Jackson Jambalaya

I think if they descend upon Jackustan by the 24th or 25th and work like mad all weekend they'll be ready to get their voters to the polls on the 28th. Sounds like a good plan.

What a nut job. Unfortunately, the uneducated electorate will probably send a lot of votes Octavians way.

Spewing more deviveness.

Is this written by one of the 500,000 minions who were supposed to move to Jackson?

Yes, well, this letter should help Yarber in the black community.

The illiterate won't even try to read it and the literate know too much to fall for this BS.

It's the kind of thing that might work in the speeches of someone charismatic.

Doesn't fly on paper.

As a Jacksonian and a Yarber supporter, I do hope all of Lumumba's supporters show up and vote for him on the 28th.

um, after reading this trash (jfp) I would imagine the other guy will win hands down

Wretched writing. It's like someone put all the slogans and some verbs in a blender, and this is what came out. Maybe their slogan needs to be revamped to be "Free the Language!"

The article doesn't even string together a coherent sentence.

I wonder how often the Jackson Free Press and the Jackson Advocate meet to discuss various ways to appear influential.
They are so misguided - tilting at windmills doesn't make one significant in this day and time.

To those criticizing the poor writing, I'm sure it reads better in the original Swahili.

Ser Kingfish, I give you more than you ever wanted to know about Ser Keshs ab blah blah . . . .

Yer welcome.

http://www.forksoftheroads.net/ser_boxley/ser_seshs.htm

11:40 -

Sadly, you couldn't be more wrong. The illiterate retards who elected the father will do the same for the son. It won't be close.

I wonder how many of those who voted for senior have been encouraged to vote for junior and now have a large ham or turkey in their 'fridge, compliments of the corpulent one?

Since there is not a way to comment on the "Ben Allen post" guess it will fit here. Is Sir Ben going to make an endorsement on the air tomorrow? If so, maybe that will offset this wonderful endorsement - probably carry about the same amount of influence. But at least if Uncle Ben makes an endorsement, we could understand his.

I tried, in my head, twice, to pronounce the name of the person who wrote that drivel, but failed. He failed. I failed.

I second the comment re being unable to post on the Ben Allen announcement. Can't we just replay one of McGowan's many speeches about the lake? And replay one of Ben's earlier commentaries on the same subject? With Leland humming in the background maybe?

Dear April 14, 2014 at 8:36 PM,

Aren't we all, deep down inside, libationists at heart?

Darryl Hamilton - not the Baptists, or so they claim :-)

It's difficult to take seriously people who claim to want "power to the people" but who at the same time refuse those people the right to choose their children's schools.

Horseshit! Might be too kind.

A luta continua (in English: the struggle continues) was the rallying cry of the FRELIMO movement during Mozambique’s war for independence. The phrase is Portuguese but was used by FRELIMO leader Samora Machel to cultivate popular support against the Portuguese colonial presence. Became the motto of Mozambique. This all sounds like SEPARATISM instead of UNITY.

KF, to Jackson Advocate's credit, this is a guest writer post, not a Jackson Advocate endorsement.

A fitting use of the term "comradeship". Although they could've spelled it with a 'k', the traditional spelling is more subtle. Thumbs up.

One can only hope this endorsement does for Lumumba what Bennie's endorsement did for Priester.

ok, the debate is on....just who is running? the dead guy or his son? chokeweed, jr. starts EVERY answer with "my daddy" blah blah blah

Why has this runoff gotten so boring? Will there be some endorsements soon from the losing candidates?