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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
32 comments:
1 vote for stupid
Another vote for STUPID!
THIS^^^^^^^
Stupid
Stupid, but the video is impressive. Any news about if he survived?
Natural selection at work!
Surfers, gotta be.
I put storm chasers and this guy in the same category…an avalanche or a tornado is about the same when you stand there looking at it straight n the face
Oh, no, not stupid at all! He is just trying to creatively shuffle the mortal coil! Until assisted suicide is readily available, we must all seek any means we can to go when we’ve had enough. But it looks as if he lived, so…I wish him better luck on his next suicide attempt. Bless his heart!
What a DUMB ASS
a bunch or green teeth mississippi rednecks passing judgement on a professional mountaineer .
now thats a laugh
if any of you fat ass green teeth ever spent a day in the mountains you might understand just how dangerous it can be.
avalanches are not like hurricanes
they can't be predicted days out
thats good news for you rednecks cause you will know just when to get your fat asses off bourbon street and return to ticos or scrooges.
i do realize that most of you rednecks spend your off hours chugging bud light at certain bars all the while taking about what a stud muffin you were in college.
626. Actually most things are immediately sent to the cloud.. so even if your demise, your last pix or video is right there for the viewing.
Would love to know just how old this fellow is. It's so apparent to many that anyone just about 40 and younger is disconnected from reality. They've grown up being raised by cartoons and no consequences for their actions, so they have no "fear" of really anything. Yes, stupid is the appropriate term - but not unusual among a severely neglected generation.
So I guess all you supermen would of flown away....You clowns realize the distance this thing covered in a matter of 25 seconds.....
@6:42
OK boomer (the ME generation of commies who spread AIDS) you clearly lack any sense of irony.
If any of y'all would have read the description of the video, you'd understand why he didn't run (hint, because he wanted to live) and why running wouldn't have helped, although, you really can tell why running wouldn't have helped from watching the video. Keeping a calm head in dangerous situations is the best way to survive.
Why do people think the skier did it deliberately? I lived in Utah for a decade and cross-country skied every winter. One of the first things a skier needs to learn is how to stay on top of an avalanche if caught up in one because it happens more frequently than flatlander swamp dwellers might imagine. It happened to me the first year I lived there. Thankfully, I was able to keep my ski tips up and ride out the avalanche so I'm here today to tell my story.
Bless your heart kingfish!
Evel Knievel would haul ass.
8:11 You feel better after getting that rant off your chest? Now change back out of your mommie's clothes and get on over to Starbucks with your tablet. It's going to be another hot one, so wear your sandals.
What were they supposed to do, turn around and run?
Wonder how painful it was when his sphincter slammed shut?
Here is a link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jul/11/british-tourists-survive-avalanche-in-tian-shan-mountains-of-kyrgyzstan
Neither. Just a Brit on a guided tour. Not a "professional mountaineer" that Cletus of Clinton thinks he is, nor a skier. Just part of a group out there. Luck. Luck to have caught it on film. Sheer dumb luck not to have been on the part of the trail where it swept over that would have killed them. Sheer dumb luck that only significant injuries were a bad cut and a woman falling off a horse. Medical help was available by horse. Jeeez. These things produce more energy than a 1000 tons of TNT. 500 pound ice boulders going by a 200 mph. But, great video. Just dumb luck to film it and to survive it. Neither bravery or stupidity.
regardless of the attempted condescension at 8:11pm, this was not an "avalanche". That was a glacial calving.
the videoer was with a group and he is not a "mountaineer". He separated from the group to take a picture from a higher vantage when this happened. The rest of the group was behind him. He said if they would not have stopped to rest, they would have been further up the trail where bigger chunks of ice would have likely killed them.
He and they were "dusted" and were uninjured except for a couple of ladies fell from their horses and got scratches.
Dang, 8:11. You're kinda tense. Maybe lay off the meth & Red Bull for a bit.
to 9;26.....glacial calving....sounds like something that a veterinarian would say...........
Hey 8:11, did mommy not give you your meds this morning when she poured your cold milk over your cheerios while you were watching CNN? My teeth aren’t green and I didn’t go to college and I don’t chug beer. If you don’t like the comments or the videos please don’t comment unless you can say something positive.
to 7:42.......the dreaded speech police strike yet again.
tell me , where did you get you speech police badge and what type of gun do you carry?
also did your department also give you a car that goes 140 mph?
@12:10 PM
Free Speech doesn’t apply to communist pukes anymore.
to 5:47.............so you say......tell me where that is written?
im waiting.........
ive waited long enough..........
go home to your momma
Honest question, What is a green teeth redneck?
I know that harpy uses it all the time here as he lauds his class and superiority over us poors.
But Urban Dictionary or other technological aids offer no help in explaining the origin or intent of this repetitious insult.
I have never heard this phrase before this commenters fondness of use.
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