Monday, June 24, 2019

"Don't You Get Tired of Begging White Folks?"

The Reverend P.J. Williams and Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth Stokes yukked it up yesterday morning on the Good Reverend's weekly radio show.  They discussed all sorts of groovy topics such as how to steal water, animal rescue, and election cheating. 

Start at 11:30.   They start talking about how to reconnect water service through um, clandestine means if it's turned off by the city.  Mr. Stokes also  "Why would you put Foote over the budget, who don't know his behind from a hole in the ground?"  Yup.  He said that as he lectured on the city's failure to budget for bond payments.  He also accused District 4 Justice Court Judge Jimmy Morton of winning by "cheating" four years ago but repeatedly referred to him as the "white man" instead of his name.  Mr. Stokes next complained about "begging money from white folks" at 35:00. The circus is posted below.  Enjoy. 


34 comments:

Anonymous said...

No outcry from Mississippi Today? No hand wringing from the Clarion Ledger? No peep from Jackson Free Press?

Anonymous said...

Never can take more than 5 minutes listening to this cast.

Messick said...

The Rev. should pass the plate to:

1. Buy a new phone with better resolution.
2. Buy cleaning materials so the lens won't be smudged and blurry.
3. Buy some hand soap so his greasy, sweaty digits won't smudge said lens.
4. Buy a Bible and read it.

Anonymous said...

BUUUUUUUNNNNDD Money

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Jimmy Morton stayed up all night worrying about Stokes' comment. Meanwhile a female candidate to replace Morton got arrested for domestic battery a few months ago. Same female who Morton defeated 4 years ago and same female who contested the election....which is funny when you consider there are only two white elected officials in the whole county, and some people still claim somehow all of the black-democrat elected officials conspired to let the white guy win.

Anonymous said...

Until either the State comes in and takes it over or Jesus returns, this City is finished. Period. NO chance of rehabilitation!

Anonymous said...

Calling all racism police! Please check your own back yard!!

Anonymous said...

It's like a race to the bottom of the IQ barrel. It's a close race and a deep barrel for these two.

Anonymous said...

So I don’t have to weed through it, what’s their thoughts on animal rescue?

Anonymous said...

Who could actually listen to this? Terrible

Anonymous said...

What is the time mark where they talk about animal rescue?

Anonymous said...

Jackson Free Press.

Where is the INSTANT outrage that we are so used to hearing from you?

Donna? We are sure you are going to put this out in the light for everyone to see, right?

Anonymous said...

There is a special place in Hades for racists and race-baiters, and that include Jackson and Sharpton.

Anonymous said...

Kenny's buddy, David Archie, has his principle residence in Dist. One. See http://www.co.hinds.ms.us/pgs/apps/landroll_list.asp?name_sch=archie+david&submit1=Search

Anonymous said...

If two white guys got on the radio and said half of his they would be run out of town. These two are racist people are ignorant if they believe only whites can be racist.

Tired of begging white people for money. i'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO HELP MY FELLOW MAN REGARDLESS OF color. But You listen to ten minutes of this will seriously make you think twice

Anonymous said...

2:20, what is listed on David Archie's candidate forms? The Shady Oaks St address is indeed in D2, but the other one is D1.

He sure has gone quiet lately.

Ruined said...

This is exactly what’s wrong with America

Anonymous said...

Vern Gavin and Joanna Archie challenged the 2015 election results in District 4. They claimed that Judge Morton and Supervisor Morgan were unlawfully seated. At the hearing they offered no evidence, they were just hoping the roulette wheel landed them a sympathetic judge. Ironically, Jon Lewis (white) challenged his loss to Leon Seals (black) in the same district. The news articles were very interesting i.e., the comments by two black candidates claiming the majority black election commission rigged the election against two black candidates, while the third black candidate (Seals) repeatedly claimed the election was sound. Archie and Gavin have been on the radio for months claiming the last election was stolen from them. November will be interesting if either of them win a primary, which is not a given in either case. And having Stokes yammering in their support will not help them in District 4. The black folks in that district are not idiots like the ones in Stokes' district.

Anonymous said...

It’s around 18:00 that he talks about dogs & cats. Kenny said one of his dogs is in heat right now, as he laughs. Unbelievable, why would I have thought his dumbass would spay or neuter his animals?!

Anonymous said...

12:05's "Jesus returns" comment got me thinking:

What would be your honest prediction as to the status of Jackson in 50 years?

a. By some miracle, it's revived into a decent mid-sized city;
b. It limps along and looks a lot like today;
c. It's broken up and/or taken over, but at least some parts of it survive and see improvement;
d. It literally ceases to exist -- a Soviet-style abandoned city;
e. Other (specify).

Anonymous said...

Correct 4:08. Both Gavin and Archie tried to find anything they could to claim that the election results were wrong. Spent a few days doing a ballot examination, looked at all the paperwork and ballots - couldn't find anything.

In court, they presented zero evidence of anything wrong. Because there was a competent judge (not from this jurisdiction) he spent thirty minutes listening to their 'nothingness' and then dismissed their election contest.

While Jon Lewis did file a contest shortly after the election (which as you say put Leon in the reasonable position of arguing all was ok) Lewis did not pursue his contest all the way to court.

Hopefully we won't see any more of the ridiculous claims from Gavin or Archie again. Hope the Democrats keep them bottled up in the primary.

Anonymous said...

Stokes is the funniest.

But I hate to laugh at those like him.

I was taught not to laugh at such people when I was kid.

Mom always told me . . . "they couldn't help it, they were born that way".

Anonymous said...

Could we just give Jackson to Louisiana?

Anonymous said...

Serious question, why did Stokes quit the Hinds County board and go back to the Jackson city council?

Anonymous said...

Watching Stokes is like watching the 3 stooges all in one

Geo. Jefferson said...

I had hoped for years that a replacement would come along for the Amos N Andy show. And both even feature a Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

Stoke left HCBOS because we was the little walrus on the beach and could get nothing accomplished for his 'peoples'. He came back to the city council so be could be the BIG BULL WALRUS and slang his girth around !

Anonymous said...

10:56 I agree with the three stooges comments, Its a shame he cant slap himself.

Anonymous said...

5:59 why on earth would Louisiana want Jackson they have enough problems without adding this shithole. Jackson has zero to offer anyone.

Anonymous said...

10:05, we could claim there was an error in the title of the Louisiana Purchase.

Anonymous said...

Let's get the Corps of Engineers to re-route the Mississippi River over to Yazoo City then down to the Pearl then back west to pick up Port Gibson. Viola. Louisiana. And we got rid of the USACE at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Stoke left HCBOS because we was the little walrus on the beach and could get nothing accomplished for his 'peoples'. He came back to the city council so be could be the BIG BULL WALRUS and slang his girth around

At about that same time his wife was elected to a judge slot.....salary 135,000 and upwards. He could take a salary cut to go back to the Council because the Mrs. was underwriting his grocery bill.

Anonymous said...

Good question 7:26. Not enough kickback in the county!

Anonymous said...

I don't know what's bigger Kenneth stokes mouf or his @ss...

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