Monday, June 17, 2019

Live.... From the Redneck Riveria.....

Dunno which writer thought of this but it's all true. 




17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Orange Beach and the quality folks that area attracts these days.

Anonymous said...

Yep. All true. And each successive 50 miles to the west it gets a little redder. All the way to Baton Rouge.

Anonymous said...

That’s Panama City and that’s exactly what it’s like. Destin likes to act like they are in another country just like Madison acts like they are in another state. But you ain’t.

Kills some people that the writers base this in Panama City and call it Flora-Bama. Shoe fits the whole strip. .

Anonymous said...

The chief requirement to be a writer at SNL is to have no talent.

Anonymous said...

The people of 'Stankin Rankin'? No wait its them NE Jackson kids. No wait, Madison Kids from MCHS who failed out of Holmes CC.

Anonymous said...

I won't name names, but since the son of a fairly well-known attorney/political candidate from the Jackson area ate a hamster during a spring break from Ole Miss and a wide range of Madisonians/Mississippians from high schoolers to their middle-aged parents are regularly arrested for an assortment of drunken stupidity down there, this seems uncharacteristically tame for a SNL parody.

StarRider said...

Maybe it won't be the stupidest thing I'll see today, but I bet by the time the smoke clears it will be top three.

Anonymous said...

Its sad how SNL will produce this rubbish and you will share it. Would you do the same if a video was created that mocked the shenanigans of Black Spring Break?

Anonymous said...

I usually go to Massachusetts beach at my eastover neighbors beach house in Marthas vineyard. However, he sold it not long ago so I guess I will start going to 30A... anyone like 30A?

Anonymous said...

@10:28

I think you protest too much. If KF doesn't dally in "Black Spring Break" or whatever the hell that is, then why would he post about it.

Kingfish said...

Guess you missed This post

Anonymous said...

This is totally racist against whites. I don’t like when people play the race card, but this takes it too far and it’s NOT FUNNY. I completely understand why the president wants to investigate these fake news comedy shows and take them off the air, this is ridiculous. Hopefully Tate and Phil will pass a law to make unfunny shows like this illegal in this state.

Anonymous said...

30A is a symbol for both IQ and BAC- 30/.30 average. Thank God for the stickers, so you know to stay back from their cars. This was filmed in one of the homes there. And, they still haven't replaced our stop sign.

Anonymous said...

This is so unfunny and offensive that I think we can all now see why there should be a law against it. At first I thought Trump was wrong for trying to prosecute and lock up unfunny tv shows, but I think he now has the last laugh as everyone can see that these people should be locked up. Thanks for shining a light on this thuggish behavior KF.

Rod Knox said...

If 1:10 and 2:38 aren't being sarcastic they are seriously funny in their sincerity. And what's really funny is that Tate and Phil might consider outlawing SNL on Mississippi stations when they give the Mississippi coast the mocking it deserves.

Anonymous said...

1:10, well I ain't racist. I like this and Archie Bunker and Amos n Andy. Why live your life without laughing???

Rod Knox said...

George "Kingfish" Stevens should be revived on one of the re-run channels 7:33.

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