Sunday, June 9, 2013

The Government is your friend. Relax.

Beckel explodes about the NSA:



By the way, one of our congressmen is on the House Oversight Committee. Another is on Homeland Security. Not a word out of those two.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who is on Oversight?

Anonymous said...

MEMO to America:

DON'T store NOTHING in "the cloud".

Anonymous said...

Not one of ours. Some other committee, maybe?

Benny said...

We have two on House Homeland Security Committee - Palazzo and Thompson.

Anonymous said...

Bennie Thompson has been on the Homeland Security council for a while. He is the one that implied that Nascar fans carry disease

Anonymous said...

Its a kinder, gentler marriage of government and big business. Yes, its a trustworthy fascism.

Anonymous said...

I am guessing most of you would rather get blown up by some nut job Arab rather than have some geek in D.C. know who you call on your cell phone?

Anonymous said...

Quite a racist statement from 4:17 PM. I guess racism is good and acceptable when being used to protect Obama's ass.

Anonymous said...

Racist? Really??? Call it what you want, but I'm not for arresting Norwegian Lutherans when its muslims who want to hack me to death and dance around in my blood (ref: attack in Britain).

Anonymous said...

Best advise.

Don't be stupid on the internet, in public, on the phone. Try to act normal and do the right thing.

I doubt anyone really wants to know about your proclivity for midget porn.

Anonymous said...

7:06 The Boston Marathon tragedy is only the most recent example of our government ignoring clear warnings about specific individuals, and dropping the ball. They should spend less time investigating my phone calls and frisking old ladies at the airport, and more time checking suspicious individuals, especially when they are given warnings.

Anonymous said...

June 9, 2013 at 4:17 PM

Boston Marathon, Fort Hood and now maybe Santa Monica... Maybe they are too busy spying on wrong folk?

Anonymous said...

June 9, 2013 at 10:09 PM

Are you kids on the Internet? They can be stupid naturally? What about texts, cell phones etc...

Anonymous said...

10:30 here again, with apologies to 7:06 (who makes perfect sense).

My comments were directed to 4:17.

Anonymous said...

Profiling is inevitable.

Anderson Wankerson said...

The incompetent TelePOTUS of the United States. But, but it is the NY Times Donner.

JFP Sex Crimes Reporting Bureau said...

State Department memo reveals possible cover-ups, halted investigations

CBS News has uncovered documents that show the State Department may have covered up allegations of illegal and inappropriate behavior within their ranks.
.....
CBS News' John Miller reports that according to an internal State Department Inspector General's memo, several recent investigations were influenced, manipulated, or simply called off. The memo obtained by CBS News cited eight specific examples. Among them: allegations that a State Department security official in Beirut "engaged in sexual assaults" on foreign nationals hired as embassy guards and the charge and that members of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's security detail "engaged prostitutes while on official trips in foreign countries" -- a problem the report says was "endemic."

HCSO Gun Confiscation Team said...

Hey Tyrone, whaddya think of this?

Strain's northwest Houston community of Oak Forest is the first neighborhood in the country being trained and equipped by the Armed Citizen Project, a Houston nonprofit that is giving away free shotguns to single women and residents of neighborhoods with high crime rates.

While many cities have tried gun buy-backs and other tactics in the ongoing national debate on gun control, the nonprofit and its supporters say gun giveaways to responsible owners are actually a better way to deter crime. The organization, which plans to offer training classes in Dallas, San Antonio, and Tucson, Ariz., in the next few weeks, is working to expand its giveaways to 15 cities by the end of the year, including Chicago and New York.

Anonymous said...

Pardon my rant please.
S. 954, the ‘farm’ bill, just passed the senate.

Costs from 2014-2023:
79.6% - $760.5 BILLION = food stamps and nutrition. Yea, food stamps.

Remainder is crop insurance ($89 billion), Commodity Programs ($41.3 billion), Conservatgion ($58 billion) and everything else is $6.1 billion.

co-author of the bill….Senator Thad Cochran. I can’t really think of anything ‘clean’ I can say at this point about Thad.

Many thanks to the actual Senators who voted against this POS bill and who are actually looking out for the farmers.

Anonymous said...

What is the twin engine prop plane that's been circling NE Jackson all afternoon in basically the same pattern and same altitude?

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