And there arose to the north of Eden a
tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the
Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on
their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst
glorify the southern kingdom of the past.
And
for a brief time they didst enjoy success on the battlefield. But in
the second year of the reign of John son of Joseph, a man named James,
of the house of Meredith, of the nation of Cush, didst attempt to enter
the seminary at Oxford. But the Hotty-Toddys despised and oppressed
the Cush-ites, and refused him entry. But the Judges decreed that James
must be allowed to enter. And the Hotty-Toddys rose up with great
vengeance and furious anger, and didst burn their own city, and even
slew two aliens in their midst. And the LORD saw that it was no good,
and was much angered, and uttered a curse upon the Hotty-Toddys:
"THOU SHALT TASTE VICTORY ONCE MORE, THEN NEVER AGAIN SHALL THOU BE FIRST AMONG THY BRETHREN"
And
after the following harvest, they didst enjoy their last great
victory, then their warriors became lost in the wilderness. And a man
named Elisha, who was also called Archie, didst attempt to lead them
back to glory, but was wounded in the land of Eden and tasted not the
fruits of victory. Then a great famine fell upon Oxford, until Eli son
of Archie arrived upon a white horse. Eli led the Hotty-Toddys to many
small victories, and girded his loins against an invasion by the
warriors from Eden.
But
Eli fell backwards*. And a great roar arose, and Johnny of the house
of Vaught, the great king of the Hotty-Toddy past, didst ask "What be
the meaning of this tumult?" For Johnny was a very old man, 93, and
nearly blind. And the Hotty-Toddys cried in despair, "The invaders from
Eden hath carried off the West championship! Our curse is still upon
us, and the Heisman shall never come to the house of Manning."
And
the LORD then caused a great delusion to fall upon the tribe of
Hotty-Toddy, and they drove their general David from their midst, even
though David had led them to victories for the first time in forty
years. And they chose a recruiter of warriors from a western land, Bay
Bay of the house of Yawyawyawyaw, because their delusion kept them from
seeing he was a fool. And Bay Bay disdt tear his garments, and shout
words none could understand. And the LORD loosed against the
Hotty-Toddys bands of Cowboys, and Bulldogs, and even Commodores, who
laid waste to Oxford. And the Hotty-Toddys continued to exalt Bay Bay,
even as half his warriors disappeared from Oxford, and rued the days of
Cutcliffe. And finally Les of Eden came to Oxford and destroyed it once
and for all
1 Samuel 4:3.
Then there arose a false prophet from the House of Nutt. Although he was cast out by swine, the faithful's hope was restored as he trampled the Tiger, vanquished the Raiders of Red, and slew the Cowboy in the House of Jerry. There was much feasting as milk and honey flowed from the rivers of the Delta to the lands of Elvis. However, more sorrow smote the tribe as the prophet's promises proved false when the curse struck him with a madness that left him speechless and confused. The prophet wandered at times on sidelines alone, quiet at times, babbling at others, while the faithful said oh no, we've been cursed yet again. However, Les of Eden was not without mercy as he was indeed a just man and knelt to end the game. 1 Samuel 4:4.
Yeah, I know. LSU has one
loss and Ole Miss lost three games. This IS LSU-Ole Miss. The series
is also a tough one from the LSU side. Don't believe me?
2001: Ole Miss win.
2002: LSU by 1.
2003: LSU by 3
2004: LSU by 3 despite a record-setting rushing performance by Broussard.
2005: LSU blowout because Ole Miss quits on Orgeron.
2006: LSU in OT
2007: LSU comes back in fourth quarter
2008: Ole Miss ass-kicking
2009: Les Miles can't tell time.
2010: LSU wins at the end of the game.
2011: The knee game.
2012: LSU needs 4th quarter comeback to win game.
Then there is Les Miles yesterday:
Sunday, October 13, 2013
The Fall of the Tribe of Hotty Toddy
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19 comments:
Your colors celebrate the debauchery of a Christian holiday and you smell of bad fair food.
you just lost ANOTHER follower with those idiotic comments. get a life, other then cheap gossip and stir-er of the pot
@ 1:35; What gossip are you suggesting? The only thing he left out was "And it would come to pass that the chariot from the town of Trailways would appear to whisk away the son of Mrs. Nutt, the elder, and although it would take a year to load his goods into the chariot, he would depart with bags filled with gold and silver and the tribe would forever wonder what had happened."
Never gets old.
Seems like a football team that has no in state rivals and double the population would always dominate.
Ha but it's LSU.... enjoy your run. Ole Miss is breathing down your obnoxious neck.
ps. "Go to hell LSU!"
4:45 take solace in that half their team can't vote.
Thanks Kingfish, this is funny every year !
A new tradition has taken hold, it's like watching "Rudolph" at Christmas, listening to Alice's Restaurant Massacree on Thanksgiving.
Earlier manuscripts add:
And, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and seventy, God called forth an obscure tribe from the Piney Woods to do battle with the Hotty-Toddys. And Elisha, who was also called Archie, looked upon the Piney Woodsmen and taunted them, “Am I a dog, that you come to me with sticks?” Then the ranks of the Piney Woodsmen parted and there appeared Wee Willie of the House of Heidelburg, the Ethiopian, and entering onto the field of battle he smote the fair-skinned tribe of the Hoddy-Toddys until sundown. And Elisha rent his garments, and darkness covered the land, and panic swept through the streets of Oxford, and Johnny of the House of Vaught took to his bed. And then, after a season of fasting, Johnny rose up from his bed and gathered the elders of Oxford around his feet and proclaimed: “Lets us go forth an embrace the tribe of Cush.”
Hail State ! ! ! 3 wins and climbing
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!! Love your posts kingfish!
Damn!!!! I thought it was spelled Haughty Toddy........
At least it's not "Tighty Whitey!"
I sure hope they show the good ol' film of the All Time Greatest Punt Return In History during the game again....
THAT's a tradition that I look forward to every year... :-)
Great post Kingfish! Love it!
This is beyond hilarious. Living in a land w these Hotty-Totty nitwits - stupid people who somehow have money often - is enough to tax the patience of even Job. Idol worship in spades for these HT fans . That is the curse.And the reason our state is dead last almost in every category .
What about the rumble in the Grove between Bryant's Boys? Word is a ruckus occurred between Kirk Sims, Pierce Moore and the often mentioned Josh "show you the money" Gregory. Somebody bitch slapped somebody while they were following Phildo zombie style thru the Grove gladhanding all who would. Even Coasty Scott Walker was in the crowd. Hotty Toddy gosh almighty who the hell are they, to act up in a this totally embarrassing way? A video of the slapdown is out there.
More to the story in 2003. Best place kicker in the nation misses two FGs, and Ole Miss loses by 3 points to the eventual national champion.
Yep, 2003 Ole Miss kicker Jonathan Nichols hadn't missed a kick of any sort all season, and ended up winning the Lou Groza award for best place-kicker in NCAA football that year. That game, he missed two FGs - and Ole Miss lost by one FG.....to the eventual national champion.
Ole Miss ends up going 7-1 in the SEC, normally enough to get to the conference championship game in Atlanta. LSU also goes 7-1, but because of the head-to-head victory, claims the SEC West's spot in the Atlanta game. And Ole Miss still remains the one team (not counting A&M) from the SEC West who hasn't been to the championship game. Sign....
And the Hotty Toddy tribe surprised the Corn Dogs and took away their hopes of being the No. 1 Tribe in the Land....
Where is the video
Is the video on you tube?
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