Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Meanwhile up in Canton.....

No word of this in a certain "local tabloid" but there is a write-in campaign currently underway for Mayor Truly in Canton today. It even has a Facebook page:






24 comments:

Anonymous said...

So is the Canton Flea Market sponsoring that page? I demand to know who is sponsoring that page.

Anonymous said...

Truly is a Bufoon. He and his followers should move to jackson and be deciples of ChewBakka LaWhumba. They will fit right in.

Donna Ladd is a Cyberstalker said...

Stayed tuned Marshall. More fodder inbound.

Konnerday said...

WHO DID THIS???!?!?!?! My readers are DEMANDING to know who did this! It's a secret racist conspiracy, I just know it! Er, I mean my readers just know it! I'm sure it's a bunch of white people!

I plan to stalk and badger everyone who visits this page because I'm a JOURNALIST, dammit, and I have tens of readers who are demanding to know who's behind this. My readers hate such things!

Racists! They're everywhere! Yes, mommy, I drank my juice! I see racists! Bd-ddb-dbbd-bdb-ddb racism and bad white people! I must write about it!

HahahahHAHAHAHhahahahAAHHahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm the Queen of FONdreNNNNnnNN!!!

Donna Ladd Cyberstalked the Whitwells said...

Babs is desperate. Two statements from the FB page that JJ Enterprise Reporter Kingfish EXCLUSIVELY brought to the attention of the Jackson metro -- meaning you won't find this reporting anywhere on Ladd's smear sheet:

The lines for the light bills are long again. Dr. Truly made them treat you with dignity and respect. The day after the election, they called all of you in to pay those light bills. They don't need you anymore. Show them you don't need them. Vote June 4th for Dr.Truly by writing his name in. You don't have to vote for the republican from Jackson. Just write in William Truly's name. Vote June 4th and write in William Truly.

But Truly is STILL Mayor.

YOU WANT MORE ROAD BLOCKS. THEY HAVE STARTED THE DAY AFTER DR. TRULY LOST. HOWEVER, YOU CAN CHANGE THAT BY WRITING HIS NAME IN ON JUNE 4TH. SAY NO TO THE REPUBLICANS WHO BROUGHT YOU SOMEONE FROM JACKSON. SAY YES TO DR. TRULY ON JUNE 4TH AND PUT A GOOD MAN BACK IN OFFICE.

But, but, but Truly is STILL Mayor.

Now that second one might be hard to understand because the CAPS are likely to be a translation of someone dictating the spin while speaking with marbles in her mouth.

Truly's loss might be the worst thing to happen to Canton since Babs crapped out on theBarbaraBlackmonShow.

Sam Hall Alert said...

MUST Watch: Babs Blackmon Was Not Available For Interview

Anonymous said...

There is that damn term again....

Good

I think I read a book Good to Great - maybe they are ever satisfied with good. Sad, truly sad.

KaptKangaroo said...

Don't you mean a "Local Self-hate Tabloid"?

Anonymous said...

Just yesterday Kingfish was claiming writeins are illegal but then he changed it to just 'can't win unless someone dies'.

Shirley Truly knows that.

Kingfish said...

Illegal meaning barred by law. They are not valid. That does not mean criminally liable.

Anonymous said...

Just yesterday Kingfish was claiming writeins are illegal but then he changed it to just 'can't win unless someone dies'.

Shirley Truly knows that.


But you don't.

Anonymous said...

I was at the Canton Precinct with the most votes and Truly had about 6 votes and Jesus Christ four. Jane



KaptKangaroo said...

Hey Jane!

Anonymous said...

I can tell you that Canton Flea Market has absolutely NOTHING to do with this!

Anonymous said...

Damn ....this is Canton, Mississippi.
What does one expect ?

Roadblocks at East Peace Street & Hwy 43 are actually an election issue ?


Oh hell yeah ! ...... better believe it.


Anonymous said...

7:02; If I didn't KNOW it, how could I have posted it? Point here is, what's the big deal? If write ins are illegal, meaningless or invalid, what's the hoopla? Let Truly and his goonies spin their wheels in a useless effort. The time they spend doing that is time they can't be creating other sorts of problems. But, I guess if the point here is take the shining light of truth off of John Bell for a little while....

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, scorched earth policy goes into full effect:

Yesterday at 3, the Canton Municipal Utilities (CMU) board - with a 3-man majority of Truly appointees - voted to fire longtime President John Wallace yesterday.

They also fired Bob Montgomery and replaced him with (wait for it) the Blackmons.

Anonymous said...

They also fired Bob Montgomery and replaced him with (wait for it) the Blackmons.

Please say you are kidding.

Anonymous said...

Oh, no, I'm very serious. The Blackmons' being hired isn't surprising. But firing John Wallace was monumentally stupid.

Anonymous said...

They also had Mr. Wallace escorted from the building by the police.

It was only a matter of time. The City administration is incompetent. The City hasn't been financially sound in years. And CMU is the golden goose.

Donna Ladd Cyberstalked the Whitwells said...


Donna Ladd owes the Whitwells and Ms. Easley formal public apologies.

Anonymous said...

Cyberstalking a private individual should be brought before a Grand Jury.

Anonymous said...

Hasn't Wallace been in that role for forty years? He's milked that old cow enough already. Get him a rocking chair.

Anonymous said...

blackmon, hmmmmmm, barbara blackmon,mmmmmm..gosh, was she the loon that ran for lt. gov a few years ago and lost by HUGE numbers but then put a "hot off the wire" message out there that GOD himself would swoop down and change the vote count so when we woke up the next moring SHE would be lt. gov having WON by huge numbrers? I thought she was in a nut house? oops, my bad..she is in canton after all!!!


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