Thursday, October 7, 2021

Huntin' with Lynn

Coming soon: The Lynn Fitch fund-raising tour to a burb near you.



59 comments:

Anonymous said...

Guess she has to do her quail hunt in Purvis because stepmom (and sister) won't let her use NBF home in Marshall County.

Anonymous said...

HARD Pass, heck if its free i would still pass

Anonymous said...

I noticed at the bottom it states Paid for by Lynn Fitch for Mississippi, it should really say Paid for by other people for Lynn Fitch FOR Lynn Fitch

Anonymous said...

I hope she shoots better than she lawyers. Could be a Dick Cheney situation for anyone looking to buy her.

Hookah said...

The AP Stylebook holds that an event cannot be described as an “annual” event until is has been held in at least two successive years.

Anonymous said...

Rules, 2:30, Rules. We don't need no f**king rules out here at Philbilly Consulting.

Who you gonna call, anyway? The AG? a
Already been proven they don't care 'but yore rules - just look at the folks busted by Shad for breaking rules. Them AG folks got too much other stuff to he worried 'bout. You know, tailgating. Shooting. Redecorating. Writing letters complaining. Looking for next year's gig. And of course, studying inheritance law.

Anonymous said...

2:30 Oh shit!!! Glad you nailed her on that one. I'm not sure the social media buzz will ever subside on that major screw up.

Anonymous said...

can i get some 'rona funds to cover the cost?

Anonymous said...

I think the word she is looking for is inaugural. You can't have a first annual. I think its the third occasion you call it annual.

Some one needs to hunt for Lynn. She is MIA

Anonymous said...

Brought to you by NCC Ventures LLC?

Anonymous said...

Dang, them Quail must be full Cocaine. I would love to go but I’m tired of kissing Ass for a favor!

Anonymous said...

Too bad she can't be bothered to do her job prosecuting Shad's cases. It's almost like she sees him as a political threat or something.

Anonymous said...

Nick and Teddy have RSVP’d. Who else is going?

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I do not fit the mold of the type folks who will be hanging at this party. No, sadly is wrong.....thankful sounds better.

Anonymous said...

for many professionals, such as lawyers, words have meaning.

Anonymous said...

Last week, the US Supreme Court heard oral argument in the case of TN v MS. Fitch delegated the argument to one of her assistants. The lawyer for TN was making his 50th argument in the Supreme Court. Not a fair fight. Fitch was there, but did not speak.

Anonymous said...

Don't look at me, I didn't vote for her.

Anonymous said...

Anyone that pays those prices is getting something in return. I'm sure all of the smart people will be there. You got to pay if you want to play.

Anonymous said...

It could be worse - prison quail.

Anonymous said...

I see she's still doing everything EXCEPT her actual job as AG.

Anonymous said...

a little late for me to RSVP

Anonymous said...

Looks like Lynn needs to clean up her invitation mailing list so they don't go to people who will share them with KF.

Anonymous said...

Wish she would take a few shots at Canton Municipal Utilities & the corruption taking place there that the State Auditor has referred to her office for prosecution.

Anonymous said...

let them eat cake

Anonymous said...

majority of attendees will be out of state plaintiff lawyers

Anonymous said...

4:05, what makes you think these are not invitations sent to KF? :)

Anonymous said...

Lynn gearing up for her next big race. Do the attendees get MHP protection as well?

Anonymous said...

Heard John Coughlin is serving Dickies BBQ for the dinner

Anonymous said...

The little bird doesn't look like a quail.

Anonymous said...

At least she's doing something other than that abortion thing.

Anonymous said...

a lifelong hunter here.
you read right, I'm a hunter , not a shooter.
bunch of candy asses shooting lame and tame quail and pheasants on a shooting preserve.
i wonder if ms fitch even knows what a shooting preserve is? i doubt if she will ever even figure it out.
she will see all those birds and and think 'wow , i sure picked a good spot to go hunting''

Anonymous said...

In the words of Afroman, "I get nervous as I swerve through Purvis".

This has to be a joke. After all, who in their right mind would drop that much cash to listen to Lynn? Oh wait, this is still Mississippi. Never mind.

Who owns Longleaf Plantation?

Anonymous said...

somebody better tell ms fitch that pheasants dont inhabit mississippi and quail season doesn't open till thanksgiving day................................... oh wait ,,,,,,, just a moment.....hold the phone...........this is a chicken manure shooting preserve...... not a hunt.
seasons dont apply and all birds are pen raised and released .
in that case
fire away ms fitch ,and be carful and dont shoot the guy or gal next to you like dick cheney did.

Anonymous said...

id bet my last dollar that the whimps on this "hunt" couldn't even hit those pathetic pen raised birds while in flight and the "guide" told them to just shoot em on the ground.

Anonymous said...

what is she running for

Anonymous said...

At least she’s got some rooms set aside at the Holiday Inn in Oxford. Nice.

Anonymous said...

There ain't a quail to be shot in Mississippi, thanks much to fire ants. Governor Bryant had an exclusive right to hunt up at Louisville at that 'clip wing' farm where they let birds loose who could not fly 30 feet.

It's real good, too, to see Kingfish's moratorium on Fitch posts lifted. I wonder why no such moratorium existed following the posting of the deaths of the black sheriff and prior District Attorney. Of course this post won't see the light of day.

Anonymous said...

5;24

Longleaf is owned by Warren Hood

Anonymous said...

6:16

There are a lot of wild quail left to hunt. But only on properly managed land. And while fire ants have played a role in it, the biggest factors in their demise is poorly managed land (I.e. greed), the old timers killed way more than they should, and small mom and pop farms are a thing of the past (again, greed).

Anonymous said...

The fact that it is hosted by land owned by the Hood family is a huge concern. The Hood family is the closest thing to the mafia that Mississippi has ever seen. Poorly gained riches anyway. Old man hood didn’t have to fight the war, and bought up all the land from families who couldn’t farm it because their sons had to fight.

Anonymous said...

4:10 She will never touch Canton Utilities because she knows she will need those votes in the future.

Anonymous said...

ms fitch , on her lil invitation card , has the stinking nerve to call this a "hunt".
it s a fake hunt ms fitch ....just as fake as you and every other clown mississippi politician.

Anonymous said...

Who is purchasing her hunting outfits?

Anonymous said...

I love the fact that some clown advising Lynn was like “I know, let’s do a quail hunt. That will really help you relate to the red necks you have snowed. They’ll think you’re one of them.” And they end up at long leaf shooting wounded birds. And now Lynn has to eat crow instead of quail.

What a joke.

Kingfish said...

More than a few politicians have fund raising shoots

Anonymous said...

Great format for fund raising - outdoors, shotguns, fellowship and fun.

Anonymous said...

650pm
Could you elaborate more?
Sounds like good reading. Any good sources?

Anonymous said...

Only a fool would support such person!

Anonymous said...

Jeff Landry is likely going to be the next governor of Louisiana. Hmmmm....what is Lynn planning?

Anonymous said...

7:57, is it also a hunt when a person sits in an elevated deer stand with a scope mounted on a high-powered rifle on the edge of a custom-planted field complete with a timed corn feeder?

Anonymous said...

to 11;31..........if what they are hunting is a free ranging wild animal and not some pen raised knockoff in a high fence enclosure, yes ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
thats a hunt.

Anonymous said...

Are the birds mandated to be vaccinated ?

Anonymous said...

Anyone who's been on a "Canned" quail hunt knows most of the time, the birds are so tame, un used to flying that they have to be kicked up, unless you use the remote spring/sling boxes that throw them into the air. Been over 15 years since I heard a wild covey of quail. An acquaintance told me about 16 years ago there were a quite a lot of wild quail left in Oklahoma.

I remember in the 70s when the Coyotes arrived. The Weyerhaeuser logging roads didn't have gates then, most of the land wasn't leased and it was just dirt or mud roads. Weyco didn't spend money on gravel then. 1st thing I noticed was the Roads were covered with Coyote feces, full of rabbit hair. Then the wild rabbits disappeared. Eventually a few came back, but they lived near someone's house who had a dog & 1 dog isn't going to usually catch a rabbit, but will keep the coyotes away. Then the quail disappeared totally. A few Mexican? Quail were around but they would actually light in trees. Turkeys dwindled. It took probably 15 years before I saw a wild rabbit that wasn't near a house.

Now we have Deer that have been brought in by millionaires for their fenced in 1000s of acres, that have also brought in CWD in areas of MS the disease hadn't spread to. But these same millionaires have special Hunts just for the MS Game & Fish Commissioners, pay for the mounting, always an open Bar and a 3-4 star quality kitchen capable of cooking anything they desire...sometimes the Hunting preserves even have state paid Interns from the Universities to help work or breed the deer.

One employee that worked at one such preserve replied after he finished up for the day...I asked via test message...How many Deer did you breed today. He replied about 125. I told him he must be exhausted and did they also provide the Viagra...He replied...you SOB, you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a Fitch-Fan by any means.
I still snicker about her Syrupy "Family Values" AG Campaign ads on Supertalk.

But Hood would be doing the same thing, just not as slick.

( Hood's "zoo shoot") would be much cheaper and with no where near the extra wax and Armor All .

Anonymous said...

to 7;;;57...you don't know much about hunting ,do koi?
the plains indians routinely burned areas of the prairies to create young new growth grass that attracted deer, elk, buffalo and antelope.
a homemade food plot.

Anonymous said...

"More than a few politicians have fund raising shoots"

I challenged you earlier to name them but your radar took exception to the challenge. It's still open, JJ. You can't count shooting coconuts out of Hawaiian trees.

Anonymous said...

wow!!!!! 5:13 tells the truth and actually has some thing intelligent to say. very rare on this site .

Anonymous said...

I have had the impression for a long time that the well-connected use the Miss. Dept. of Wildlife, Fisheries & Parks to treat the resources of the state like a private club.

I'm on the outside, so I don't know any of the particulars. That's just the impression I get. It started when forested land at a state park was cleared to build a golf course in the 1990s.

Anonymous said...

This would be a bargain if you have been on the board of Canton Municipal Utilities(CMU).


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