Monday, June 17, 2013

Ouch.

Miss South Carolina moved to Utah:





14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hate to see this get publicity. Girls, like our football players, are teenagers, youngsters, often scared to death, under pressure, high expectations, nervous. Often they don't perform as if they had time to write out a script or have somebody critique their actions in advance of real time.

Many of US on here have hours to think about, write our posts and go back and edit. Still WE phuck it up.

Congrats to all the contestants.

Anonymous said...

While I certainly feel bad for the poor young woman, (girl? really?!) I can't help but think that each contestant knows what they are in store for. If a contestant can't simply and articulately express a point... even if it isn't an answer anyone wants to hear, they shouldn't be up there in the first place. Even a simple "I really don't know what is causing that, but it is certainly something we need to devote resources and time into understanding" would've been better than the deer in the headlights response she gave.

Kingfish said...

Do you have any idea how much money and time they spend on pageant coaches and especially interview coaching?

If I spent as much time and money on it as they do, my radio show would be number one in Jackson.

12:10 Again said...

Yes, GIRL. If college coaches can call their athlets 'our kids', certainly we can know these young women are girls. Obviously this girl folded under pressure. Still I hate to see media further attempt to push them into the abyss of idiotic fool. Would it make you goobs happy if she commits suicide? Some enjoy flogging a dying dog I suppose. She's somebody's baby-girl. PORE THANG. Oh...Bless Her Heart.

meople said...

you have a radio show????? SSSSSSTTTTTRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTCHHHHH

Anonymous said...

Kang-Flush has no positive regard for women. He's not married, constantly berates women, runs contests for hottest television babe, makes crude comments about breasts...........generally has proven himself to be a misogynist. Shall we continue?

Anonymous said...

Attention local TV general managers: Hire beautiful reporters.

We miss the JJ hottest reporter poll.

Anonymous said...

Poor girl, she's one the people in our nation that didn't have a map... like those in South Africa,.... The Iraq , .....& Susha .

Anonymous said...

4:09 - Stop whining like a little bitch. If anything on this site offends you, piss off and go whine somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

4:09 Either that was a lame attempt at satire or you are devoid of rational thought. This is the best site in the Metro.

Cleophus said...

Kingfish tearin' up that anon. thang, ain't he?

The Libertarian said...

Ooooh no, misogeny, ohh, white male patriarchy....ooooh gahd, save us Barack Jesus Obama....misogeny.....ohhh no, male penile oppressor....ooohhh, what.....Tom Head get loose in this thread?

Anonymous said...

It's quite possible for a misogynist to have an otherwise great site, 6:46.

Kingfish said...

They are using code words or insults about me right out of the JFP crowd, which tells you where it is coming from. Yeah, someone who hates women wouldn't have taken the stand I did on Heather Spencer or fight the city as I did. Or advocate tougher laws for domestic violence. or have polls for the best businesswomen in Jackson.

I seem to remember Hugh Hefner being a social liberal in his magazine but no one accused him of hating women.

That crowd rarely, if ever argues the merits of anything posted here. Far easier for them to call me a hater, call JJ a hate blog. I didn't see any of them protesting when one of their columnists decided to post my address and encourage people to do things to me on her Facebook page while you know who cheered her on. That is the way they play.



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