Jackson Jambalaya

You can't fix stupid.

Good boy. He just didn't want to be late taking his momma to church.

He must have thought he was in Hazard County being chased by Roscoe and Ennis. Sadly, there was no bridge to jump for him to get away. . .

Wonder how many baby mamas he has?

Dean Wormer was correct. 8 years of college, down the drain.

Oh, window tint violation. I see a lot of really dark tinted windows. I didn’t know that law was still in place or enforced.

Well......dude does have impressive hair.

You can't see it in the photo with the press release unless it's considerably enlarged, but in the CL photo the perp obviously has a large bandage on his right cheek. So when the the claims of police brutality begin?

There are millions in this country just like this guy now. I wonder what their fates will be 20 years from now ? I'm usually a pretty optimistic person but I don't see how this can do anything but get worse.

10:00 am, in 20 years this guy, and those who behave like him, will either be in dead or in prison. Occasionally, one has an epiphany and changes their ways, but it's not common.

So this guy thought, "I haven't paid my tag and my license is suspended, so I'll get high and go out for a drive."

Brilliant.

Any reason that among all those charges he wasn't cited for speeding?

@10:17 AM - He probably was cited for speeding. Don't expect total accuracy from the media.

@8:00 AM - the "tinted window" violation is needed for the initial car stop, as profiling wouldn't be proper.

@9:54 AM - there will be a ghetto lottery application in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... by the dindonuffin's auntie.

@7:56 AM - probably many, and all spitting out future dindonuffins to increase the cash flow from Uncle Sam.

Good job by all LEOs involved...cleaning up Madison County one low-life at a time.

You can always tell when there is a high speed pursuit and they are stoned. More than half the people driving on I55 are going this guy's "top speed" during the pursuit.

This may be the first time anybody has EVER been charged in Mississippi with 'window tint violation'. That law has been the subject of routine scoffing for fifteen or twenty years. Half the cars in Jacktown have tint in violation of the law. This will get him five to seven.

@7:57, it was actually John Belushi's character "Bluto" that said "7 years of College down the drain."
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This was clearly a bad mistake running from the police and he's lucky no one got hurt. Don't know his background, but hopefully this was a one time deal and he will learn something from it. Not sure why this is news, half the commenters here have probably had a couple too many and driven. Some get caught, most don't.

7:49
Thank you Sir, may I have another-

@9:09 PM It's news because he ran from the police through multiple jurisdictions. This isn't you basic good ol' boy DUI.

@9:09PM

You wouldn't want to put a friendly wager on whether this was his first offense or not would you ?

Mr. Smith has enjoyed accommodations at the Madison County Bed and Breakfast on 5 prior occasions for various and sundry reasons.

We really hope he enjoys our hospitality during his stay with us again.