davis Planetarium in six months.
Click Here to Read More..85% of 3rd Graders Pass Reading Test
The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Lynn Wins: China Must Pay $25 Billion
Tilting at windmills paid off for Attorney General Lynn Fitch. U. S. District Judge Taylor McNeel ordered the People's Republic of China to pay Mississippi $25 billion for its role in developing the Wuhan virus, hoarding PPE, and fraudulently selling PPE during the pandemic.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, November 16, 2025
Governor Wants Some Money
Governor wants to restore Capitol Police cuts
Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following press release and budget.
Click Here to Read More..Things That Make You Go Hmmm.....
Our old friend, Derrick Johnson, yes, the NAACP President made a curious little partnership for the NAACP with a law firm that just happens to hire his wife a few months earlier.
Click Here to Read More..Greed's Death-Giving Nature
It is overwhelming but shallow. It can destroy relationships. It holds much promise but is poisonous when bitten. It can even kill. What else are we talking about but greed. Using the parable of the Rich Fool, the late Dr. Frank Pollard warned against falling prey to greed in the 1997 sermon posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Opioid Abatement Programs Seek Millions From Settlement
The surge of deaths in Mississippi from opioid overdoses that began in the late 1990s continues today driven by synthetic opioids, particularly fentanyl. Opioid abatement programs remain a critical need.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, November 15, 2025
Goon Squad Redux?
What has been taking place at the Rankin County jail? A New York Times article charges a culture of violence and brutality existed at the detention center under its leadership. The Times and Mississippi Today reported:
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Stop Fighting! Nobody Has to Lose Anything
This year thoughts of Veterans Day reminded me of my father, brother, uncle, both grandfathers, and our son. Of course, I’ve thought of other friends, too, who are veterans and thank them for their service. But somehow family makes the thoughts and thanks a little more personal.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, November 14, 2025
Takeover!
The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Those Dark Clouds are the Debt
The future for our state looks bright. In just the past five years, Mississippi has seen more economic growth than in the entire fifteen years before that combined.
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day: Dumb Crook Edition
CORRECTION: Landers CLEARED of meth charges after crime lab found white pasty substance was NOT meth.
How dumb is Murrah High School Assistant Football Coach Robert Landers?
Click Here to Read More..Burning Down Brandon
County music star Parker McCollum is going to burn it down in Brandon next year.
Click Here to Read More..Perv Gets 80 Years
Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
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The History of Barbecue
The ZeroBear PolyBear regales us with the tale of how barbecue began. Enjoy his pictorial history in a downloadable format.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, November 13, 2025
THERE HE GO!!!
The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Get Married!
Grant Callen talks with Dr. Brad Wilcox, Director of the National Marriage Project at the University of Virginia and author of Get Married: Why Americans Must Defy the Elites, Forge Strong Families, and Save Civilization. Dr. Wilcox shares striking research on how marriage shapes economic mobility, child wellbeing, and community stability—and why family decline fuels many of America’s biggest challenges. With marriage rates down more than 50% in the past half-century, he highlights powerful data: kids from intact families are four times more likely to graduate college than end up in prison, and neighborhoods with more two-parent households drive upward mobility for poor children. Drawing on years of research, Dr. Wilcox explains how family structure underpins education, work, and public safety, core issues in Empower’s mission to expand opportunity in Mississippi.
Click Here to Read More..30 Years for Trying to Kill Wife
Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Lindsey Locked Up
Judge "troubled" by Farese comments
Convicted child molester and former youth pastor Lindsey Whiteside is finally behind bars after U.S. District Judge Debra Brown revoked her bond yesterday. A federal grand jury indicted Whiteside for transporting a minor across state lines for sexual purposes in October.
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| Lindsey Whiteside, Tony Farese, Gayle Whiteside Credit: Action News 5 |
Food Stamp Fraud Busted
The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Bum is Back
Our boy John Arthur Banks (No relation to John Arthur Eaves) is back and back for more mayhem.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, November 12, 2025
Revoked!
U. S. District Judge Debra Brown revoked Lindsey Whiteside's bonds a few minutes ago. I am leaving the federal courthouse in Greenville and will post more later.
Click Here to Read More..Closing or Moving
More businesses are calling it quits in Jackson. WLBT reported Friday:
Click Here to Read More..Too Rich for the Blood?
A shopping spree doesn't always turn out the way you think it will.
Click Here to Read More..Oxford Blues?
The boomtown that is Oxford is becoming more than a little crowded. One poor soul vented her frustration on social media.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: More Flood for Less Rain
I don’t know who said it first, but the Mississippi River is flooding more often, longer, and higher for the same or less rain. There are many reasons for this. But the main one is the US Army Corps of Engineers (Corps). It is in charge of flood control on the lower Mississippi River (below Cairo, Illinois). Congress gave it that job after the great 1927 flood disaster — to prevent a repeat.
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Squashing the Squatters
Squatters are finding they no longer have a home in Jackson after the city of Jackson prosecuted its first squatter case this week.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Grisham's Latest not a Legal Thriller but Introspective Mystery About Greed
John Grisham’s latest offering is not the legal thriller his fans have come to expect – the usual rollercoaster ride through the judicial system driven by corporations, the Mob, scheming politicians, and the like, it’s a more meandering and introspective mystery about one of the Seven Deadly Sins – greed.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, November 11, 2025
Celebrate Our Veterans
Check out the PBS celebration of Veterans Day: Salute to Service 2025. The hour-long program features performances by Trace Atkins, Angel Blue, and Kurt Elling as well as interview with several veterans. Great program. Angel turned in a rather beautiful rendition of The Battle Hymn of the Republic. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Brian Kelly Declares War on LSU
Copy of petition posted below.
Former LSU Head Football Coach Brian Kelly made it clear he wants his money and wants it now. Coach Kelly filed a petition for declaratory judgment against the LSU Board of Supervisors in the 19th Judicial District of Louisiana yesterday. The petition accuses the university of reneging on its duty to pay him his $53 million buyout after it fired him without cause in October. Talk about a battle on the bayou.
Click Here to Read More..Murrah Coach Arrested for Drug Trafficking (Alleged)
CORRECTION: Landers CLEARED of meth charges after crime lab found white pasty substance was NOT meth.
Suspect is Murrah's Defensive Coordinator
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..WHAT Does it Take to Lock This Guy Up?
Or Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!
Greenbrook Flowers, Pig & Pint, Downtown Snack Shop, Steve's Deli, Downtown Drug Store, Iron Horse Grill, Shiro's, Keifers, La Cazuela, Jaco's Taco's, Stanley Wine & Liquor, Fenians, Downtown Pizza & Daiquiri, Native Coffee, and Snack Shack. These are the businesses repeatedly burglarized by Hinds County Catch & Release star pupil and downtown bum, John Arthur Banks. Despited pleading guilty six times to hitting Jackson businesses, Banks is set free to terrorize more businesses.
Click Here to Read More..Thuggette of the Day
A scumbag student pepper sprayed her teacher not once but three times in the face when he tried to take away her cellphone.
Click Here to Read More..The Latest "C's"
Here are the "C" ratings for Jackson metro area restaurants issued since October 4, 2025. The Mississippi Department of Health inspects and grades each restaurant. The department inspects the restaurant again within ten days after the "C" is issued. More information can be obtained at the MSDH restaurant inspection web page.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, November 10, 2025
50 Years
It's been 50 years since the S.S. Edmund Fitzgerald sank into a tragedy of seafaring lore.
Click Here to Read More..Food Stamps to Resume
The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Meadowbrook Murder (Updated)
The Capitol Police issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..State Auditor Tries to Stop Crimestoppers
State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More.."Jackson Has a Culture of Not Paying"
JXN Water desperately needs a rate increase but a federal judge questioned its ability to raise collection rates to where they could sustain Jackson's water/sewer system.
Click Here to Read More..No Bond for (Alleged) Ridgewood Road Killer
There will be no get out of jail free card for Brian Jamal Davis. Davis stands accused of killing Reginald Brown at the Chevron gas station on Ridgewood Road.
Click Here to Read More..25 or 6 to Brandon
What does the headline mean? It means none other than 70's supergroup Chicago is coming to Brandon.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, November 9, 2025
Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuuumble!
The halftime show at this football game yesterday was not boring.
They'll Be All Right on Monday
It's usually fun to see someone else get punished. It's a flaw in human nature, a conceit. Well, look at him getting in trouble, it's a good thing I'm not so bad. Well, don't be so sure because your day may be coming as well. If this sounds like something out of the book of Amos, that's because it is. The late Dr. Frank Pollard delved into the second chapter of Amos in the 1997 sermon posted below. Like the prophet's book, the sermon is short but says so much. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Mississippi Symphony Orchestra Ecstatic About New Leader
In what looked to be a risky move last April, the Mississippi Symphony Orchestra (MSO) hired Flowood Chamber of Commerce executive director Janet Reihle as its new chief executive. Reihle had limited music background (piano) and had attended only a few outdoor orchestral events.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, November 8, 2025
Millsaps to Offer Full Scholarships to Mississippi's Best
Millsaps College issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Case of the Phantom Fire Hydrants
Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day Wednesday Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike. Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is breaking the proceedings down into more manageable bites.
JXN Water reported eight percent of fire hydrants inspected were not working during a status update on Jackson's water/sewer system in U.S. District Court Wednesday.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Give Thee American People the Win
I’ve been reading Bret Baier’s latest book on American presidents, “To Rescue the American Spirit – Teddy Roosevelt and the Birth of a Superpower.” Among many other endeavors, Bret is anchor of “Special Report with Bret Baier” on Fox News Channel. Baier paints a powerful picture of Roosevelt as a boy stricken with asthma transforming himself into one of the most powerful leaders of America and the Western World.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, November 7, 2025
Shootout in Rankin County
Update: Suspect identified as Ricardo Kirk.
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day
Good job, Starkpatch, good job (sarcasm). Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports comes to town and this is what he gets.
Click Here to Read More..Every Man a Coach
Check out Every Man a Coach by Louisiana Governor Huey P. Landry.
Click Here to Read More..Suspects in JSU Murder Arrested
The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Will the Water Keep Flowing in Jackson?
Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day Wednesday Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike. Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is breaking the proceedings down into more manageable bites.
Jackson's water system has made much progress but might go back to where it once was if allowed to go broke again. So said JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin in federal court Wednesday.
Click Here to Read More..From the Street
What is the Street saying about Ladarien Jones and the murder of Hinds County Detention Sergeant James Dotson, Jr? Keep in mind this is all unverified, unconfirmed street talk.
Click Here to Read More..Gumbo, Love it or Leave It?
Fall weather means it's a perfect time to fix what else but gumbo! Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe in a downloadable format posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, November 6, 2025
Bedwetter Alert
Soul-crushing. Can't have fun. Sobbing in bed. Mental health. Such was the reaction Harvard students had to possibility the university might crack down on grade-inflation.
Click Here to Read More..A Most Scholarly Debate
Update: As promised, the videos were taken down today (Nov. 10). The post and comments remain.
A gentlemans' debate took place at Hartsfield Academy recently. Needless to say, the announcers were not amused.
Click Here to Read More..Wasting Money on Wasterwater, Jackson-Style
Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day yesterday. Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike. Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is going to break yesterday's proceedings into some manageable bites by topic.
The city of Jackson spent over $10 million on renting pumps for the Savannah Street treatment when purchasing a new one only costs $4 million. Such revelations occurred during the status conference on Jackson's water/sewer system held yesterday in the courtroom of U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate.
Click Here to Read More..Jail Killer Gets Life
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, November 5, 2025
Caught in Vicksburg (Updated)
Well, well, well. Little Ladarien Jones has had a bad day.
Click Here to Read More..Licking Their Wounds
The Mississippi Republican Party issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Clanging of the Cowbell
Who will get in? Who gets left out? Who wins? Who loses?
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Where Are We Going Next?
LONDON—It shouldn’t work, but it does. Twenty-five Americans, most of them from the South, gathered around a breakfast table in Dublin. It’s the kind of setup that should feel like herding cats, yet, for some reason, it never feels like group travel. My wife and I don’t even like group tours. Though for nine years I’ve been leading them—almost 70 of them with over 1,500 guests—and I’m still wondering why it’s never felt like what we’ve always tried to avoid. I finally figured it out this spring, and it has very little to do with where we go.
Click Here to Read More..To Kill and Kill Again
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Sid Salter: Incoming Silver Tsunami to Strain Government Resources
The “Silver Tsunami” isn’t just a clever turn of phrase—it’s a demographic freight train barreling toward Mississippi’s already strained health care infrastructure. Every day, 10,000 Americans turn 65. By 2030, one in five U.S. residents will be senior citizens. In Mississippi, where chronic illness, poverty, and rural isolation already complicate health care delivery, this wave of aging citizens threatens to swamp the system.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, November 4, 2025
Double-Top Cop Remains
Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones will remain Interim JPD Chief as Mayor John Horhn seeks a new police chief.
Click Here to Read More..Millsaps Student Rhodes Scholar Finalist
Millsaps College issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Skulls & Flamethrowers
The Reservoir Road Rager (allegedly) will remain in jail after Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied him bond at his initial appearance this morning.
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| Walter Ainsworth at initial appearance |
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The Purloined Perfume
The Gluckstadt Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Water Wars Continue
The Jackson City Council keeps demonstrating why control of the water/sewer system should not be returned to the city of Jackson. WLBT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Monday, November 3, 2025
Funny of the Day
This funny ad is making the rounds up in New York City. Yes, New York City. Put down the rope.
Click Here to Read More.."She Walked Around the Whole School Recording Kids"
Some kids at Lake Cormorant High School in Desoto County spoke out against our recent Idiot of the Day in where else but TikTok.
Click Here to Read More..Michelin Recognizes Elvie's
Although it didn't get the coveted MICHELIN Star, Elvie's restaurant garnered attention from the famed MICHELIN Guide.
Click Here to Read More..Good News
ZeroBear PolyBear's great grandson is doing better. Things looked really rough for the little guy but Little Samuel is starting to pull through. The Bear sent an update:
Click Here to Read More..Shad Busts More Covid Fraud
State Auditor Shadrack White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..HCSO Sergeant Gunned Down
Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..One Percent-World Problems
How does one cope with the ABC/ESPN blackout on Youtube TV?
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, November 2, 2025
Being a Victim of Self-Tackle-ization
Bill Crawford: Could Data-Center Focus Stymy Manufacturing Growth in Mississippi?
As Mississippi basks in its AI data-center boom, all is not copasetic in the AI economy.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, November 1, 2025
Still Can't Touch This
The University of Arizona Running Backs Coach sure has come a long way since his younger days.
Click Here to Read More..Wingate to Fight Water Rate Increase
U.S. District Judge Chokwe Antar Wingate is hauling JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin before him Wednesday after Mr. Henifin said he was going to raise water rates in December. The emergency order states:
Click Here to Read More..Feds Want Whiteside in Jail
The Justice Department wants Lindsey Whiteside behind bars and behind bars now. Prosecutors asked a federal judge to revoke the convicted sex offender's bond in U.S. District Court this week.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Two Super Bowl Halftime Shows
Why do so many people around the world watch the Super Bowl each year? You’re right! The ads and the halftime show! Only die-hard football fans tune in for the game. And only fans of the two teams really care who does what on the field. Besides, there’s a party going on!
Click Here to Read More..Friday, October 31, 2025
Suicide Attempt in Rankin
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Will Judge Wingate Cripple JXN Water?
JXN Water's failure to get a rate increase will cripple the system in a few years. So says JXN Water's quarterly status report. The report points out many improvements such as lower water production and system pressure. However, the report states the system will operate at losses of tens of millions of dollars if the rate increase is not approved.
Click Here to Read More..Eating the Blight
The Horhn administration promised to clean up the blight and cleaning up the blight it is. Check out the city's new Public Works employee cleaning up things on West Street near Gallatin Street yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Junking the Junk Food
Some People Just Won't Shut Up
Oh great. Our Governor Buffoon has done it again. Ole Miss fans are going to enjoy this one.
Click Here to Read More..Warm Up with Shrimp Bisque
It's getting cold and few things are as tasty as a good shrimp bisque in winter. Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe in downloadable format below.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, October 30, 2025
Dirty Delta Cops, Sheriffs, & Jailers Busted
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Time To Get Fit
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Governor Tate Reeves today issued Executive Order 1589 to reestablish the Presidential Fitness Test for elementary, middle and high school students across Mississippi. Executive Order 1589 comes after President Donald J. Trump issued an executive order that reestablished the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness and Nutrition and reinstituted the Presidential Fitness Test.
Click Here to Read More..The Rest of the Story: Ranch Edition
Much has been said on social media and in the news after the popular Ranch daycare center in Madison closed Monday. What exactly happened? JJ did some digging and here is the story.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: Wishful Not Thinking
Bigger Pie Forum Chairman Kelly Williams authored this post.
The Mississippi River is going to change course (avulse) to the Atchafalaya at the Old River Control Complex (ORCC) above Baton Rouge and discharge to the Gulf near Morgan City, LA. Gravity will send it down this shorter, steeper path in a big flood — maybe the next one. Course changes happen about every 1,000 years when the channel clogs up with silt, flow slows, and floods get higher. The last one happened around the 12th century. Click Here to Read More..Empower Podcast: Mayor John Horhn
What does it take to turn around a city? In this special episode recorded at Jackson City Hall, host Grant Callen talks with Mayor John Horhn about his love for Jackson, the lessons from his childhood and career in public service, and his mission to restore trust, safety, and opportunity in Mississippi’s capital. From fixing potholes to fighting crime and strengthening schools, Mayor Horhn shares his bold and hopeful vision for Jackson’s future. He also discusses the importance of community engagement, partnerships with local, state, and federal leaders, and leveraging Jackson’s unique cultural and economic assets to attract families and businesses back to the city. Whether you’re a Jackson resident or simply care about the future of Mississippi, this conversation offers insights, inspiration, and a roadmap for meaningful change.
Click Here to Read More..Taste Owners Get Bad Taste From Neighborhood
Overwhelming neighborhood opposition forced the Jackson Planning Board to reject Fondren Taste Bar & Grill's application for rezoning last week. Fondren Taste owner Clifton Rogers, wants to operate hotel rooms above his restaurant.
Click Here to Read More..Rounding Them Up
Update: WREG-TV will live-stream the Justice Department's 4:00 press conference on the arrests.
Just got word the Feds are arresting a bunch of law enforcement throughout North Mississippi.
Click Here to Read More..Consider Helping Others
Extra Table issued the following press release.
Mississippi families are hurting. As the federal government shutdown runs on and SNAP benefits are halted across our state, tens of thousands of our neighbors are facing empty plates — and food pantries are struggling to keep up.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, October 29, 2025
Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock
The fight over Smith-Wills Stadium is in limbo.
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The Governor has spoken, at least where it comes to the LSU football coach search. Ole Miss fans will enjoy this one.
Click Here to Read More..Are You Ready to Get Back in Time?
Are you ready to hit 88 mph in a Delorean? What do you do when your mom has the hots for you? What does wearing a vest have to do with gravity? Coming next week:
Click Here to Read More..Health Care Open Enrollment Begins
Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..A Snapshot of SNAP in Mississippi
Much is being said about the possible termination of food stamp benefits next month due to the government shutdown. However, there is one question that should be answered: Who exactly gets food stamps?
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: How One Thing Became Everything
Feds Want to Dismiss Ivison Bill of Information
The Justice Department wants to dismiss a bill of information filed against Rebecca Ivison in U.S. District Court.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Shutdown Impacts in Mississippi Require Understanding of Reliance on Federal Funds
Understanding how the current federal government shutdown impacts Mississippi requires at least a fundamental understanding of the state’s reliance on federal funds.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, October 28, 2025
The Closing of the Ranch
Controversy surrounds The Ranch daycare center in Madison when it closed this week after flunking Health Department and Madison fire inspections. However, a group of parents whose children attend the Ranch are protesting as they try to drum up support and help the beleaguered daycare center reopen.
Click Here to Read More..Tasteful Comments
Well, well, well. There is something about the infamous Fondren Taste Bar & Grill that generates drama and last week was no exception after Jackson's Zoning Board rejected the establishments application to operate a hotel of sorts on its second floor. Check out the comments culled from social media. Needless to say, the race card was heavily played:
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day: No Borders Edition
The stupid has been strong in Mississippi lately. Check out what this substitute teacher did at Lake Cormorant High School in Desoto County;
Click Here to Read More..(Alleged) Rez Shooter in Jail
Madison Police arrested Walter Ainsworth last night. The Reservoir Patrol charged the 43-year old man with drive-by shooting and aggravated assault. Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied bond for Ainsworth.
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day: Gluckstadt Redneck Edition
Captain Redneck got stupid and pointed a gun at some small kids in Gluckstadt last night. Fortunately, a barrage of gunfire was not unleashed upon the family.
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Monday, October 27, 2025
Caught!
The Reservoir shooter is in custody thanks to the Madison Police Department. More information will be posted when available.
Click Here to Read More..Food Stamps Paused
The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Shooting at the Rez
The Reservoir Police issued the following statement on social media.
Click Here to Read More..More Bad Taste at Taste?
Latrice Rogers and her Taste Bar & Grill restaurant are back in court after a former employee sued, claiming she was fired after she complained a Rogers relative (allegedly) tried to drug her.
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Bringing That Thang to Brandon
Comedian Matt Matthews is bringing his humor to Brandon next spring.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, October 26, 2025
Funny of the Day
Ole Miss and Notre Dame fans will get a kick out of this scene from last night.
Click Here to Read More..Motes, Planks, & Bumblebees
Bill Crawford: Will Legislators Stick with Science-Based Health Policies?
How deep will the anti-science MAHA invasion penetrate into Mississippi? Can beleaguered state health officer Dr. Daniel Edney convince legislators to stay the course on vaccinations, fluoridation, pasteurization and other science-based health policies?
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, October 25, 2025
Water Wars: Still Waiting
JSU's grievance against JXN Water is sputtering along in federal court. The word "sputtering" is used because U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate ordered JSU on September 23 to correct the memo it filed in support of the project. The docket states:
Click Here to Read More..It's not Over. Feds Indict Whiteside
Whiteside attorney says sentence is legal, re-sentencing is not.
The Lindsey Whiteside story is not fading away despite her conviction in DeSoto County Circuit Court of sexual exploitation of a child last week. A federal grand jury indicted Lindsey Whiteside on Wednesday for transporting a minor across state lines to engage in sexual activity. The indictment states:
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: TDS is Stupid
Last week I read Senator (R-LA) John Kennedy’s new book, “How to Test Negative for Stupid – And Why Washington Never Will.” The title is taken from one of his many witticisms. He’s one of the few people in America who can get away using the word “stupid” due to his transparent persona. That, and the fact that his targets for “stupid” are mostly politicians and those who vote for them.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, October 24, 2025
The Jambalaya Podcast: Mary Ryan Brown
Hattiesburg comedienne Mary Ryan Brown appeared on the podcast to talk about comedy, how she became a funny girl, and why Mississippi is like a rescue dog. She also said something about how if there is a hell, it will have an HOA. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Neighborhood Doesn't Want Bad Taste
During a standing-room-only meeting in downtown Jackson, Latrice Rogers — the entrepreneur known for her role on the Oprah Winfrey Network reality TV show the “Belle Collective” — read aloud the email addresses of residents who have complained about her one-year-old restaurant, Fondren Taste Bar and Grill.
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day
An Alabama father took his family on safari and had a close encounter with some dangerous wildlife.
Click Here to Read More..Clinton Busts (Alleged) Neighborhood Drug Dealer
The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..An Unusual Homicide in Jackson (Updated)
Actual white on white homicide takes place in Jackson. Stop the presses!
JPD issued the following statement and mug shot.
Click Here to Read More..Judge Wingate Admits He Screwed Up
U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate admitted he screwed up when he issued an order loaded with phony citations generated by artificial intelligence. Such misuse of AI has already ensnared two Mississippi lawyers and Butler Snow's Alabama office. Senate Judiciary Chairman Charles Grassley directed the federal judge to explain why the flawed order ever saw the light of day and questioned if there was a coverup.
Click Here to Read More..How to Be Krusty Krab
It's time for another ZeroBear PolyBear recipe but first is an update on his great-grandson. The Bear sent this update last week. The little tyke took a little dip two weeks ago but has somewhat improved:
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, October 23, 2025
Back in Jail
While the dithering Judge Andrew Howorth throws tantrums, the Justice Department arrested Lindsey Whiteside for transporting a minor across state lines to engage in sexual activity. Desoto County Sheriff Thomas Tuggle announced the arrest this afternoon.
Click Here to Read More..Servis Serves up the Truth
None other than Zach Servis - yes, the Zach Servis, broke down the airport land deal for everyone to understand. A certain crowd, driven by the Sisters of Rukia, has been screaming the Horhn administration was giving away airport land. As usual, they spew their stupidity as they are incapable of understanding the basic facts of this deal. Mr. Servis does a great job of explaining what went down this week in under two minutes. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Fitch Wins Fight Over Sex-Change Rule
Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Riding in Style
The top members of the Lumumba administration liked to ride in style as they helped themselves to some mighty nice vehicles, all at city expense. Check out their vehicle assignments.
Click Here to Read More..The Jackson Academy Arrows Want You!
It appears someone is spoofing the Jackson Academy Arrows using a little bit of AI.
Click Here to Read More..Jackson Revitalization Committee Meets on JXN Water & CMU
Jackson makes December bond payment for JXN Water
The Mississippi House of Representatives Committee on Jackson Revitalization is meeting right now. It will later address CMU issues with billing as well. Representative Shanda Yates (I - The Speakeasy) chairs the committee. The meeting is live-streamed below. Jackson Mayor John Horhn will be the first person to address the committee.
Click Here to Read More..24 Hours in Ridgeland
PBS's Darley Newman took her show Travels With Darley on the road to the Natchez Trace. While traveling the Trace, she spent a day in Ridgeland. Check out what she had to say as she went about town.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, October 22, 2025
The Ballad of Rudy: Denied
Rudy Warnock will remain in the Forrest County jail after U.S. District Judge Kristi Johnson denied his motion for bond today.
Click Here to Read More..Clinton Gets Its Man
The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Good Shoot or Bad Shoot? We Report, You Decide
Should the A.G. prosecute two Capitol Police officers?
Although the Attorney General is prosecuting two Capitol Police officers for allegedly shooting Jalen Lewis to death in 2022 during a traffic stop, an expert witness claims Lewis rammed one police vehicle and tried to run over two officers as he tried to escape.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Onward, Part III
PETROGNANO, TUSCANY — We were finishing dessert on the terrace last night when one of my Yonderlust Tours guests looked at the cap I wear most days and asked, “What’s that word mean?”
Onward. Click Here to Read More..The Tantrums of Desoto County
Circuit Judge Andrew Howorth threw quite the tantrum yesterday as he recused himself from the Lindsey Whiteside case, comparing the Desoto County District Attorney to Iran and North Korea.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Supreme Court Reconsiders Voting Rights Act Amid Partisan Controversy
Six decades ago, it was evident that the promises of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 would be difficult if not impossible to deliver without passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965. The VRA put some teeth in the CRA.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, October 21, 2025
Jackson & Rankin County Make Deal on Airport Land
Sisters of Rukia gnash teeth
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..It's Happening at the Jackson Zoo
The city of Jackson issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Teen Charged in Rez Drive-By Shooting, Confesses
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Church Speaks
Southaven's Getwell Church fired Youth Pastor Lindsey Whiteside and promptly reported her to law enforcement after it discovered she molested a teen girl at the church last year.
Click Here to Read More..Nazis in Fondren
Some Nazis decided to hold a little protest in The Fondren last night.
Click Here to Read More..Grading the Hospitals
Mississippi Baptist Medical Center graded as one of the worst hospitals in Mississippi in patient safety. Although no Jackson metro area hospitals received A's, two received B's. The Leapfrog Group surveys hospitals and grades them twice a year.
Click Here to Read More..Clinton Killing (Updated)
The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, October 20, 2025
Mom of the Year - NOT!
The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Mayor Creates Homeless Task Force
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Hallucinations of Desoto County
$45,000. That is the wages of fraud for attorney Vanessa Price after a Desoto County Circuit judge busted her for using artificial intelligence to submit no less than 14 phony cases in a response filed with the Court as well as submitting phony invoices for damages.
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State Auditor: Tenured Make More, Work Less
State Auditor issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Farewell to the Chief
Posted below is the obituary for former Ridgeland Police Chief Jimmy Houston.
Click Here to Read More..No Comment!
It appears an internet tough guy followed Mr. Clay Edwards around the other night and bragged about it when he "caught" him.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, October 19, 2025
Water Wars: Henifin Says Nice Try to Blossom
The trench warfare between Blossom Apartments and JXN Water continues as they sue each other in the courtroom of U.S. Judge Henry Wingate.
Click Here to Read More..D.A. Wants to Let the Sun Shine in
Who stuck up for Lindsey Whiteside in court? Desoto County District Attorney Matthew Barton wants the public to know. The District Attorney filed a little motion Thursday.
Click Here to Read More..When Peace & Prosperity Corrupts
Imagine the surprise many years ago in Snyder, Texas when oil was discovered on land owned by a church. The church fathers waxed so eloquently on how they could now really support missions and carry out the Lord's work. However, in the end, the church allowed the new-found prosperity to betray its calling as it closed the church to new members and split the proceeds among the members of the church. Instead of thriving, the church dried up until it was no more, corrupted to the core as explained by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church (Jackson). Enjoy the 1997 sermon posted below as he preaches from Amos on such corruption.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Could Speaker White Cancel the Mississippi Miracle?
Last week Fox News highlighted the “Mississippi Miracle” proclaiming the state’s educational surge wasn’t magic but “the result of deliberate, state-led innovation that transformed early literacy from the ground up.”
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, October 18, 2025
Manhunt
A stolen truck crashed on Kristen Drive in Northeast Jackson as it was pursued by police.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Paul Harvey and the Devil
When I was young I liked to listen to the radio. We mainly listened to local stations that featured popular or country music. At night if you caught a good wave you could listen to a Cardinals game or rock and roll on WLS all the way from Chicago. Of course, radio stations had news and commentators. One of my favorites was Paul Harvey at noon on weekdays who always had something witty to say.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, October 17, 2025
Perv Gets Life
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Funny of the Day
Apparently not everyone is upset with the President's use of the National Guard in Memphis. Warning: Extravagant use of language NSFW.
Click Here to Read More..Why Did Attendance Fall at Mississippi State Fair?
Commissioner Touts Safe State Fair
Attendance fell at the Mississippi State Fair this year. Although the fair enjoyed attendance of over 600,000 people as recently as 2019, it was 482,000 in 2025. It was the first time the fair saw attendance of less than half a million people outside of 2020, the Covid-19 year. Although the Clarion-Ledger blamed the pandemic for the decreased attendance, such is not the case when one looks at the numbers.
Click Here to Read More..MCPP: Why We Will Hear More About Tariffs
Remember the tariff debates that dominated Washington just a few months ago? For a while it was the only thing anyone seemed to talk about.
Click Here to Read More..Power to the People, Right?
Exhibit A in why Jackson should not get back its water system: The Kenneth I. Stokes town hall held this week.
Click Here to Read More..Support or Not Support? We Report, You Decide.
Desoto County School Board member Michele Henley stood up for herself after District Attorney Matthew Barton accused her of supporting a convicted child-rapist. Ms. Henley posted on social media:
Click Here to Read More..Wash Day Eats
Need something something simple to cook and tasty to eat? Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's white beans recipe in downloadable format below.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, October 16, 2025
MACS Now Accepts Crypto & Venmo
State Treasurer David McRae issued the following statement.
For many families, saving for college or career training has always been an important goal, albeit not always the easiest one. Whether it’s inflation that’s forcing you to tighten your belt, a lack of financial tools that fit your budget, or just the feeling that traditional systems are outdated, too many Mississippians have felt shut out of saving for the future. Click Here to Read More..Rankin Rustles Up Thief
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Learnin' About Liberty
On this episode of the Empower Podcast, Grant Callen and Dr. Steven Skultety, Director of the Declaration of Independence Center for the Study of American Freedom at the University of Mississippi explore the foundations of American democracy, the origins of rights, and why civil disagreement is essential to a thriving society. From natural rights vs. legal rights to the First Amendment’s protections, Dr. Skultety shares insights on political violence, the uniqueness of the U.S. Constitution, and how freedom underpins everything we value. A timely conversation for anyone who cares about liberty, governance, and the future of America.
Click Here to Read More..A Tale of Two Child Rapes
If anyone wanted proof there is a two-tier system of justice in Mississippi, one had to look no more recently than yesterday. A coach and a youth paster convicted of child rape. One black, one white. One male, one female. Teachers of youth entrusted by parents to care for their children. Trust grossly betrayed. Two different standards of justice meted out to the guilty.
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A Better Blair Batson
The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following press release.
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Wednesday, October 15, 2025
30 Years for Child-Molesting Coach
Hinds County District Attorney issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Nearly Half a Million Folks Attend State Fair
Ag Commish Andy Gipson issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: So I Guess This is It
At six years old, I wanted to be Darrin Stephens from Bewitched. He worked in advertising, came up with ideas, pitched them, and got paid for it. That seemed like magic. Somewhere around my preteen years, I decided being in a rock ’n’ roll band was the ticket. For a while it was architecture, then radio. I even thought about directing movies. Every dream had one thing in common: creating something new.
Click Here to Read More..Smith-Wills Woes: Rent? What's That?
Some things are constant in life: Death, taxes, and Tim Bennett not paying his rent on Smith-Will Stadium. Yup. Once again, Mr. Bennett has failed to pay rent on the aged baseball stadium.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Gun Violence a Dangerous Reality in Mississippi Rural Counties
Here are some troubling statistical facts that should concern every Mississippian, regardless of race, socioeconomic status, or political loyalty – Mississippi has the highest rate of gun deaths in the U.S., the highest rates of gun homicides are in rural counties, and seven of the rural U.S. counties with the highest gun homicide rates are in Mississippi, according to the CDC.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, October 14, 2025
Bloodlust
Warning: Graphic & Violent Video
Yesterday was a glorious day as the Gazan War came to an end and twenty hostages lived to see their families. However, Hamas just could not leave things well enough alone.
Click Here to Read More..Paid Up
Three Jackson apartment complexes paid their water bill or made payment arrangements. WLBT reported:
Click Here to Read More..UMC Opens Mid-Wifery Clinic
The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement.
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A Settlement of Tastes (Updated)
Well that was quick. Taste Italian Kitchen and Taste Bar and Grill settled their federal lawsuit. They filed a joint motion to dismiss with prejudice today in U.S. District Court. The motion states:
Click Here to Read More..Check Your Cybersecurity
Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..A Taste of Bad Taste
Which is the real Taste? The owners of Taste Italian Kitchen accused Taste Bar and Grill of ripping off its name and logo in a federal lawsuit. Taste Italian Kitchen operates restaurants in Ridgeland and Starkville while Taste Bar and Grill is on North Mart Plaza in Jackson.
Monday, October 13, 2025
MHSAA Recommends No Tailgating
The Mississippi High School Activities Association recommends all high schools cease tailgating this year. WAPT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: Faded Roses
Bigger Pie Forum Chairman Kelly Williams authored this post.
“Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? And did I hear you say he was meeting you here today To take you to that Mansion in the sky?” Entergy’s small customers are faded roses from days gone by. They were once loved — when they were the source of Entergy’s growth. When they justified Entergy’s spending and its 10% guaranteed profit. When electricity demand grew at less than a half percent per year. When Entergy promoted “Live Better Electrically” and financed new appliances to increase demand. When the Public Service Commission actually had authority to regulate Entergy’s spending. And when it kept customer rates and Entergy’s profits fair and reasonable. Click Here to Read More..The Museum Trail Grows Up
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Join us in celebrating the next phase of the Museum Trail Greenway Downtown Jackson, breaking ground this year. The ceremony will celebrate the generous investments that made this work possible and the shared vision of a more connected and revitalized downtown.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, October 12, 2025
But If Not
Bill Crawford: We are Foolproof and Incapable of Error Said HAL
As hopes and fears for AI applications mount, can efforts succeed to keep this transformational technology from serving both?
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, October 11, 2025
More Homecoming Violence
The Capitol Police issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Coming Soon: The Skeksis Return
The magic of Jim Henson returns as The Dark Crystal appears on the big screen tomorrow and Monday.
Click Here to Read More..Hell is an HOA
Hattiesburg comedian Mary Ryan Brown appeared on The Jambalaya with the Kingfish podcast. Although the podcast will be posted Tuesday, here is a sneak peek.
Click Here to Read More..Homecoming Massacre (Updated)
Governor announced expectant mother killed.
What should have been a night of fun turned deadly as shootings and homicides took place at no fewer than three Homecoming games in Mississippi last night.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: What's Happening Now?
The world is waiting to see whether President Trump’s 21-point plan will begin the ending of the war between Israel and the terrorist organization Hamas. How many is that? Seven wars in nine or ten months? Is President Trump riding a white horse and ending multiple wars with a bow but no arrows? (Revelation 6:1-2)
Click Here to Read More..Friday, October 10, 2025
Airport Fight: Tell It To the Judge
The fight for control of Jackson's airport will literally go to the judge.
Click Here to Read More..Driving in the Dark
Despite its best efforts, the Mississippi Department of Transportation can't keep the lights on the interstate at night. WAPT reported yesterday:
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day
Former Pearl Police Officer Christopher Lofton just can't seem to stay out of trouble.
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Drug dealer Kelarce McElroy will be staying in jail for quite a while after he allegedly tortured and killed an elderly man who was on a walker. A Jackson Municipal Court set his bond at $1.6 million.
Click Here to Read More..Beef Bolognese with Tortellini
ZeroBear PolyBear is on hiatus but he left us this recipe in a downloadable format. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, October 9, 2025
Coming Soon
HBO is going to take another stab at the Game of Thrones Universe as it released a trailer for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Yup, the Dunk and Egg series is coming to the tele in January.
Click Here to Read More..Downtown Parking to Improve
Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Jambalaya Podcast: Shad White
State Auditor Shad White appeared on the podcast. We discussed all kinds of groovy topics such as the welfare scandal, 2027 Governor's race, DEI, scraps with the legislature, and the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination. We even talk about why he doesn't audit Jackson, a common question on this website. Enjoy.
Click Here to Read More..Rotten Apples
Rotten trees tend to produce rotten apples. Case in point: The spawn of the late Danny Owens.
Click Here to Read More..Feds Indict Ivison
A federal grand jury indicted Rebecca Ivison of Jackson for a plethora of charges including money laundering, theft of government funds, and skimming from government rural housing loans. The indictment took place after Ivison backed out of a plea bargain deal.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, October 8, 2025
Madness
Yesterday was the second anniversary of the worst massacre of Jews since the Holocaust. How badly do the Gazan Arabs want to kill Jews? Watch what this Fox News reporter has to say as he discusses his time in Gaza.
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Day Care Worker Arrested for (Alleged) Child Abuse (Updated)
Update: JJ verified with law enforcement the alleged incident happened at Rainbow Daycare in Florence.
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Senate Holds Judge Wingate's Feet to the Fire
What did he know and when did he know it? Such questions about coverups are usually applied to politicians but the Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee is asking the same questions of U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate after he entered an order that misused AI.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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