Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Sugar-Busted?

Too Sweet barely avoided going back to jail today.  Hinds County Circuit Judge Faye Peterson ordered Robert "Too Sweet" Henderson, Jr. to make himself available for a mental evaluation on July 8.  Henderson skipped a similar appointment last week.  Judge Peterson held a show cause hearing today.  Henderson interrupted Judge Peterson several times with nonsensical questions as he did his best to imitate Vinny Gambini  in the dimly lit courtroom.  A Hinds County grand jury indicted Henderson in 2016 for bribery and being a felon in possession of a firearm. The short video of the hearing is posted below.





Judge Peterson said she was ordering a mental evaluation of Too Sweet because she wanted to see if he was mentally competent to understand the proceedings.  She jailed him for Seven Days in May after he became unruly in the courtroom.  7 deputies watched Too Sweet in case he went WWE yet again in Courtroom #2.

Too Sweet's first statement made one wonder if he was in the same courtroom as everyone else.  Henderson said he was making "a special appearance as the beneficiary and executor of the estate of Robert Henderson."  He did not mention "jr.".  He said he was claiming common law jurisdiction.  "Also your honor, according to the 1951 power of appointment act, I have the right and obligation and power to appoint U.S. Trustee to the estate, to prosecute Stanley Alexander as trustee, " said Too Sweet.  Watch the rest of the video as Henderson repeatedly makes similar statements. 

Judge Peterson serenely sat through it all and matter-of-factly told Too Sweet his objections were denied.  Judge Peterson ordered him to appear at the office of Dr. Chris Lott on July 8 at 7:00 AM.  Henderson refused to answer simple "yes or no" questions.  Judge Peterson said he was making a "mockery" of the hearing.  "You're asking me a question so I'm asking you a question," replied Henderson.  Judge Peterson repeated her order and adjourned the hearing. 

Kingfish note: The hearing  was eerily similar to a scene from a certain movie about lawyers.



Good job, Judge Peterson. 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

This post is worth it just for the clip from one of the greatest lawyer movies ever! Mr. Henderson might want to re-read that pah-dun he got from the gubner. It doesn’t cover future acts.

Anonymous said...

"allow me to vaginate or clitify my prior excoriations"

In Living Color

coffee and cornbread said...

attempting to pull some sovereign citizen tomfoolery but doesn't understand that circuit court doesn't handle civil matters. thanks for the chuckle KF.

Anonymous said...

Any posts critical of this imbecile will be labeled by the Jackson Faithful as racist, so why even post?

This whole nonsense is a waste of the court's time, a waste of law enforcement's time, a waste of the time of those gawking in the gallery and a waste of time of everybody reading my post as well as this thread.

Meanwhile, I will search the Amos N Andy archives for a more appropriate legal-type comment.

Anonymous said...

3:40 circuit court does handle civil matters. Don’t get so caught up in making a joke of others that you instead make yourself look idiotic.

Anonymous said...

Judge showed good temperance, i would have Ordered him detained till mental evaluation cause he either completely crazy or making a mockery of the court, either way he would have been doing it from a jail cell

Anonymous said...

June 4, 2019 at 3:28 PM Thank you. I laughed out loud. I needed that.

Anonymous said...

Jackassery at it’s best!

Kingfish said...

There are quite a few defendants who lost multi million dollar judgements that would like to get them thrown out because they were filed in Circuit.

A.J.Calhoun said...

Yore Honor Ma'am - With profoundmost apologies to this court, I must on my own behalf and on behalf of the estate to which I associate myself, et all, and such, petition herewith and most immediate, that the court allow this matter to cease and die on the vine since I have discovered that I am not who I earlier claimed to be.

Be it therefore alleged, to wit, that the note I have in hand being written by my grade school principal shall be taken by the bailiff to your hand as proof that my name was heretofore and on earlier occasion changed, without my knowing, by the school janitor in concert with the gym teacher who both extablished a disliking for me during my third year in fifth grade.

Therefore, and To Wit, with prejudice and judicial ceremony and publication in a suitable local newspaper I ask the court to remand to the city dump any and all record that shall or should or might refer to me in the vernaculary, with due deliberation and speed.

Furthermore, I ask on behalf of myself and my client (which is also myself) and other embodiments as I from time to time take up, that your honor instruct a certain local Jackassery Blog to cease with slander and tarnish being applied to my reputation with a most broad brush.

Otherwise, your honor, I will see you in court, a real court, not a kangaroo court as in the present instance.

Signed under duress / Algonquin J. Calhoun

Anonymous said...

Too sweet is crazy like a fox. He knows exactly what he's doing and why he's doing it. He is, indeed, making a mockery of the legal system. We'll see how successful he is making a similar mockery of the psychiatric profession.

Anonymous said...

Sadly...When he is determined to be mentally incompetent, he'll be free to roam the streets, untouchable.

Anonymous said...

4:60pm

circuit handles criminal. chancery and county handle civil. justice court also handles minor civil matters.

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