Thursday, February 3, 2022

The Return of the Dead

 The Jackson City Council will meet tomorrow at 11:00 AM.  Does anyone want to guess what is on the agenda? 

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’ll take Garbage for $1000, Alex.

Anonymous said...

Times and location for the City with Soul's Valentine Party?

Anonymous said...

I have the answer. It is a resolution asking the judges to stop giving blessings and make it so crime has consequences. If I am right, which I know I am, what is my prize?

Anonymous said...

I haven't the slightest idea.............

Anonymous said...

Belhaven resident here and I supported and pushed for virgi to be elected. I’m beyond pissed off that she voted in favor of the garbage deal. I can make a list of others in area also mad with her. Wake up Virgi!!!

Anonymous said...

Somebody's niece gettin' a job?

Anonymous said...

Crimes?
Murders?
Car Jacking?
Water Crisis?
Siemens Settlement Money?

Anonymous said...

Garbage? Which could be a description of every Jackson city council agenda.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like some trash talk under line trash

Anonymous said...

All those in favor of receiving envelopes full of cash raise your hand.

All those opposed to receiving envelopes full of cash raise your hand.


The motion carries. Your envelopes are waiting outside.

Anonymous said...

VIP seats for the grand opening of the M-BAR expansion ?

Anonymous said...

nepotism

Anonymous said...

Attn 1:26 Belhaven. Have you not figured out yet what the Jackson powers that be think about you people in Belhaven?

Anonymous said...

Who the President of the Council is? Ohhh, that's that other dysfunctional board in Hinds County!

Anonymous said...

2:31 wins comment of the day!!!!!

Anonymous said...

These posts remind me of Regurgitated vomit.

Anonymous said...

Could it be that the Seimens money is going toward the MBar expansion?

Anonymous said...

"Belhaven resident here and I supported and pushed for virgi to be elected. I’m beyond pissed off that she voted in favor of the garbage deal. I can make a list of others in area also mad with her. Wake up Virgi!!!"

She doesn't want to be called a racist by the Mayor like he did Ashby the other day. But, she's so woke herself she really is probably only voting for the Richard's contract because it's a black owned business.

Anonymous said...

I still don't understand what y'all don't like about the current garbage contract.

Anonymous said...

3:23 PM
But you repeat yourself.

Anonymous said...

My M-bar comment to funny ? Or has KF been greased ?

Anonymous said...

Their per diem lunch...?

Anonymous said...

All palms have been greased, so the meetong will come to order.

Anonymous said...

3:11 : Is my prize VIP open bar at the M-Bar "we don't need" a permit or to inform land owners expansion ?

Anonymous said...

musta bought somebody off

Anonymous said...

Mr. Green has arrived.

Thornton Melon said...

Then there's long term costs such as waste disposal. I don't know if you're familiar with who runs that business but I assure you it's not the boyscouts.

Anonymous said...

The usual garbage.

Anonymous said...

Trash working on trash.

Anonymous said...

…as opposed to unregurgitated vomit.

Anonymous said...

Virgi Lindsey was bought for a 5th of Scotch

Anonymous said...

@3:46PM
Show me where I’ve repeated myself.

Anonymous said...

@6:48 PM
I can take a phrase that rarely heard...
Then flip it.
Now it’s a daily word. 🔥

Anonymous said...

Virgi's Jacksonian peers and neighbors ought to make more of a practice at effectively expressing their disappointment at her performance as a member of the city council.

Anonymous said...

Another Belhaven person here. I agree with 1:26 and I doubt we run in the same circles. Of course we make up less than one percent of the neighborhood.

I’ve also been wondering how the heck Virgi hasn’t noticed peoples yards getting ruined lately by the people working on the water meters or what have you, and how she has not had them go back and fix it. The lady is clueless.

Really may get to the point where “normal” people say screw it and throw their names in against Virgi and Blount.

Virgi, is really screwing it up when it comes to the whole if it isn’t broken don’t fix it thing with the garbage. Can she even move a 95 gallon trash can?

Anonymous said...

The whole "black owned" or DBE contractor game is a scheme/scam. 90%+ turn right around and hire a non "black owned" or DEB contractor to do the work. Case in point, Marcus Wallace & MAC Construction.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want, but you people in Jackson are just posers and wannabees. Houston is #1 for the first time since I was in high school. Our enlightened Democrat administration has us as the Murder Capital of the US. Eat our dust!

Anonymous said...


"Virgi, is really screwing it up when it comes to the whole if it isn’t broken don’t fix it thing with the garbage. Can she even move a 95 gallon trash can?"

I've asked her about the one 96 gallon trash can and how will yard debris be disposed of with only one can. So far, no response, but I'm not surprised. She's one of the Mayor's stooges.


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