Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Vote today.

We got a Mayoratorial race in Jackson today.  Consider this an open thread.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the biggest vote of all time for Jackson. If Junior go in run for your life..

Jane said...

Voting against Precious Martin's candidate. If everyone who has been stiffed by Precious votes for Yarber, Yarber should win in a landslide.

Anonymous said...

tony did a good job not getting pegged as the white mans republican candidate. it would be hard to do so considering where he is from and his past but still always good to distance yourself from that if you are a candidate running in jackson.

he stayed out of ne jackson for the most part and didnt get any endorsements from whitey. that being said it doesnt matter what he does today. lefleur east area is too quiet today. there should be signs everywhere saying to go vote. im worried precincts 32-35 are gonna be very low turnout.

Anonymous said...

If Yarber wins Detroit has to go back home.

Anonymous said...

If chokeweed, jr wins today my house will go on the market and I will sell it for what I can and leave this sewer behind. I was born here and am in my mid 60's and find it unbelievable how the current powers to be have destroyed everything that can be destroyed. Now, a retard that advocates a separatist "nation" of blacks only will probably win? You must be kidding? These clowns make the KKK look like choir boys. disgusting.......

Anonymous said...

Notice how Donner hasn't been even remotely as vile and hateful dogging Precious @ Free the Lumumba over his behind the scenes PAC role orchestrating the Yarber attack ads as she was in her odious attacks on Wilson Carrol some years back.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to my property values increasing this afternoon around 8:30 p.m. or so. If Yarber wins it will only delay it from happening. I like Yarber and hope he wins. Only way it does not spiral into a bowl of sewage!!!

Anonymous said...

11:15 you are correct but Tony will but you a little time.A couple of years tops.

Anonymous said...

@ 11:15 You are so right...I am in the Real Estate Field and have seen far too many people wanting to sell their home due to the Political climate of Jackson. Either way the outcome of today will spell big business for my profession...Tony wins - People will be moving in...Choke Me wins....they will move out. WIN WIN!!!!! I personally hope they move in....

NICKNAR

Anonymous said...

I would rather have Octavian win then that ghetto fabulous Yarber, but seeing how Jackson is full of ghetto folks it's only fitting that they have a ghetto mayor, imagine that image as the mayor if the capital city??? Our capital city is already a laughing stalk why elect someone like Yarbor, at least jr looks the part and speaks the part. But the thugs will vote for ghetto duck lips yarber cause that is all I am hearing . team duck lips. I say we move the capital city to one with a respectful mayor.

Who killed the mayor? said...

For God's sake, don't tell 11:15 that Chokwe's dad did win last time.

He sounds like a nice kid and I'm told he is by people who know him. Either him or Yarber will be fine.

Pittpanther said...

Unfortunately, although crude, 12:24 is very close to the truth.

This election is very much a "North side versus South side" matchup. Or a "haves versus have-nots" if you will.

Yarber is way too country or ghetto to be the face of this city.

Kingfish said...

Yes, someone backed by Detroit who has the likes of Kwayme Kenyatta and orange-haired ladies should be the face of Jackson. I take that back. At least Kenyatta bought a house here. Omari still lives in Ridgeland.

Anonymous said...

No one going to mention Repubs backing Yarber? It's a shame and pity how easy people sell out to the lowest of all

Anonymous said...

Several of 'white man's candidate' and 'repubs backing Yarber'. Question: Why would 'whitey' give a rat's ass which is elected. What's to be gained 'from a white perspective', assuming there is such a thing, by electing one over the other? As far as Jackson's ultimate fate, does it really matter which is elected? Blacks won't be any better off by electing Mumbuloo and whites won't be any better off by electing Yarber and vice versa, topsy turvy. Makes no nevermind anywho.

Anonymous said...

300 votes cast so far at Willie Morris library as of 5 pm. Two weeks ago this precinct tallied 791 votes. Lots of catching up to do in two hours. Pitiful turnout unless everyone votes after work.

Anonymous said...

Question, if yall don't mind. Just talked to someone who had voted this afternoon. they didn't vote on the electronic machines. They voted old way--darken in the circle next to the candidate then push the card into the reader.

any one else hearing about this? She said there were over 200 on the book who had voted where she votes.

Anonymous said...

300 votes cast so far at Willie Morris library as of 5 pm.

You are wrong. You only counted one book or one machine. 584 @ 4:40 PM. BTW, two weeks ago it was 780.

Anonymous said...

4:00 sounds nearly identical to idiot David L. Archie.

Jane said...

I voted at Boyd and that's how we voted.

Anonymous said...

hey 5:16, Hinds (and that means Jackson too) got new voting machines about a year ago. Back to paper. another one of the great grahams great ideas. $2.5 million shot to hell.

Anonymous said...

NE Jackson is like kryptonite to these candidates.

Anonymous said...

I voted at Spann and that's how it worked there, too.

Anonymous said...

Yarber may be the first to prove the hypothesis @ 6:02 PM wrong. One thing is certain, win or lose, cHuckster Jr. will LOSE Ward 1, Belhaven and most of Fondren.

Anonymous said...

The votes are coming a
In and just like I predicted m the ghetto folks want a ghetto mayor, they can have this crap hole of a town. It's time for decent citizens to move out. Cause look at what is now the face of the Captial city,

Anonymous said...

"Pitiful turnout unless everyone votes after work."

Octavian's supporters had jobs? Who knew?

And - paper ballots allowing auditing, unlike computerized ballots where we have no way of verifying if a ballot as cast was what was actually recorded. I think paper ballows, although slower to count, are better to detect fraud.


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