Sunday, July 31, 2022

Curtain Call for Stokes Radio?

 Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes said today's radio show will probably be his last one.  The show was vintage Stokes as he said the Mayor is "dumb as a rock", griped about police chases, and raised hell about what else about water.  Oh, and he shucked the corn on who might run for Mayor.  Enjoy.


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stokes has never ACTUALLY done ANYTHING.

Anonymous said...

This is the tool who encouraged people to throw rocks and bottles at police officers.

Anonymous said...

Disagree with you a bit, 12:11. Stokes does show up....at least in recent years. The kiddee mayor doesn't do that but is quite adept at vanishing.

Anonymous said...

Everett Hardware had "Tin Cans Jar Rings and Rubbers" - it was a real soup to nuts place.

Anonymous said...

He still has a microphone to use at Council meetings.

Anonymous said...

Kenny crack corn and I don’t care…

Anonymous said...

I never could understand a word he said.

Anonymous said...

He rarely showed up a few years back, then transitioned to a microphone-lover and, like sewage, went downhill from there. He's a worthless tool and a shiftless fool. Why Kingfish admires this idiot is beyond reason and outside the bounds of 'figurin'. But, to each his own.

Maybe now he will concentrate full time on nailing campaign shit to private property in violation of law.

Anonymous said...

People, people listen to the message! It’s information like it or not! Quit bitching about everything! Get something out of the message. PMS power, money and sex talking about the city of Jackson administration and raw Boo boo!

Anonymous said...

Kenny, the cops didn't put any ones life in danger. The citizen did. Kenny, Going to meetings and listening and getting involved when allowed and nothing changes give someone with common sense the feeling those meetings are useless. Kenny, Putting the word black or white in front of a persons name when speaking about them causes me great concern. It makes me feel like I have no voice with you.

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

My Favorite radio personality ever since clarence the clown was fired by KRAP in Tacoma. What will we do without him? I wonder what it pays? I got a thousand pengiun jokes.

Anonymous said...

Kenny Stokes being the voice of reason for Jackson, think about that fellow Tri County, metro Jacksonian‘s. Sad, Sad, Sad.

Anonymous said...

WE GOTS TO GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Where are all y'all commenters touting Kenny for mayor? Just a few days ago Kenny was the voice of reason against Junior's whackery. Now he's riding his let-my-people-flee pony again and talk of a Stokes administration has evaporated. Just goes to show at some point in time EKAGO.

Anonymous said...

Stokes is a black supremacist.

Anonymous said...

Life and liberty aren't in the constitution. It is in the Declaration of Independence. Stokes needs to read more.

Fuck you, Stokes. You're defending a suspect in a murder.

Anonymous said...

Okay, Now Stokes need to run for Mayor a few weeks ago now what happen.

Anonymous said...

"...and, like sewage, went downhill from there."

This is why I come here - the poetry!

map maker said...

The only place in the country that Kenny could look good is in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Stokes is just the same as he always has been. A fat bag of hot air. Why is Stokes so worried about a person getting killed in Jackson? It happens all of the time. No one acts like they care. Probably because they do not care.

Anonymous said...

I listened a few times. Although he sometimes seemed to be on point it usually ended with “its all the white folks fault.” Well, as
Stated above the white folks haven’t been running the show for the last 25 years. Unfortunately there are qualified black citizens who could help turn it around but they haven’t stepped up. I understand their reluctance to get in the quagmire but until they do along with at least a few whites it’s never going to change.

Anonymous said...

No mention of Mr. Lum

Anonymous said...

I'm still with Kenneth I. Stokes. And I would vote for him for Mayor. Yes, he needs a filter sometimes, but he doesn't lie. Furthermore, he CARES! Unlike this useless you know what we have now!

Anonymous said...

Y’all leave Mr Stokes alone, we need some humor in the shit shows provided by the City of Jackson and Hinds County Administrators!

Do yo thang Mr Stokes, people please lighten up!


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