Thursday, October 24, 2013

Zoo suffers loss

Here is the latest zoo financial statement as required by its contract with the city. Total revenue was $2.18 million but the budgeted revenue was $2.48 million. Variance of over $302,000. One line that stood out was private contributions. They were $60,000 less than expected. The Zoo suffered a loss of $134,512.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

where is the statement ?

Anonymous said...

That's not really a huge loss. A little more TLC for the property and they may find that they could increase revenue?

Anonymous said...

Looking at their balance sheet, they're overdrawn on their checking account by $220 and they have liabilities of $2,137,086 with no apparent way to pay them. I'm glad they don't owe me money!!

Anonymous said...

Looks insolvent to me....

140 in current asstes (including whatever the hell
is 'animal collections' for 87,000)

vs current liabilities of 650,000

not to mention 'notes' payable.
usually,,, 'notes' imply short term

good luck with dat

Anonymous said...

Apparently they are not paying the Water/Sewer Bill - but, accruing a liability

Old Dad Dan said...

Time to blame it on racist white people while sponsoring a fundraiser in the whitest part of town. Alert the JFP!

Anonymous said...

Close the zoo. It isn't a priority.

Anonymous said...

Moot point if they loose their AZA appeal. They lost accreditation over financial instability and they appealed based on a promise of a 1 year city bail out. AZA accreditation last for 5 years so if you think that AZA board is not going to look at long term viability, I fear you will be sadly disappointed.

Anonymous said...

They have not paid a water bill THIS YEAR!!!! Bill is currently $800, 000+. This should researched and reported too!

Anonymous said...

"Animal collections" (assets) are the estimated value of the zoo animals themselves -- what they could get from other zoos (etc) for those animals. Usually zoos don't buy/sell with each other (in USA), they do breeding/exhibit swaps (eg Cincinnati zoo gives two baboons and a female zebra to the Dallas zoo in exchange for breeding rights to the baboons first male offspring and a giraffe). However most zoos won't or can't (even if they wanted to) work with unaccredited zoos or zoos in bad condition - most zoo insurance programs (yes there is zoo liability and loss insurance) require all animals are kept at accredited (AZA) zoos and usually zoos still "own" the animals they swap (ie San Diego zoo owns a rhino held at the National Zoo Smithsonian at was part of a breeding arrangement or whatever).

The assets are estimates for insurance purposes - they are not liquid.

Anonymous said...

I would not take my kids to "Boo at the Zoo" tonight if you gave me tickets and food for free AND paid me $100 to go. It's not worth the risk.

Anonymous said...

11:43. For accounting purposes, assets like the animals are on the financials at cost, not market value. Unless they're making a departure from generally accepted accounting principals, I would assume that to be the case here. If they made a departure they should disclose it. Yes, I'm a CPA.

Anonymous said...

For the CPA, Would you name such an asset 'animal collections' ?

Anonymous said...

3:18- I don't really have a problem with what calling it Animal Collections as long as it adequately describes what makes up the account.

Anonymous said...

6:41 said I don't really have a problem with what calling it Animal Collections as long as it adequately describes what makes up the account.

it seems unlikely that zoo animals (whether carried at cost or nominal value) would be considered a current asset.

I am just trying to get a handle on what in the world is "animal collection"

Someone earlier suggested it could possibly be related to trades or swaps with other zoos. maybe some other zoo owes Jackson zoo a breeding with a zebra or something like that...

otherwise, I am left with the notion that 'animal collections' might be the big pile of SH*^T collected from the animals.....

Even us non CPA's can smell a stinker

Pugnacious said...

Meanwhile, back at the Zoo.

Sadly, Obama's Special Ops drones have made Central Africa another battleground in pursuit the ubiquitous "terrorist."


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