Tuesday, June 26, 2018

"Leadership Changes" at JPD

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba will hold a press conference Thursday afternoon at 2:30 in the Ceremonial Room at City Hall to discuss "leadership changes" at JPD.  It appears JPD will get a new chief.  

17 comments:

Perkn said...

i really feel sorry for who ever takes this position. not really!! your a dumb a$$, until you get someone to prosecute who you arrest. good luck baby choke!! how does someone justify 1 murder every 1800 civilians in a year. good luck!

Anonymous said...

What all do be happening at the ceremony room and when can I use it?

Cynical Sam said...

This means that there will be a new guy for the mayor to micromanage.

Anonymous said...

Always sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher when these people talk.

Clovis Ledbetter said...

I ain't tryin' to call the Mayor ignant, but I think the folks of Jackson already done found it out.

Anonymous said...

Only racist need apply...
If your black and well qualified don't apply because you will be passed over for a simple minded minion yes man. This is a shadow position at best.

Louis LeFleur said...

Is this confirmation of your OUT! post re Moore being replaced by Deputy Chief James Davis last Friday? Why on earth would they wait a week to make the announcement?

Anonymous said...

Why can't he just make the change and release a statement having done so? Do we need a ceremony like Lebron signing to the Heat?

Justice for JPD said...

Agree with @9:51. Baby Choke just can't get enough of the cameras and public spotlight. I had high hopes for him initially but no longer. He is just another politician more interested in catering to his base instead of actually fixing problems. One wonders how he finds the time for all of these public events.

Burke said...

Uh, guys, the mayor is a politician. At least he doesn't screw everything up with Delphic tweets every five minutes.

I miss Lee Vance. Things have been going to hell in a handcar since he retired. Relatively, of course.

Anonymous said...

Burke,
You are right. He doesn't screw everything up with Delphic tweets every five minutes. He screws everything up and then tries to hide the fact that he did so. That's the politician-wanna-be in him.
Name one thing that Chock-a-block has done since he was elected that actually helped Jackson.
All these posters that opine about "having high hopes for him initially" are just as stupid as the rest of his constituents. Only difference is the constituents are wide open and honest about why THEY voted for him.

Anonymous said...

James Davis is going to be named interim Chief of Police. The man has done nothing besides being a member of the SWAT team. He is close friends with the Mayor’s bodyguard Vincent Grizell. He is universally recognized as a buffoon inside the department.

Anonymous said...

James Davis is a yes man, the Mayor will be able to dictate to him how to run the department verbatim. This is sad that the Mayor is completely inept at finding a qualified individual to lead JPD.

Cynical Sam said...

Baby Choke should just designate himself as chief. The salary savings could be used to fill pot holes.

Anonymous said...

Jackson Airport is recruiting for a chief of police. Fortunately this position reports to the airport authority.

Anonymous said...

You mean the airport authority that's appointed by the mayor?

Anonymous said...

5:47 PM You caught my sarcasm. :)

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