Friday, August 3, 2018

Convicted!

Reeves Barbour was convicted of simple assault yesterday in District of Columbia Superior Court.  The court did not sentence Barbour. 


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WTOP reported in May 2015:

The son of former Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour was arrested in D.C. early Friday morning on aggravated assault charges.

Haley Reeves Barbour, Jr. was at a bar when a man complemented his wife. Police say Barbour then started to make fun of the man’s hairstyle, and then repeatedly punched him in the face.

Barbour claims the man touched his wife inappropriately and says he was defending her, though his wife never told police she was touched inappropriately.
 The victim sued Barbour for damages.  The case has not yet been adjudicated.



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a used car salesman suit if I've ever seen one.

Anonymous said...

I know this is knuckle headed and counter productive but this makes me smile. Not everyone has yet taken Huffpost's advice to shed ourselves of our toxic masculinity and learn to cry. Bunch of g**damn hookie pookie is what that is. Go ahead, tell your little Johnny it's ok to cry. While mommy may like her little cry baby, all of us guys who have every had any experience with girls knows nothing will get them running to the hills faster that a man who is overwhelmed by life and cries like a little bitch.The ones who say different, and have some sexual/dating market value, notice the difference between their friendzone and date zone.

It's almost as if yes Mississippi was backwards and behind the curve at one time but liberals have become so obsessed with being sissies/globo homo nonsense and degenerated to a point that we have sat around long enough to be back on top baby!

Anonymous said...

Uhhh...what, 3:14? Wrong post. This isn't the Open Thread.

Anonymous said...

KF - do you have any new pics of the missus? Asking for someone else.

Anonymous said...

3:14,
WTF are you rambling about? Sheesh man, but the hooch down and slowly back away.

Anonymous said...

Damn, nice trophy wife!

Anonymous said...

Looks like a nice girl from a good family.

Anonymous said...

3:14pm I get what you're saying. Someone touches my wife, I'll pop them in the nose, too. KF--kind of over the top on the CONVICTED! headline. Your fundraiser was last month so chill. It should read DEFENDED (his wife's honor)!

Anonymous said...

Well, you know the old saying, "Guys in glass suits shouldn't throw punches..."

If you have ever had your picture taken in a suit from Joe Pesci's garage sale (or you didn't play "Ignorant Thug #2" in Goodfellas), you really don't have a lot of room to be giving hair-styling commentary. Yul Brynner will have a full head of hair before that suit is stylish. Yes, I know Brynner is long-dead, but that suit ever being in style is fantasy land, too.

Anonymous said...

Two dumb questions:

1) Why did it take three years?

2) Why is here there no sentence?

well, another...

3) Who the hell wears a suit that makes you cringe like fingernails on a blackboard?

Anonymous said...

What a couple of pigs.

Anonymous said...

Reeves had the final plans for the 8 billion dollar failed power plant...when he got arrested, they wouldnt allow him to come in and make it work....

Anonymous said...

I can just hear Ole Haley at Christmas. Sitting there in the big chair in his jammies. "Come over here sugar and sit on Dad's lap."

Anonymous said...

Boss Hog couldn’t buy his baby’s way out of a conviction? Hmmm...this tells me two thngs:
1) DC ain’t no ass backwards Mi$$i$$ippi.
2) Signaling the end of the Barbour era! There are two other signals the Barbour era is over-Boss Hog couldn’t buy Whit Hughes a Congressional seat AND Boss Hog wont be able to get Tater Tot elected elected gubner. If you’ll also remember-Boss Hog’s last handpicked Gubner candidate didn’t get elected and the state got stuck with Philbilly for 8 years. My vote is for Hood. Been nice knowin you Boss Hog and No-show Marsha. Xoxo

Anonymous said...

I’d hit that. And by hit; I mean square in the jaw. And by that, I mean Haley’s son

Anonymous said...

It looks like the Mississippi version of "Keeping up with the Kartrashians"..."F'ing Up with the Bartrashians," starring Jen Bartrashian and Reeves West. Unfortunately for Haley and Marsha, I doubt they are as pleased with their offspring's boorish behavior as the Kartrashian pack leader/mother seems to be.

Anonymous said...

Remind me....who was Haley's pick for governor over Feel?

Time to hitch up our britches said...


"Joe Pesci's garage sale "

LOL.

That's funny.

Anonymous said...

What makes anyone so sure Haley tried to bail Junior out...yet again? Like him or not, Haley is pretty old school and it wouldn't surprise me if he hasn't had his fill changing Junior's diapers, especially given the number of times Junior has shit all over himself and his parents. I also wouldn't be surprised if Marsha has gotten over any inclination toward the "...but Haley, he's our BABY..." stuff, too. And I'll bet Junior living out a Jerry Jeff/Confederate Railroad song with a trailer park Kardashian wannabe didn't help his case in the least.

Anonymous said...

was it not that fat, lobbyist , toad frog , governor haley barbour who weighed in on the subject of "trophy wives" back about 2006 during his re-election campaign??????????????????

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the natives are beginning to eat their own.

Jacksun said...

How did the kid of a rich Daddy end up being such a disgusting Redneck?

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