Tuesday, June 4, 2019

DeNiro Would be Proud!

Just a couple of panhandlers having a Gentleman's disagreement over compensation, territory, and shifts by the Target on East County Line Road.

Credit: Cortessa Edwards on Facebook.


5R5P said...

DeNiro is a pussy. Just because he has played a tough monster doesn’t mean shit. I promise you he has never looked into the eyes of someone who is trying to kill you. He would shit his depends and run straight for the SAG complaint dept.

Anonymous said...

I noticed that intersection was free of active commerce this morning.

Anonymous said...

That was just an undercover RPD officer shooing the interloper to the south side of County Line.

Anonymous said...

Good job on the Pon-Far music in the background.

Anonymous said...

Both appear able-bodied. Imagine that.

Anonymous said...

Good job Kibfisher, spit on the downtrodden...it becomes your audience.

Anonymous said...

Dang a real turf war! Yellow shirt ought to put his sack down and get serious

Anonymous said...

downtrodden my ass. you obviously have no idea who most panhandlers are do you?

Just Need Five Bucks To Get To Memphis.. said...

I've had the pleasure, multiple times, of watching these types from the sixth floor of the St. D. Jackson Heart Clinic patient-room windows. Standing there looking down at the intersection ramp of Lakeland at St. D, watching them change shifts, watching them go from trotting along, able bodied, to assuming a full limp and often pulling out a cane to assist their gate.

These people are milking the poor folks driving to work. Hillarious to watch them 'work' both the up ramp and the west bound outside lane of Lakeland heading toward Old Canton. They limp, then they trot, then they drag a leg, then they walk swiftly away when shift time comes and another replaces them.

The only difference in these scoundrels and hookers is that WE are the ones getting screwed.

I've often wondered who keeps up with how much they owe in taxes.

Anonymous said...

@5:39 AM is spot on.

They wouldn't exist if gullible bleeding hearts (ala suckers) didn't keep paying them.

Offer to take them to a fast food joint to buy them a meal, and see what happens. They will tell you to fuck off (literally).

Theca Jones of the Roguish Gent Podcast said...

Can't wait until they get into Madison.

Anonymous said...

If you feed a stray cat, it will stay at your back door.


Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Been listening to my police scanner this morning. The cops have run the panhandlers off at the frontage roads at both Northside and Beasley.

I've seen the big guy in the video before - really aggressive panhandler who's out in the right-of-way all the time, approaching cars and begging for money.

Anonymous said...

10:21. ole 8:556 is just your typical little self-pity liberal, who had no friends or self esteem growing up.

They have to resort to trying to make others feel as bad as they do, because they're so pitiful. It only gets worse because they end up marrying an ugly, bitter woman like Nancy Pelosi or Dianne Feinsteinor worse yet Bernie Sanders or Al Franken........

Anonymous said...

It's been awhile, but there have been stories on or in local media showing that most of the panhandlers are doing quite well financially and see this as a career path. They're like the Medusa: Don't look into their eyes!

Anonymous said...

Ah, Roguish Theca: Panhandling, vagrancy, hitch-hiking and loitering are illegal in Madison, The City. Try standing out at Wal Mart with a cardboard sign or hitch-hiking on the interstate at the brick overpass....Wait, Theca probably already has tried that and got his ass roused.

Ophelia said...

I don’t quite understand the kerfuffle here. Mendicants exist in every place, and have existed since recorded history began. It is easy enough to simply ignore these in Jackson; just keep your windows rolled up, your eyes averted, and what is the problem? I certainly prefer these roadside grifters to the ones in European cities, who get right up in your face in public squares. Harmless, but frightening and infuriating.

Anonymous said...

Obviously one of them didn't have a union card and the dedicated union man was protecting the brotherhood.

Anonymous said...

Nobody...NOBODY...comes close to Wheelchair Man, who moves up and down State Street. Ive witnessed the van that drops him and chair off at that day's corner then come back a few hours later to pick him up. If you look even sideways at him he will blow his top and, honestly, I've not heard such a stream of cussing in my life. He ends it by giving the finger.

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