Thursday, June 27, 2019

Woman Arrested for Sex W/Minor

JPD tweeted the following statement and mug shot.

Suspect, Shelby Simmons-23, is charged with statutory rape for her alleged sexual involvement with a male minor that occurred on last month.


Kingfish note: She was released on her own recognizance.












43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor student.

Anonymous said...

Former beauty queen @ Hinds. She could have the town. What a stupid move.

Anonymous said...

Damn I was born to soon...

Anonymous said...

How old was the lucky devil?

Anonymous said...

It will take about a month for that young man to wipe the smile off his face, but his street creds will remain valid.

Anonymous said...

I made the mistake of tangling with a Wayne Co. woman years ago. The entire town is built on drama, lies and nepotism. As my mom says, Peyton Place.... Par for the course.

Anonymous said...

What kind of culture do we live in? Who is going to make the complaint? You would do that to your son?

If we are talking about a 3 to 10 year old victim, sure there's a problem. If it's an adolescent give her a ticket and send her home.

Meanwhile the corpses pile up like stove wood from street killings.

Because you’re worth it said...

My hairdresser always says “never trust anyone who colors her hair from a box”

Anonymous said...

1:21 pm There's an ignoramus in every group. You've identified yourself.

Please put " long term psychological and developmental effects for a victim of statutory rape".


Then you may also look up murder cases where the adult got the teen lover to kill their spouse.


I guess you are childless. Please don't reproduce.

Anonymous said...

I will be the first to say that she is a hot little item according to the photo. However, somebody has to be the adult. If the male was underage, then she is at fault. Period. She has to say no. That's the way the law is, and that's the way the law should be.

Anonymous said...

How old was the lucky guy?

Anonymous said...

https://www.instagram.com/shel_baybe/?hl=en

I'm sure the 15 year will be devastated for life

Quint said...

" Dead eyes , black eyes like a doll's eyes" she doesn't seem to be li'vin..."

Anonymous said...


Not guilty !

Anonymous said...

What if the roles were reversed? Underage girl and 22 year old man. There is a reason for the law.

Anonymous said...

I think she should have her cognitive abilities tested and plea mentally defective.

Anonymous said...

$20 says she was oil drilling

Anonymous said...

I always knew this site had a large number of creepy old pervs, but wouldn’t have thought it was this many.

Anonymous said...

These types of crimes are treated less harshly than if the genders were reversed.... as they should be!

Kingfish said...

This site? Go check out the FB comments for WLBT and WAPT about this story.

Why do you think they are old? You don't think a twenty or thirty something year old would say the same thing?

Anonymous said...

Her Facebook page is rather....ummmmm.....intriguing.

Anonymous said...

Looking over her social media presence, she's a self absorbed, influencer wannabe narcissist. Her parents surely are so proud of their Wayne Co trash baby. Why come to Jackson to trash it up, she should have headed to Nashville to land herself a spot on the Dirty.com for the 615.

Anonymous said...

In my best Southpark voice: "Niiiice."

Anonymous said...

This poor lad is facing years and years of counseling, and that's just to get the smile off his face.

This Won't Hurt Much said...

"Former beauty queen @ Hinds. She could have the town."

..And probably HAS had. I'd be headed to the health department.

Anonymous said...

A girl that has the looks that she does USUALLY sways toward deep pocket Sugar Daddies. I don’t have Facebook or the others so I’m asking how old the young guy was?

Anonymous said...

I’m in the know on this case. They boy turns 16 next month. He has denied any contact. It was the mother who made the accusations after the child ran away from home and was eventually located with the accused and her family. The mother attempted to press charges in Pearl, then Brandon and was unsuccessful. Amazingly, JPD took the case however at the initial appearance even the Detective said there was little evidence and “two sides to a story” which is why she was released on a 30 year felony for free. ROR’d.

Louis LeFleur said...

Thanks, 7:54, for that background info. Hopefully correct info, certainly possible. Still, if it happened, the scenario is probably something like
this

Anonymous said...

Out of her rather voluminous social media collection of racy photos, you pick one that appears to be from junior college prom? Ppppffftttt

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Sorry, but I didn't read anything about student/teacher in the opening statement. If 7:54 is correct, where is the actual jurisdiction? ROR'd on a Felony Sex case just doesn't make sense. Does babies momma have a beef with this woman like maybe she lost against her in past pageants? My friend is curious.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Thank you 9:08.

Kingfish said...

I'm just curious what some of you were saying a few weeks ago when a cop was discovered having sex with a 15 year old girl.

I'm sure he was a strong young buck that most women wouldn't have turned down either, so it made it ok, right?

Anonymous said...

That's just an attempt at a stupid f'ing argument, Kingfish.

Men and women ARE NOT equal. It's not the same and it isn't supposed to be the same. The hormones are different, the chromosomes are different. The sexes are different. This is a social more' issue, not a legal or ethical one.

regardless, a duly sworn LEO having sex with an underaged teenager is not, in any conceivable way, relative to a 23yo civilian female having sex with a soon-to-be 17yo male

Louis LeFleur said...

KF, wasn't that 15 year old girl hanging out in nightclubs that she shouldn't have been able to get into, dressing provocatively, and probably getting drinks, such that she wouldn't appear to be 15? Maybe I dreamed that.

Anonymous said...

10:01, you lost credibility when you decided to fudge the numbers. He's about to be 16, not 17. And a 15 year old has no oil for which to drill.

Maybe he paid her to dance for him and while he watched, it, um, got out of hand.

Cynical Sam said...

Louis LeFleur - My man!

Anonymous said...

If there's no video it never happened.

Anonymous said...

Y'all ever notice how weird these people are who use screen names? As if the screen names aren't goofy enough, they constantly post really weird stuff.

Goofy Screen Name said...

Young man, I'll give you five years to wipe that smile off your face!

Anonymous said...

I guess weird and goofy are the new code words for racist uneducated bigots.

John said...

Did you really say it occurred on last month???

Anonymous said...

John, 6/30 @ 1:50

If you'll notice, all of the JPD press releases say "on" yesterday, "on" last month, "on" today...seems to me they need to hire a communications director that is able to speak proper English.

and just to add, 5:27 hit this one right on the head, with the exception of the fact that she probably already has numerous accounts with websites like sugardaddy.com or establishedmen.com to which many of the men on this blog probably belong, absent their wives' consent of course.

Anonymous said...

Please. I'm sure the poor kid is absolutely traumatized.



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