Friday, June 22, 2018

AIRBORNE!!!

Somehow the driver survived.  WLBT posted this video.


34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Made it to national news on GMA this morning.

Anonymous said...

Poor lady. Her gas tank is on the driver side.

YEEEE-HAAAW! said...

Looks like them ol' Duke boys is at it again!

Remember when they was in Louisiana last year?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad this young lady was not hurt, but with all due respect to her, she should be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible. It's obvious from the video that she was driving recklessly and waaaaay in excess of the posted speed limit on Old Fannin Road. She's lucky no one was seriously hurt or killed. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Anonymous said...

Amazing no one was hurt.

Anonymous said...

Looks like throttle stuck or something broke in steering. That was somewhat high speed to be turned sideways without getting clipped. Glad she was ok.

Anonymous said...

The woman driving has been charged with a DUI.

Unknown said...

She has since been charged with DUI, per WLBT.

Minnie Fay said...

They didn't like the high gas prices.

Anonymous said...

Nailed it!

Justice for No One said...

Poor girl has been through enough. All the haters wanting persecution to the fullest extent of the law need to back off and quit being so judgemental.

Anonymous said...

Her name's Shelby Lynne May and she's kinda hot, looking at her mugshot at least.

Anonymous said...

Will the driver learn a lesson having dodged the grim reaper this time or does she have a death wish?

Anonymous said...

Amazing she was walking a pretty straight line after.

Anonymous said...

NASCAR has been searching for a driver to replace Danica Patrick. She would seem to fit the bill perfectly perfectly. Obviously, she can take a licking (no sexual pun intended) and keep on ticking. What a woman!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'll bet you lunch she was messing with a smart phone while driving DUI

Louis LeFleur said...

Justice, she already being persecuted here. I believe you mean prosecution.

Anonymous said...

You ain't thankin if you is drankin in Rankin.

Anonymous said...

Pending a more close up photo...I'd hit that!

Anonymous said...

Oh get out of here with that pity nonsense 12:53, unless you are being sarcastic. She could have gotten someone, including herself, seriously injured or killed. She deserves every bit of punishment and I hope they give her the max allowable.

Anonymous said...

On her Facebook page, she recently asked her followers to post a GIF to describe her.

No lie - several poster Fast and Furious and NASCAR images.

Anonymous said...

Glad she's ok. Based on her Instagram we may be seeing much more of her in film one day.

Anonymous said...

4:13 Based on her Instagram, there isn't much of her left to see that we haven't already seen..........if you scrolled just a little

Anonymous said...

Too Fast Too Furious: Resevoir Drift

Anonymous said...

Well, the good Lord looks after drunks and fools, and by the look of things she had double coverage.

Anonymous said...

The lady has trouble at the bank ATM and then TAKEOFF just like Bo and Luke Duke!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGzTfeaaehY

Anonymous said...

Did she hit a pothole, manhole or pile of dirt?

Anonymous said...

12:00 - she was by the reservoir where they FIX potholes... And, after checking out her Insta - I'd definitely hit that!

Anonymous said...

And yet Frances Fortner, whose life was actually amounting to something, had to die. What irony - and what a pity.

Anonymous said...

6:34 - Are you suggesting this lady's life did NOT amount to something? What judgmental bullshit. The real irony here is that you actually felt good about your post.

Anonymous said...

Remember you don’t have to be drinking alcohol to be under the influence. Judging, I’m sorry, looking at what she was wearing she came from her job at a restaurant and yes...those people loooovvve smoking them left handed cigs...and more! If there had been a family parked there getting fuel then it would have been much worse. Thank God it wasn’t

Anonymous said...

Or, 12:23, she could have come from tennis lessons with your wife where all the hoochie-lookers do love their vodka. Or maybe from a hospital shift, just ended, where most of the girls find a way to pocket a hydro or two during an eight hour stretch. Or maybe snortin' with the girls at the face-lift place. Let's not limit our imagination to restaurants.

Anonymous said...

So, since it's more than $5,000 damage, and DUI, won't she be charged with a felony?

Anonymous said...

"6:34 - Are you suggesting this lady's life did NOT amount to something? What judgmental bullshit. The real irony here is that you actually felt good about your post."

June 23, 2018 at 10:25 PM

If by "this lady", you mean the person whose car would have maimed or killed or immolated anyone who happened to be in its way, when it landed by the gas pumps, then YES. That is exactly what I was suggesting.

But no: the REAL IRONY is that YOU feel so threatened by my post. You must be a total winner.

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