Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Ridgewood Shootout

Some yewts got into a shootout yesterday but managed to get away.  WLBT's Christopher Fields reported on his Facebook page yesterday: 


 




 

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Long long way from BB gun wars. Remember plumb wars ?

On the Way to Choir Practice said...

Next.

Anonymous said...

Right behind M-Bar. The Bulldog needs to up its security presence, or relocate.

Anonymous said...

but. garbage that’s in unsightly bags is an emergency though..

Anonymous said...

Will the new amphitheater include complimentary Kevlar for each attendee?

Anonymous said...

... garbage that’s in unsightly bags is an emergency though.

And multi-colored. Right? Multi-colored bags are the worst and unsanitary. Right?

Tick, tick, tick said...

ALL Jackson homeowners still on fence about selling:

✓ Jackson will continue to decline rapidly as long as Lumumba is in office.

✓ If it works, Lumumba intends to break it.

✓ Lumumba has de facto defunded JPD via incompetence, micro-management, indifference, lip service and his familial anti-police philosophy.

✓ RECORD murder rates, running thug gun battles becoming the norm.

✓ Lumumba lives BEHIND A GATE in the richest part of Jackson with round-the-clock JPD protection. Ask yourself why?

✓ Highest property tax rates in the metro by a mile!

✓ Belhaven CID won't do jack shit to curb crime. Cameras are a joke and won't stop you from being mugged, robbed or shot.

✓ Jackson infrastructure is cratering. Surface sewage happening everywhere, boiled water, NO water, rampant illegal dumping, the list goes on and on.

✓ Hinds County BOS nothing short of lunatics run amok.

✓ Hinds County judicial system a complete disaster. Catch and release, catch and release.

✓ New HindsCo jail will take YEARS to build and become operational.

✓ Fed has no choice but to jack up interest rates to tame inflation.

✓ Higher interest rates reduces your pool of potential buyers.

✓ Increasing transition of Jackson housing to rental stock only exacerbates YOUR neighborhood instability.

✓ Fed interventions (Hinds jail, Jackson water & sewer) will FORCE MASSSIVE property tax and rate increases upon you over which you'll have no say and control; property values will only decline further.

✓ Your days to quickly sell your house and get out of Jackson are dwindling.

✓ If you don't get out now, you may never get out or may get out with comparatively NOTHING.

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Anonymous said...

Taking bids on a 4 bedroom in Gluckstadt!

Kingfish said...

Just got word that 11 more officers, including Commander Jaye Coleman, just quit.

Anonymous said...

@11:26, absolute exodus underway out of 'LeFleur East'.

Anonymous said...

And ONCE AGAIN.....Kingfish moves the media to report. WLBT just posted this information a whole day late and two dollars short. Their own reporter captured this incident and posted to his facebook page yet the station did not pick it up, post it to their page or do anything until the Kingfish spotted the info and reported on it. Shaking my head.

Squeezer said...

Remember 20 years ago when driving down ridgewood road used to be nice?

Anonymous said...

Those 11 officers prob joining new gluckstadt chief and former jpd officer Wendell watts. Hope not, but If so…good luck gluckstadt😂

Lock & Load said...

Is there an option to purchase the 96-gallon trash containers made of kevlar? For cover and concealment, right?

Kingfish said...

WLBT ran it in broadcast last night. Supposed to be on website too but for some reason it did not make it. That's being corrected.

Anonymous said...

No big deal, just some overzealous Boy Scouts! They got into an argument over who was going to get to deliver groceries to local shut-ins and help old ladies cross the street, but things got out of hand. They have learned their lesson and will be out of hiding and back on the out doing good deeds before the weekend.

Anonymous said...

@ February 23, 2022 at 11:26 AM

and move where?????

to Madison and Rankin and go through the exact same thing we did the last 10 years, with hyper-inflated property rates.

Nah, I'm good.

If we are forced to move it will be out of Mississippi! Y'all can have this foolishness.

Anonymous said...

If the media doesn't report crime, it's just a perception of crime, right?

Anonymous said...

Soooo, JPD just had 11 officers quit. This after JPD spend $500,000 for the police academy to train five new officers.

This is all part of Lumumba's plan to make Jackson "the most radical city on the planet."

Anonymous said...

Several years ago a city councilman who will here go unnamed made the statement on a radio show and I paraphrase, "That those white folks that don't like it can just leave, so what...This is the capital city...". He is STILL a councilman but I'll bet he won't say that now. Mission accomplished.

Anonymous said...

As long as there are apartments and rental property around, there is no safe haven anywhere in Jackson or the metro area period. Nowhere. The child thugs are now the children of adult thugs who cannot/will not control them.

Anonymous said...

Nothing but animals

Anonymous said...

2:12 That's like saying that guns are the root cause of the problem. Apartments and rentals ain't the problem; it's the people living in them. But no one wants to point the finger.

Anonymous said...

Feb 19, 2022 | Income-tax phaseout up for debate in long-poor Mississippi

" Mississippi is accustomed to being first in worsts: It's one of the poorest, unhealthiest states in the nation, with public schools that are chronically underfunded. "

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/income-tax-phaseout-debate-long-poor-mississippi-83000651

Anonymous said...

I still think my plan of giving all the thugs a Glock, plenty of bullets ,a bottle of Seagram's Gin, and locking them in the coliseum. Last man standing gets a suitcase full of $100 bills and a one way ticket to Bora Bora.

Anonymous said...

i have 50 guns and not a single one has murdered me or anyone else yet.

Anonymous said...

1:21

You stay put in Jackson buddy.
That will be one less home for sell in NE Jackson competing with the rest of us trying to give away our homes. No one wants to be the last man on the sinking ship. It’s time to put on those emergency life vests and stick a for sale sign in the yard before we all drown in the Baby Choke flood.
@11:26 is right on point.

Anonymous said...

That’s the idea 1:21pm, while my property is hyper inflated I am jumping ship out of Mississippi completely. The deteriorating metro along with voodoo economics in play at the capitol will cause a great exodus from the state. I would wager that Mississippi will soon have 3 Congressmen maybe 2.

Anonymous said...

1:21 showing their foolishness thinking inflated property rates are just local to the Jackson metro. We are actually way lower than the national average in term of property selling prices and other foolishness. Only places experiencing a decline in property rates are places worse off than Jackson.

Anonymous said...

The real estate listings in NE Jackson show lots of (gun) fire sales, vs. Madison County is a seller's market by far. You snooze, you lose, and good luck to those deciding to jump ship.

Anonymous said...

2:48 duh. nobody said apartments or rentals are the root cause. But most often the people causing the problems are not stable homeowners. Especially in those neighborhoods where they are new residents. Everybody knows it's the people. Jeez.

Anonymous said...

It seems like Mayor Chucky Antard Ludumba's plan to defund the JPD through attrition is working perfectly.

Krusatyr said...

@1:21
Agree, put the whole state in r.view mirror, not just boy mayor... HOWEVER, a $250,000 house in Jackson is literally a million in Austin or Denver or Destin, so have a cartel bag man die on your porch holding 750G before you call the mover.

Anonymous said...

" No one wants to be the last man on the sinking ship. It’s time to put on those emergency life vests"

That advice is about 40 years too late.

Anonymous said...

Not to worry your Richard's 96 gal trash can will protect you

Anonymous said...

I would wager that Mississippi will soon have 3 Congressmen maybe 2.

2040 at the earliest to lose one seat.

Anonymous said...

It is now time to Declare Marshal Law in Jackson starting with removing the Mayor. These officers deserve better along with. the citizens!

Anonymous said...

1:21 nailed it. Why sell for $100k and move 3 miles and buy the same house for $600k knowing full well you have ten years before you do it again? If you stay, the most you can lose is $100k. If you sell, move at least 600 miles away. Not 6.

Anonymous said...

Martial law involves the temporary substitution of military authority for civilian rule and is usually invoked in time of war, rebellion, or natural disaster. When martial law is in effect, the military commander of an area or country has unlimited authority to make and enforce laws. Since the Mayor keep saying Jackson is in a State of Emergency, would this not apply if implemented ?

Anonymous said...

Only a Jackson apologist would take the nonsense @10:06 seriously.

Anonymous said...

back in the day we built homemade forts in the woods out of old lumber tin etc. and have dirt clod wars. threw water balloons at pedestrians from our moving car. we lived on the edge....

Anonymous said...

39211 has been invaded by thugs and hopeless, ill bred, mannerless litterbugs. Can you not see? Do I have to hit you in the face with a wet mop?

Anonymous said...

"You dumb suburb/rednecks need to shut up and give Jackson money because of faux guilt.
I mean...This type of crime is found in ALLLLL the large cities.
And besides, we save at least 30 minutes on our commute.
So we don't mind the lack of leadership, because we are artsy and cool and woke."

-every Jackson cheerleader left

This Black Family is Staying in JXN said...

Only a Jackson apologist would take the nonsense @10:06 seriously.

10:06 got you all up in your fragile feelings because they'd rather leave Mississippi than overpay you for your 1800 sq. ft. home? LOL

If I'm overpaying, it's going to be in another state in another city with an airport that has more than 3 airlines. More than the 3 types of Asian cuisine. Various Caribbean restaurants and all 4 major sports are within a 30-mile radius.

Jokers think the stink of Mississippi goes away once they are in the comfy confines of Rankin and Madison counties. LOL!!!

You are still in po'dunk Mississippi like the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

@12:44
You should leave Mississippi now. Please go. Now. Thanks


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