Friday, May 17, 2024

Progress!

 The construction of the Top Golf development is moving along rather nicely.  It is supposed to open before Christmas.  



20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, I'll pay for a round of golf with you at Top Notch.

Anonymous said...

That's some good looking arch pipe!

Anonymous said...

I know they've done their research, but i question whether there's enough local population with enough money to keep a top golf going for more than 5-10 years or so? I hope it is profitable long range.

Anonymous said...

@2:54
Top golf is cheaper to run and more profitable than a golf course. What is more likely to happen is local golf courses will suffer because everyone is enjoying the cool shady comfort of Top Golf.

Anonymous said...

I hope this works out. I’m concerned that it will be ruined by the element that keeps us from having nice things, but I hope this works out. It’s not cheap, so hopefully that helps. This can be a really nice amenity for the area.

Bob the Builder said...

Just an observation - I've never laid eyes on a Top Golf so I have no idea how big one is or the extent of the interior finishes, but we are half way through May, and if that thing is to be opened before Christmas, somebody is going to have to get off their ass.

Anonymous said...

2:54,over a short time, it will follow the history of the water park in Ridgeland.

Anonymous said...

Wow, bunch of negative crap!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Trader Joe’s is coming there?

Anonymous said...

Trader Joe's is for a bunch of snooty people. Where is the Piggly Wiggly.

Anonymous said...

@8:29 - there is a difference between being negative and being realistic.

Anonymous said...

"Does anyone know if Trader Joe’s is coming there? "

I heard they were not, supposedly because state law prohibits liquor sales on Sunday, so they opted out. But I noticed last week at Costco that their attached, but separate, liquor section was closed on Sundays while the rest of Costco was open. So it must be a corporate decision by Trader Joe's if that story is true.

Anonymous said...

I have visited Top Golf in several cities. It includes great food and drink, golf attire, and golf equipment for sale. The place is not cheap, which should keep out many of the troubled youths who frequent this area.

Anonymous said...

Been to 2 or 3 Top Golf’s around the country for mainly Corporate functions with clients and prospective clients. It’s also great for
Families. They have 2 or 3 different Putt Putt courses on site plus baseball and softball batting cages. The staff goes thru rigorous training. It’s not cheap.. but well worth the money spent. Ridgeland has the highest per capita income in the state and that will help.
TG will target companies in the metro area and that is where the most profitable ticket happens. Hope it’s successful.

Anonymous said...

Great news!

Steve said...

To hell with Trader Joe’s. Give me a damn Publix.

Anonymous said...

I'm with 2:32 on this.

Anonymous said...

" Ridgeland has the highest per capita income in the state and that will help."

All those Ridgeland apartments adjacent to Jackson? They're bringing the per capita income in Ridgeland up above Madison's? That seems, uh, dubious.

Anonymous said...

Prediction: It will be great for the first six months or so while the corporate staff is here. Once they leave and it is left up to the local population to staff and operate the facility the whole experience will quickly go to sh#%. Hope I am wrong.

Anonymous said...

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