Jackson Jambalaya

This post is worth it just for the clip from one of the greatest lawyer movies ever! Mr. Henderson might want to re-read that pah-dun he got from the gubner. It doesn’t cover future acts.

"allow me to vaginate or clitify my prior excoriations"

In Living Color

attempting to pull some sovereign citizen tomfoolery but doesn't understand that circuit court doesn't handle civil matters. thanks for the chuckle KF.

Any posts critical of this imbecile will be labeled by the Jackson Faithful as racist, so why even post?

This whole nonsense is a waste of the court's time, a waste of law enforcement's time, a waste of the time of those gawking in the gallery and a waste of time of everybody reading my post as well as this thread.

Meanwhile, I will search the Amos N Andy archives for a more appropriate legal-type comment.

3:40 circuit court does handle civil matters. Don’t get so caught up in making a joke of others that you instead make yourself look idiotic.

Judge showed good temperance, i would have Ordered him detained till mental evaluation cause he either completely crazy or making a mockery of the court, either way he would have been doing it from a jail cell

June 4, 2019 at 3:28 PM Thank you. I laughed out loud. I needed that.

Jackassery at it’s best!

There are quite a few defendants who lost multi million dollar judgements that would like to get them thrown out because they were filed in Circuit.

Yore Honor Ma'am - With profoundmost apologies to this court, I must on my own behalf and on behalf of the estate to which I associate myself, et all, and such, petition herewith and most immediate, that the court allow this matter to cease and die on the vine since I have discovered that I am not who I earlier claimed to be.

Be it therefore alleged, to wit, that the note I have in hand being written by my grade school principal shall be taken by the bailiff to your hand as proof that my name was heretofore and on earlier occasion changed, without my knowing, by the school janitor in concert with the gym teacher who both extablished a disliking for me during my third year in fifth grade.

Therefore, and To Wit, with prejudice and judicial ceremony and publication in a suitable local newspaper I ask the court to remand to the city dump any and all record that shall or should or might refer to me in the vernaculary, with due deliberation and speed.

Furthermore, I ask on behalf of myself and my client (which is also myself) and other embodiments as I from time to time take up, that your honor instruct a certain local Jackassery Blog to cease with slander and tarnish being applied to my reputation with a most broad brush.

Otherwise, your honor, I will see you in court, a real court, not a kangaroo court as in the present instance.

Signed under duress / Algonquin J. Calhoun

Too sweet is crazy like a fox. He knows exactly what he's doing and why he's doing it. He is, indeed, making a mockery of the legal system. We'll see how successful he is making a similar mockery of the psychiatric profession.

Sadly...When he is determined to be mentally incompetent, he'll be free to roam the streets, untouchable.

4:60pm

circuit handles criminal. chancery and county handle civil. justice court also handles minor civil matters.

@7:00PM
Kingfish,
Judgment. The correct word is judgment. “Judgement” isn’t a word.

wrong again, scooby. They both work.

@3:49 - County Court handles criminal cases as well as civil. As does Justice Court.