Sunday, July 10, 2022

Steel-Hearted or Stupid?

 Meanwhile, over in Krygystan a few days ago......

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

1 vote for stupid

Anonymous said...

Another vote for STUPID!

Anonymous said...

THIS^^^^^^^

Anonymous said...

Stupid

The Accountant said...

Stupid, but the video is impressive. Any news about if he survived?

Goulaboy said...

Natural selection at work!

Krusatyr said...

Surfers, gotta be.

Anonymous said...

I put storm chasers and this guy in the same category…an avalanche or a tornado is about the same when you stand there looking at it straight n the face

Ophelia said...

Oh, no, not stupid at all! He is just trying to creatively shuffle the mortal coil! Until assisted suicide is readily available, we must all seek any means we can to go when we’ve had enough. But it looks as if he lived, so…I wish him better luck on his next suicide attempt. Bless his heart!

Anonymous said...

What a DUMB ASS

Anonymous said...

a bunch or green teeth mississippi rednecks passing judgement on a professional mountaineer .

now thats a laugh

if any of you fat ass green teeth ever spent a day in the mountains you might understand just how dangerous it can be.
avalanches are not like hurricanes
they can't be predicted days out

thats good news for you rednecks cause you will know just when to get your fat asses off bourbon street and return to ticos or scrooges.

i do realize that most of you rednecks spend your off hours chugging bud light at certain bars all the while taking about what a stud muffin you were in college.

Anonymous said...

626. Actually most things are immediately sent to the cloud.. so even if your demise, your last pix or video is right there for the viewing.

Anonymous said...

Would love to know just how old this fellow is. It's so apparent to many that anyone just about 40 and younger is disconnected from reality. They've grown up being raised by cartoons and no consequences for their actions, so they have no "fear" of really anything. Yes, stupid is the appropriate term - but not unusual among a severely neglected generation.

Anonymous said...

So I guess all you supermen would of flown away....You clowns realize the distance this thing covered in a matter of 25 seconds.....

Anonymous said...

@6:42
OK boomer (the ME generation of commies who spread AIDS) you clearly lack any sense of irony.

Anonymous said...

If any of y'all would have read the description of the video, you'd understand why he didn't run (hint, because he wanted to live) and why running wouldn't have helped, although, you really can tell why running wouldn't have helped from watching the video. Keeping a calm head in dangerous situations is the best way to survive.

Anonymous said...

Why do people think the skier did it deliberately? I lived in Utah for a decade and cross-country skied every winter. One of the first things a skier needs to learn is how to stay on top of an avalanche if caught up in one because it happens more frequently than flatlander swamp dwellers might imagine. It happened to me the first year I lived there. Thankfully, I was able to keep my ski tips up and ride out the avalanche so I'm here today to tell my story.

Anonymous said...

Bless your heart kingfish!

Anonymous said...

Evel Knievel would haul ass.

Anonymous said...

8:11 You feel better after getting that rant off your chest? Now change back out of your mommie's clothes and get on over to Starbucks with your tablet. It's going to be another hot one, so wear your sandals.

Anonymous said...

What were they supposed to do, turn around and run?

Anonymous said...

Wonder how painful it was when his sphincter slammed shut?

Anonymous said...

Here is a link

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jul/11/british-tourists-survive-avalanche-in-tian-shan-mountains-of-kyrgyzstan

Anonymous said...

Neither. Just a Brit on a guided tour. Not a "professional mountaineer" that Cletus of Clinton thinks he is, nor a skier. Just part of a group out there. Luck. Luck to have caught it on film. Sheer dumb luck not to have been on the part of the trail where it swept over that would have killed them. Sheer dumb luck that only significant injuries were a bad cut and a woman falling off a horse. Medical help was available by horse. Jeeez. These things produce more energy than a 1000 tons of TNT. 500 pound ice boulders going by a 200 mph. But, great video. Just dumb luck to film it and to survive it. Neither bravery or stupidity.

Anonymous said...

regardless of the attempted condescension at 8:11pm, this was not an "avalanche". That was a glacial calving.

the videoer was with a group and he is not a "mountaineer". He separated from the group to take a picture from a higher vantage when this happened. The rest of the group was behind him. He said if they would not have stopped to rest, they would have been further up the trail where bigger chunks of ice would have likely killed them.

He and they were "dusted" and were uninjured except for a couple of ladies fell from their horses and got scratches.

Anonymous said...

Dang, 8:11. You're kinda tense. Maybe lay off the meth & Red Bull for a bit.

Anonymous said...

to 9;26.....glacial calving....sounds like something that a veterinarian would say...........

Anonymous said...

Hey 8:11, did mommy not give you your meds this morning when she poured your cold milk over your cheerios while you were watching CNN? My teeth aren’t green and I didn’t go to college and I don’t chug beer. If you don’t like the comments or the videos please don’t comment unless you can say something positive.

Anonymous said...

to 7:42.......the dreaded speech police strike yet again.

tell me , where did you get you speech police badge and what type of gun do you carry?
also did your department also give you a car that goes 140 mph?

Anonymous said...

@12:10 PM
Free Speech doesn’t apply to communist pukes anymore.

Anonymous said...

to 5:47.............so you say......tell me where that is written?
im waiting.........

ive waited long enough..........


go home to your momma

Anonymous said...

Honest question, What is a green teeth redneck?

I know that harpy uses it all the time here as he lauds his class and superiority over us poors.

But Urban Dictionary or other technological aids offer no help in explaining the origin or intent of this repetitious insult.

I have never heard this phrase before this commenters fondness of use.


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