Tuesday, August 28, 2018


Can't decide whether to laugh or cry while watching this video.


Anonymous said...

It'll be on the lot tomorrow at Herrin Gear!

Anonymous said...

Question: Who swam down and hooked up the wench cable? And what does one charge for that added service?

Anonymous said...

You laugh if it was your buddies; you cry if it was yours.

Anonymous said...

That is a serious wench....

Anonymous said...

How many Yeti coolers were lost when Bubba's pick-em-up truck went to the bottom of the lake?

Anonymous said...

That is one thorough car wash!

Anonymous said...

Wench cable: used to pull loose women from the lake

Winch cable: used to pull soggy car from lake

Anonymous said...

Some grade A dumbassery there

Anonymous said...

We are Farmers...da da da da da da da
We know a thing or two cause we’ve seen a thang or two

Cooter said...

It's neither a wench cable or winch cable, it's a wire rope.
And to answer August 28, 2018 at 3:15 PM, many times, as part of the responding rescuers, they usually have a trained diver that will assist with that. Otherwise, it's the operator's job.
About the cost, it depends on what agency initiated the call, or request for recovery. It can range from $125.00 - $300.00

coffee and cornbread said...

I am a diver and there is absolutely no way i would dive in Crystal Lake. Ya'll know Jason was down there and Bubba woke him up rolling his truck off in his lake. Nope. No way.

Louis LeFleur said...

This isn't that uncommon. At least this guy managed to launch his boat. The really bad ones are where the boat hasn't been released and the plug wasn't inserted. Then bye bye vehicle and boat!

Anonymous said...

4:22 judging by the Chrome window trim, I'm guessing no Yeti coolers.

Who the hell launches a boat in that lake? Its nasty, not but about 3' deep, and there are no fish in there. Its basically a big retention pond where the sketchy folks park at the boat ramp and "do things".

Anonymous said...

I know the owner of the truck.....that's a hell of a wench.

Anonymous said...

It takes more than 3' foot water to completely submerge a truck.

Anonymous said...

Thats one way to get insurance to total your vehicle...

Anonymous said...

$125 - $300 is a fabulous price. My daughter hit a deer. The friendly Madison County deputy said, "Let me call a tow truck for you." He called Capitol Body Shop who charged over $700 for towing the car less than 10 miles. I was shock when State Farm paid it (of course I footed the bill with the insurance premiums).

$700 for ten miles. I guessing there is a cozy friendship between Capitol Body Shop and the Madison County Duputy(s).

Anonymous said...

@8:19 Tow services are charging inflated rates all over the state when insurance is paying, whether called by law enforcement or not. Several shops in north MS average over a $1,000 per tow. The shops around the JXN metro are even charging an "administration fee" - basically the call comes in to XYZ Body Shop's front desk, then they "administer" the dispatch to their tow truck driver, XYZ Tow Service (which has same owner, same logo, same garage address, same employees, same billing system, etc as the body shop). If AG Hood really wants to help average Mississippians get the most out of their auto insurance without increasing rates, he would address this sort of thing.

Anonymous said...

No "Salt Life" stickers were injured during the filming of this vehicle retrieval.

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