Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Election thread.

Interesting night last night.  Richard White became Mayor of Byram.  Phil Fisher kicked ass in Clinton. Bolden held on to win in a squeaker against Fire legend Chip Matthews  as he only got over 90% of the vote.  Greg Davis went down and went down in a way he'd not prefer.  The Republicans lost Tupelo and Meridian. GOP spin doctors will probably say this is good to challenge the party or something like that. Then there is Hattiesburg. Johnny lost by over 150 votes when the regular votes were counted last night. BUT after counting part of the absentee and affidavit ballots, he now has a 33 vote lead. If I read the news correctly last night, there were nearly 600 such ballots... almost as many as there were in Jackson two weeks ago.  Then there is Chokwe. He is now the Mayor-elect of Jackson. He worked for it, took nothing for granted, and earned the victory.  Feel free to comment.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Curious to see who Lumumba names Police Chief and where he put Quinn in his administration.

Anonymous said...

chewbacca = FRAUD

Anonymous said...

Greg Davis went down... ha!

Anonymous said...

In his first words after election, he talks about 'the brothers', with whom he 'can down with'... wow.

Anonymous said...

'be down with' or 'get down with', i can't remember....

Anonymous said...

Agree that the direction is certainly down.......

Anonymous said...

DonnerKay is so happy the write-in vote campaign failed. Now DonnerKay can investigate the 17 write-in votes. For whom did they vote? Who influenced them to vote write-in? Donner wants to research how these 17 write-in votes have disenfranchised other voters.

Anonymous said...

DonnerKay is so happy the write-in vote campaign failed. Now DonnerKay can investigate the 17 write-in votes. For whom did they vote? Who influenced them to vote write-in? Donner wants to research how these 17 write-in votes have disenfranchised other voters.

Her reader is demanding it!

Anonymous said...

I understand that an email went out to thousands and thousands of conservatives in NE Jax yesterday to only purchase vanilla ice cream going forward as a super secret show of solidarity and support for Quentin Whitwell.

The author urged that everyone lay very low about this effort and, if cyberstalked or confronted by Donna or the other cubs at the JFP, to deny knowing that dried vanilla beans are a shade of brown.

Donna Ladd is a Cyberstalker said...

Donna Ladd owes the Whitwells and Ms. Easley formal public apologies.

Anonymous said...

I will now have to check the obits every day to see when Jackson officially dies.

Anonymous said...

What's up with that stupid article in the Clarion axing if these metro area mayors can possibly get along with each other? Does running a city government depend on excellent relationships across county or city lines? That would be a new concept. I doubt the mayors of Clinton, Raymond, Madison, Flowood and Pearl have heard from Harvey in ten years. The only question is, "Can chicken-head possibly understand that he is not king of an island"? The rest of the Metro will continue right along.....as usual. Jackburg got what it deserves.

Anonymous said...

Counting the remaining 115 affidavits in H'Burg now.

Anonymous said...

The country went through racial integration back in the 60s because we were segregated. Based on what I'm seeing, we are still segregated, so Johnson's social experiment has failed. Let's repeal it.

Anonymous said...

Donna Ladd owes the Whitwells and Ms. Easley formal public apologies.

She owes an explanation to a Grand Jury.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday I was in Jackson headed to UMC to the doctor and on Woodrow Wilson there was a person sitting on the corner in front of the fire station across from the medical mall holding a sign for Chewee, upside down. What does that tell you about the people who voted for him.

Anonymous said...

That some of them have vertigo?

Anonymous said...

nope 1:29 PM, not vertigo, just stupid ass people!

Anonymous said...

Chokwe will appoint Regina Quinn as City Attorney. He's quite ill and may not finish out the term. If not, Regina is the heir apparent. And she's not bad at all.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was a secret distress code. Kind of like flying the flag upside down. Was the person you saw wearing a Jackson Country Club golf shirt?

Anonymous said...

@2:12, no she was dressed like she shopped in the garbage bin.

Anonymous said...

That's sounds about right @210. Quinn hooked herself to the right guy . I feel for JPD to have a Mayor who says he doesn't like police.

Anonymous said...

She will be CAO.

Anonymous said...

Any updates re: Hattiesburg mayor election?

Anonymous said...

Dupree LOST.

Kingfish said...

Wrong. Dupree is ahead.

Anonymous said...

I commented Dupree WON and you culled it control freak.

Pretty Please Donna, Pretty Please said...

Wyatt Emmerich needs a mental evaluation.

Wyatt, why don't you just drive over there with a whip and let her whack you around some.

You are such a SUCKER to think that you can ever appeal for even handed treatment from that control freak.

Kingfish said...

No one has won the Mayor's race in Hattiesburg.

Kingfish said...

what did he do?

Pugnacious said...

...there was a person sitting on the corner in front of the fire station across from the medical mall holding a sign for Chewee, upside down. What does that tell you about the people who voted for him.

If there was a sleeping bag nearby, it could've been Enoch "Upside down" Sanders. God I miss Shawn O'Hara, Richard Barrett Enoch Sanders and public television. But you gotta' give it to Enoch for nailing Judge Coleman and Ed Peters to the cross.

Anonymous said...

Pugnacious was allowed to roam the halls during her break and found a computer. She's back on lockdown now. All is well.

Pugnacious said...

The "typrwriterist" Shawn won again in court in H'Burg last week, teaching the Federal judge some new tricks about the rule of law. The Federal judge--in the middle of the hearings--left the bench and went into his quarters to confirm a point of of law after Shawn told the judge to check it out. The judge returned, ruling in the "typewriterist's" favor. Two years ago Shawn was running for some state office and was attending a meet the candidates political forum. When the subject of abortion came up Shawn, the master gesticulator,holding his right hand towards the heavens, and gesticulating with his middle finger said,"Having an abortion is like giving God the finger." What a great T-shirt message.

Anonymous said...

Wyatt Emmerich doubles down on stupid.

You can grovel Wyatt and help out her favorite charities but she's GOT YOU in a subservient position -- because you lose your bloody mind and respond to her -- and she's NEVER going to let you up.

STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. She doesn't give a shit about your family reputation. SHE'S ALL ABOUT SULLYING IT.

Why does everyone else get it but you?

Anonymous said...

Goes without saying that the fact that the Obama administration has been collecting the phone records of Bobby Moak (D-Annandale) must be very worrisome for Mississippi's herd of Donkeycrats.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish you better contact Wyatt because it appears he's gone off the deep end again today. Isn't clear that anyone can reach him.

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