Thursday, May 19, 2016

Louis gets another day in court

The Mississippi Supreme Court issued the following order in the appeal of Louis Kuebler:

This matter is before the Court on Charles Kuebler's Petition for a Writ of Certiorari. After due onsideration, the Court finds that the petition should be granted. IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED that Charles Kuebler's Petition for a Writ of Certiorari is granted. SO ORDERED, this the 16th day of May, 2016.

Here are the brief and the Court of Appeals decision.  Kuebler was convicted of murdering his girlfriend  in 2010. 


Anonymous said...

holy cow

Anonymous said...

Can't believe he hasn't gotten himself killed in prison yet.

Please Sign The Register said...

Who wants to read all that shit to see who Kuebler is? Really!

Anonymous said...

That just means the Miss.S.Ct. is going to hear the case. But there was so much error in that trial, it WILL be reversed.

Anonymous said...

Lead defense counsel royally fucked up the defense in that case. That won't be considered on direct appeal, but this scum probably does get a new trial at some point in time.

Anonymous said...

New trial, same outcome. Evidence overwhelming.

Anonymous said...

it will take a few years if he gets a new trial. case is already six years old, could be ten at any retrial. witnesses disappear, memories fade. JPD worked this case... victim had gunshot residue on her hands which enables the suicide theory. no slam dunk if he gets a new trial.

Anonymous said...

Suicide theory? Good lord- Why is it that this theory only comes up when the killer is some rich guy? Oh the victim was sooooooo distraught- I was only trying to keep her from killing herself? Rubbish-

Anonymous said...

Except there was evidence to support a suicide theory. The judge just refused to let any of that evidence come in. That case is getting reversed. They don't have to even get to the fact that "lead" counsel was senile.

Anonymous said...

That girl was begging for help; this jerk is a psycho; he tried to flee; etc etc.
He's guilty, but his parents will pay any amount to let the psycho free again.

This brief (which apparently wasn't proof-read) is a good example of why I couldn't handle criminal defense...Lying to get a guilty nut off doesn't appeal to me.

Anonymous said...

Kidd allowing the "flight" instruction is enough to reverse it without reaching the other issues.

Anonymous said...

F-f-ffr-fff-ree L-l-l-la-la-ouie!

Anonymous said...

To all the 'legal experts' who rejoiced when his appeal was affirmed by the court of appeals last september......WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

Anonymous said...

9:54 am - Maybe people were rejoicing because they were glad this piece of garbage is locked up, where he should be. Maybe you are being sanctimonious a little too soon, because he ain't out of jail yet.

Anonymous said...

to 9;36pm, ahhh another "legal expert". I'm willing to bet you got your law degree from the university of nancy grace, and you practice in the sovereign state of fox news. your law license is probably signed by bill o'rielly.

Anonymous said...

3:12 pm - Dumbest comment I've read in a while.

Anonymous said...

to 3:12, you are just too stupid to understand the implication. you must be a 'legal expert'.

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