Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Clinton PD nabs two bizburglars

The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement:

Clinton, Miss. (May 4, 2016) Clinton Police have arrested two individuals wanted in connection to the April 11, 2016 burglary of Birdwell Electric in Clinton.

On April 11, 2016, at approximately 0642 hours, a burglary was reported at Birdwell Electric located in Clinton, Mississippi. The lock to the entrance gate had been cut and entry to the property had been made.

Forced entry was made into the office of the business. The building's video surveillance digital recording device had been significantly damaged in an attempt by the suspect(s) to destroy any video evidence.

The Clinton Police Department has charged Anthony Alesandrelli, 55 YOA, of Raymond, Mississippi and Marshall Creel, 45 YOA, of Brandon, Mississippi with business burglary.

 Anthony Alesandrelli, was arrested at his residence on the evening of May 3, 2016 and booked into the Clinton jail. Alesandrelli has multiple felony arrests in Mississippi and Texas. According to the MDOC website, Alesandrelli is currently on parole from the Mississippi Department of Corrections.

Creel had been arrested by the Byram Police Department on April 19, 2016 and was being held at the Hinds County Detention Center in Raymond on a business burglary warrant. Creel has multiple drug and property related arrests in Mississippi.

 At this time, CPD detectives are following leads to locate and recover the stolen items. Alesandrelli and Creel are facing one (1) count of business burglary, which can carry a seven (7) year prison sentence.

“I am proud of the detectives and officers of the CPD for their professionalism and dedication to the residents of our city in solving this crime,” stated Chief Ford Hayman. “This is a positive step in reinforcing our zero tolerance attitude towards crime in our city.”


Anonymous said...

Too bad CPD didn't get to test out those new rifles on these two thug targets...

Anonymous said...

CPD does not mess around. They should have an interesting stay at the Hinds detention center. Hoping they have some confederate flag tatoos.

Anonymous said...

Clinton will prosper, this zero tolerance policy toward crime will
make all the difference in the world for keeping people feeling like
making Clinton their home. Jackson only looses people from not
wanting to be a victim of crime.

Anonymous said...

Glad these thugs are off the street

Anonymous said...

These guys look ancient. Are they drug users?

Anonymous said...

Too bad RSS will "prosecute" these two. Will be interesting to see if he does his job.

Anonymous said...

Meth photos.

Anonymous said...

"These guys look ancient. Are they drug users?"
May 4, 2016 at 8:55 PM

I think we can safely assume that those are 'faces of meth'. Alesandrelli seems to have already lost his teeth to Meth Mouth. Poor guys. Pity the police couldn't just put them out of their misery. It would be such a blessing, if we really did have nice little Death Tablets, like the ones handed-out in 'On the Beach'. Guys like that could just go to sleep. Their problems, and society's problems with them, would be over.

Kingfish said...

Faces of Meth

Johnny Weir said...

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
I am a, two hours of pushin' broom buys a
Eight by ten four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means, caause I'm a king of the road
Third boxcar midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't pay no union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means,cause i'm a king of the road
King of The Road. I'm just a King of the Road
I know every engineer on every train
All the children and all the good names
every handout in every town
And if it's locked it ain't locked if no-one's around
I say...
Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let fifty cents
I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road
'Cause i'm a King of the Road
I'm just a King of the Road
King of the Road

Anonymous said...

Definitely Faces of Meth going on here. take a look at Creel three years ago.


Anonymous said...

RSS 'might' do his job, or make it appear that way, as these two are on the light side.

Anonymous said...

Looks the same to me except longer hair in the earlier picture. Obviously a druggy though. If it was meth, he'd be unrecognizable over the span of three years. Regardless, he will be a large hit in the general-population-exercise-yard.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:27 - You have done it now, I will have that song King of the Road running through my mind for days. Plus, by knowing that song, we have both acknowledged being alive during the Eisenhower administration

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