Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Revoked!

 U. S. District Judge Debra Brown revoked Lindsey Whiteside's bonds a few minutes ago. I am leaving the federal courthouse in Greenville and will post more later.  

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent. Thanks for going up there to cover this, Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

Too bad President Autopen wasn't reelected. The poor child would be at prayer meeting right now instead of sitting in the pokey waiting on a baloney sandwich deluxe.

Anonymous said...

She actually thought she got away with it, until Lee Corso said "not so fast my friend." 30 years for Lindsey, please.

Anonymous said...

As shwred as Tony Farese is, he'd better be careful he doesn't start sounding like a pedophile himself - claiming they had a "sexual dating relationship" is of the position that it's ok for adults to lawfully engage in sexual activity with a minor. "Whoa, Counselor....WHAT did you just say?" is likely what the judge was thinking.

Anonymous said...

"Poor child"? She's an adult.

Anonymous said...

6:31 might be the dumbest thing I've seen this week

Anonymous said...

Yesterday's news. What you omitted is that the trial has been moved from this December to February 2026.

Kingfish said...

No kidding, dumbass. This post went up within 10 minutes after the hearing ended. The post was literally written yesterday so yeah, it's yesterday's news, Captain Obvious.

Anonymous said...

4:42 ummm, your sarcasm detector must be in the shop, right? That has to be it. You can't be this dumb and function in society.

Anonymous said...

KF articles are like feeders or corn plots for idiots.

Anonymous said...

Why is it in the Federal Courthouse in Greenville and not Oxford?

Anonymous said...

Sure the Feds can indict, but they had a chance initially, didn’t think it was a big enough case and chose not to prosecute. It was only until the public outrage at that public’s elected judge’s decision did the Feds decide to prosecute. I understand Gamble, well, but the Feds should not be used as a wrecking ball if the mob doesn’t get what they want. The government chose not to prosecute until they didn’t get what they wanted.

Anonymous said...

My impression is that the Feds likely worked up the case long ago and waited for the plea in State court because it satisfied the illegal sex act element of the Mann act, and the public outrage was merely coincidental.

Anonymous said...

The "mob" are the citizens of a community who expect justice from their elected/non-elected public officials. The Feds responded accordingly thanks to DA Barton bringing it back to to their attention - unlike the Dishonorable Andy Howorthless who looks down at, and laughs at Mississippians.

Anonymous said...

The state of Mississippi isn't a government?

Anonymous said...

Or the Feds stepped in when the judge who passed down the sentence apparently is a racist or a complete idiot.

Anonymous said...

No! NO! HELL NO! The Feds just caved to the will of the people like the fascist idiots they are! (*sarcasm detected*)

Anonymous said...

What on earth is all this "caved to the will of the people" stuff? We're a Constitutional Republic....they're SUPPOSED to abide by the will of the people.....sheesh.

Anonymous said...

@8:15 And yet, here you are. Licking it all up.


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